Disclaimer: There’s a link to Audible in this article. If you were to sign up for Audible through that link, we’d get a wee kickback at no additional cost to you. But we’re not promoting Bezos over anything for a few cents. But Audible might be the better fit for you all the same.
The good news is that Spotify has launched Audiobooks in Ireland. The bad news is that there’s not a whole lot to be excited about. From not being able to buy in the app, to pricey purchases, I’m not all that sure why this exists to be honest.
Spotify Audiobooks
Spotify launched the ability to listen to audiobooks on its platform back in September. It just launched in the United States, but today it’s rolling out to additional English-speaking markets. Ireland is included in that. Spotify Audiobooks is a catalogue of over 300,000 audiobooks available to purchase and listen to.
Unfortunately, even if you’re a Spotify Premium customer, you’ll still need to fork out a rather sizeable chunk of change for the audiobook of your choice. For example, Michelle Obama’s audiobook “Becoming” will set you back just €17.99. The first Harry Potter audiobook will leave you giving J.K. Rowling €33.90, and no one wants to do that; even though I do love Stephen Fry.
Another problem faced by Spotify is the experience of buying an audiobook. Most people I know use the Spotify app and rarely use the desktop app or in-browser player. Yet, these are the only places you’ll be able to buy an audiobook.
The message greeting you when trying to buy a Spotify Audiobook in-app
If you try to buy a book in the app, you’ll see a prompt directing you to the desktop. You can’t even click through to the website. It’s a bit shit, isn’t it?
Spotify Audiobooks vs Audible
Perhaps the biggest competitor in this space for Spotify is going to be Amazon’s Audible. Once you sign up for Audible you pay in or around €9.50 per month and get access to one audiobook of your choice per month. On top of that, you get unlimited access to thousands of other audiobooks.
I struggle to see the draw of Spotify Audiobooks. There might be some exceptions, like Michelle Obama’s audiobook, where you’ll get it cheaper on Spotify. So take this as the announcement to remind you to shop around before you outright buy an audiobook from anyone.
Well. This is all very interesting, isn’t it? Overnight, Twitter employees rejected an ultimatum from Elon Musk and the platform has started seeing rolling outages. Whatever about Twitter users, if the engineers aren’t there to keep the platform up – it will die. I’ve already had a very early chatter about Mastodon. It’s fast becoming the go-to place for Irish Twitter people migrating. So, if you find yourself jumping into the Mastodon lifeboat, here are some tricks to get settled in and some of my own favourite accounts to follow.
Tips to Find People on Mastodon
#MastoDaoine
One of the first big trends to emerge from the people of Ireland jumping over to Mastodon is the MastoDaoine hashtag. It’s a combination of Mastodon and the Irish word “daoine”, meaning people. Brilliant, right?
Mastodon doesn’t have an algorithm. That means there’s no AI brain suggesting content to you based on your interests. Instead, you have to be a bit more proactive in finding accounts of interest. Using hashtags is incredibly important on Mastodon. If you’re struggling to find some people to follow, visit #MastoDaoine to find other people in Ireland.
Find Masdoton Lists
Mastodon lets you export and import follow lists. That means you can also share these lists. For example, I’m on a list of SEO professionals. This means other people who work in the same space can download this list and follow all of the SEOs on Mastodon.
If you have a specific interest like this, it’s worth doing some digging to see if there is a list of Mastodon users that interest you. With a few clicks you feed will be full of people with content your interested in.
Search on Twitter
While it’s very possibly about to sink completely, you can still use Twitter to find people on Mastodon. You can even use search to filter down to people you follow. In preparation for migrating to another platform, Twitter users are putting their Mastodon profile details into their profile and username.
That makes finding the Mastodon account for people you follow on Twitter much easier.
Twitter search filters
Search for “mastodon” on Twitter and use the “people you follow” filter. Scroll through the tweets that get returned and look for Mastodon user details. Bingo.
Search on Mastodon
The most obvious way to find people on Mastodon is using the search feature. It’s manual and might be a bit time consuming if you followed lots of people, but it works.
Finding the Gutter Bookshop
Just load up Mastodon and search for your friends and Twitter people. A lot of users are using the same username so while time-consuming, you should be able to find the important accounts quick enough.
Once you find someone you want to follow you can look through their followers and followings to find more like minded people.
You should also check out the Mastodon Profiles Directory. Here, you’ll be able to find new arrivals and people who were recently active.
Use Fedifinder
I normally wouldn’t condone giving anything access to your Twitter, but if you’re burning it, meh. Fedifinder is a handy tool that scans your Twitter followings and followers. Then it spits out a list of buttons you can click and easily follow. It works on spotting Mastodon accounts so it won’t be perfect, but it’s helped me find loads of people.
Best Irish Accounts to Follow on Mastodon
Now, to make life even easier. We have this handy little list of people to follow on Mastodon to get things going.
I’m going to go in alphabetical order, but Bernard McKeever gets a particular call out. He’s one of the main people behind the running of Mastodon.ie. Follow him to keep up to date with how things are going on the server.
Ballykilcaven is a lovely brewery in Laois. They’ll be posting lost about beer and sustainability.
Beer Ladies Podcast is a a must-follow for beer fans, with a new episode every Friday.
Blindboy hardly needs an introduction, but he’s on Mastodon too. A good account to have a peek at the followers and followings of.
Ciara O’Brien is one of Ireland’s best tech journalists.
Eugene Rochko is the founder of Mastodon. I like following him to find out what’s going on more broadly with the platform.
Imbibe Coffee Roasters are a Dublin-based coffee roaster that also leads some excellent projects to make the world better.
Gerry McBride is a writer for Waterford Whispers News. Needless to say, he’s gas.
Greta Thunberg is our last hope for the future of the world.
Goosed. That’s us. The Irish tech websites that helps you navigate wild stuff. You know, like Mastodon.
Kathy Griffin is the hiarlious comedian who Elon Musk kicked off Twitter recently.
Úna-Minh Kavanagh is another excellent account to follow for the bit of Irish. Bonus, you also get gaming stuff and lots more.
Now, this is by no means a conclusive list of people to follow. However, it is a good list of people on Mastodon with lots of different interests. Take a look. Pop into their followers and followings and follow those that resonate with you. Between this and the other tips I provided above, you’ll be right at home in no time at all.
You might have spotted I was in Copenhagen recently if you’ve read my OPPO Find X5 Pro review. Denmark is the home of LEGO so I had to get some bits and pieces while there. I also got my LEGO passport stamped. That’s my second stamp after starting in the Dublin LEGO store when it opened a few months back. When I bought a few bits and pieces, I also gathered some additional reward points on my LEGO VIP account. LEGO VIP is a genuinely awesome rewards programme and there’s a massive weekend this weekend to celebrate it.
LEGO VIP Weekend
The LEGO VIP weekend is this weekend. There are already offers to be had by VIP members. This is one of the big things that’ll have me visiting the Dublin LEGO store is bonus reward points. For example, you can earn five times more points if you buy one of these LEGO set:
Set 10306 Atari 2600
Set 76405 Hogwarts Express – Collectors’ Edition
Set 10303 Loop Coaster
Set 42143 Ferrari Daytona SP3
Set 10304 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
Set 76215 Black Panther
Set 10290 Pickup Truck
Set 42127 The Batman Bat Mobile
It ramps up even more across 19th and 20th of November. That’s this Saturday and Sunday to be clear.
Across the VIP Weekend, you’ll earn double VIP points on all purchases in-store. This is good news for me, eyeing up a McLaren Formula 1 Technic kit. If my calculations are right, I’ll be getting something like 3000 points for this purchase.
Are you telling me you built a time machine? Out of LEGO, Doc?
Given I’ve already got my Back to the Future Delorean built, I’m well on my way toward a reward. Something like a €50 discount for 7500 points. Or maybe I’ll go wild and use 100 points to save €100 on the Harry Potter Hogwarts Express.
I’ll also get some nice freebie gifts. There’s a LEGO baking mould and cookie cutter, LEGO Elves scene, and a special 90-year celebration tribute ki. These kits start from purchases of just €65.
Tribute to LEGO – free gift on purchases over €250
The only thing you need to know is the dates and that this is a members-only event. So get signed up for LEGO VIP.
Not too long ago, I looked with envy towards the UK phone market. One of the big reasons was OPPO. Today, OPPO is available on the Irish. market too. They’ve launched several phones across the mid-range and flagship level. I’ve had a few in my pocket, but are they worth buying? I tested out the OPPO Find X5 Pro recently. While it’s no great departure from its predecessor, it’s a great phone.
OPPO Find X5 Pro Design
At a glance, the OPPO Find X5 Pro is visually very similar to the Find X3 Pro. Yes, that is the phone that came before. They skipped the four. But this phone looks nice and feels great in the hand. This is thanks to the single-piece flowing form of the rear body. While the design isn’t new for OPPO, it’s still quite unique in the phone market. The layout is different to fit a different camera setup, but the ultimate design principle remains. And I like it.
I thought I had one rather large criticism of the Find X5 Pro and it was going to come in the screen department.
OPPO Find X5 Pro Display
Everything here is more or less as it was on the previous OPPO flagship. That’s good news. It’s a solid 6.7-inch AMOLED display. After some very brief usage, I thought the screen itself got scratched very. I couldn’t remember scratching a display so quickly before.
Fortunately, what I initially didn’t realise was that the phone came with a screen protector. It’s really easy to scratch that protector and scare yourself. But it’s easy to peel off and you’re left with a perfect display again.
I gave myself a small heart attack with those scratches. But it’s a bad news story turned good.
OPPO Find X5 Pro Battery
The battery life of the Find X5 Pro is great. I couldn’t imagine many people not getting a full day or more from the phone. Once again, OPPO shifts the conversation way from battery life to charging speed. I get why they do this.
OPPO’s charger, which is included in the box, will bring your empty phone to 50% battery in just 12 minutes. That’s not just marketing spiel. I’ve seen it working.
This means the OPPO battery is not only good enough for a day, but if you find yourself low on power, a quick pit stop will get you back up and running again.
OPPO Find X5 Pro Camera
We’ve reached the chef’s kiss part of the review. OPPO has gone big with marketing in two areas this year. First is sponsoring the Champions League. Second is the camera of this phone. OPPO has teamed up with Hasselblad in an approach I like. Huawei had Leica back in the day to help steer with years of photography experience. Hasselblad but the first cameras on the moon, which is pretty impressive. They’re a Swedish company, but the closest I could get for some testing was Denmark.
Here are some shots I took in Copenhagen, comparing with the iPhone 13 Pro Max.
LEFT: OPPO Find X5 Pro RIGHT: iPhone 13 Pro
As you can see the primary camera on the OPPO is fantastic. Once you get into the zoom lenses it does deteriate slightly. But in all honesty, from all the shooting of images I do on mobile, I use Portrait and standard; rarely zoom.
The selfie camera is just ok, but if it’s a great primary camera you’re mainly after, the Find X5 Pro will not disappoint.
Is the OPPO Find X5 Pro Worth Buying?
I say one thing a lot lately. Phones got boring. The OPPO Find X5 Pro could fall into that category given the similarities to the Find X3 Pro. But OPPO has done enough here to catch up to their competition. If it’s upgrade time for you, you’re an Android fan and you really just want a great camera, the OPPO Find X5 Pro is a great purchase.
People on Twitter are not happy. Well, the platform is fast becoming a burning dumpster fire thanks to Elon Musk. Fearing the worst, a search for plan B has begun. Early suggestions indicate that plan B is going to be an app called Mastodon. So, what the hell is it?
Mastodon has gained a lot of users this past week. I joined them to take a look around and get a feel for things. There were some red flags for me once I joined. In settings, I could connect GitHub, an app for software developers. Immediately I was worried that this was going to be technical.
While I’m getting a feel for it, Mastodon isn’t going to be a simple move from Twitter. Using Mastodon is like knowing how to drive an automatic car, and sitting into a manual for the first time.
But still, you can pick things up quickly. What was once a “tweet” is now a “toot”. You’ll still be able to search content by posts, hashtags, news and the likes. In fact, I really like when searching hashtags, you get a trend graph beside it. That lets you know if it’s a hot topic or if it’s cooling.
One of the most different things in Mastodon is servers.
Mastodon Servers
The first thing you’ll have to do after joining Mastodon is pick a server. Mastodon doesn’t have just one big town hall centre, as Musk refers to Twitter as. You can pick a general server like mastodon.social and then that forms your username.
The good news is that you can still interact with people who’ve picked different servers. You can interact with them, follow them. I know, this all sounds fairly complicated. I’m still trying to fully understand it, but there’s good reason for it.
These servers are independently run from different locations around the world. Effectively, this ensures the platform remains “unbuyable”. You know, what happened with Twitter being avoided.
The good news is that this isn’t a choice for life. You can change servers after a while. It’s not a super simple process but it can be done. But save yourself the headache of moving. Picking the right server to start is just easier.
Best Mastodon Server
When you sign up for Mastodon, you’ll be able to navigate and find servers matching your interests. Most people will just want to go to mastodon.online. This is the biggest server. I’m not even going to write the member count because it’s growing hourly.
Here are some other popular servers:
mas.to
mstdn.social
mastodon.green
fosstodon.org
mastodon.lol
mastodon.art
Will Mastodon Take Over From Twitter?
Some would say this emergence of a new white knight platform was predictable. It’s unlikely that Mastodon will, in the immediate future at least, take over from Twitter. But some big profile people are making the jump. Blindboy just created his Mastodon account and you can follow him now.
Disclaimer: Before I crack on with giving you my thoughts on God of War Ragnarök I want to point out that our review copy was kindly provided by Sony (thanks, Sony!). There was no way I wouldn’t have bought this game anyway so you can rest assured that that won’t colour my views at all.
Disclaimer number 2: I haven’t finished the game yet. In fact, going by some estimates I’m barely 20% of the way through (IGN estimate over 70 hours for a 100% complete run and I’ve got a little over 15 hours on the clock). However, I’ve gotten to grips with the bulk of the game’s mechanics and a good chunk of the story. This will probably be a hybrid between a first impressions write-up and a review. I’ll also do my best to avoid spoiling any of the story details or surprising mechanics (there’s one detail about halfway down when I talk about companions so be on the lookout for that). Now that that’s out of the way, what’s it like?
When God of War 2018 launched it did so to universal acclaim from critics and fans alike. Many hailed it as one of the best games they’d ever played, and it revolutionised the way many of us view storytelling in games. Its cliff-hanger ending set our expectations sky high as we see Thor show up to Kratos and Atreus’ door during the depths of Fimbulwinter (I’m not counting this as a spoiler because, while we don’t see his face, we see he’s a huge guy with an electric hammer, who else was it gonna be?). Needless to say, Ragnarök had a lot to live up to but I’m happy to say it’s done so in spades. In fact, God of War Ragnarök is the best game I’ve played all year, and certainly one of the best games I’ve ever played full stop.
The Beginning of the End
Our story opens with Kratos and Atreus out on a hunt while Fimbulwinter rages around them. This is the same winter that began in the previous game after Kratos killed Baldur. It is said that Fimbulwinter is a non-stop winter will last for three years, only ending with the events of Ragnarök, the end of the reign of the Aesir gods and the rebirth of the world. We immediately see that we are
not dealing with the same characters we left in the previous game. Atreus has grown from a headstrong demigod to a confident, curious young man while Kratos has softened somewhat to be more of a mentor and affectionate father to his son. Their dynamic has also shifted to be a more equal partnership than the student/master vibe that we saw previously. For instance, we see that Kratos trusts Atreus to go and hunt for food while he remains in shelter to prepare their weapons and provisions for their journey home.
Atreus has also been working to harness the abilities he inherited from his parents. He uses his mother’s giant magic to rebuild the protective ward around their home and speak to their sled- wolves Speki and Svanna. He is also able to use this magic to explore new areas beyond the realm of Midgard despite Fimbulwinter putting an end to all inter-realm travel. His Godhood also imbues him with special abilities such as healing himself when he’s injured or being far stronger than any teenager has the right to be.
Kratos has also been refining new skills of his own. He can read now! Well, he can read Norse runes now (I don’t know whether Kratos could read Greek but considering all Spartan men went through rigorous training in the Agoge we can probably assume he could). This is, in my opinion, one of the best changes to the game so far. Not only does it allow Kratos to be more independent of Atreus in certain scenarios, but it also allows him to write in the Lore journal that the player can read. This allows us a glimpse of his innermost thoughts and feelings on all manner of subjects. The Kratos we saw in God of War 2018 was a far cry from the Spartan who was too angry to die in the previous trilogy but this time around we see that outer shell cracking even more as he writes about how proud he is of the man Atreus is becoming, about how much he cared for Laufey, and about how annoying Brok and Sindri are.
All of this isn’t to say that these two aren’t without their squabbles. Atreus seems hell-bent (or Helheim-bent) on finding out more about his place in the Jötunn prophecy we saw at the end of GoW 2018, even suggesting that maybe they should try and find Tyr, the Norse God of War who might be able to provide him with some answers. Kratos on the other hand is determined to keep Atreus safe, even if that means spending their days hiding out in their cabin behind their protective ward. In fact, this seems to be a Kratos at the end of his tether. The only thing in the world that matters to him is Atreus, the only family he has left. He knows all too well the pain of losing a child. But he also knows that they can’t hide forever and that someday he will have to let Atreus be his own man, even if that means he’ll have to go to war with Asgard. There’s also the looming threat of the Jötunn prophecy to reckon with which, unbeknownst to Atreus, showed Kratos dying in his son’s arms.
The rest of the cast is as wonderful as they were last time as well. Freya, a mother wracked with grief over the death of her son at Kratos’ hands is relentlessly pursuing our two heroes for what they did to her. We first fight her at the very offset of the game setting the tone for how her relationship with Kratos has soured. Mimir is the dark, comedic heart of the game once again, telling stories of the old gods and making snide remarks at everyone from Brok and Sindri to Thor and Odin themselves.
Speaking of Thor, he certainly lives up to Mimir’s description of him as a “Fat ugly dobber”. This isn’t the happy friendly Thor from the Marvel movies. He’s lore accurate to a fault. A drunkard and a lout who only wants to know who he can get into a scrap with next. Basically, a complete arsehole. Don’t worry either, it’s not long before you find out what happens when two warriors who can control their weapons mid-air go toe to toe. Special mention also has to be given to Richard Schiff as Odin. From the second you meet him he gives an air of menace. He’s the kind of villain whose main weapon is information and the leverage that gives him. You can tell that no matter what situation he’s in he is always the one in control. As I said I’m a good number of hours into the game and I always find myself eagerly awaiting the Allfather’s next appearance!
What a Wonderful World
Now all this talk of Fimbulwinter might have you thinking that the whole game is going to blend together into one huge blue-grey snow-covered mess. Well, you couldn’t be more wrong. As Mimir points out shortly after you unlock inter-realm travel, Fimbulwinter affects all realms differently so while Midgard has become a frozen tundra, other realms like Alfheim, Niflheim or Svartalfheim will see different changes to their climate. All these changes are equally apocalyptic, by the way, but they’re different, that’s all that matters.
It’s our differences that make us beautiful, as old wisdom goes, and in the case of God of War Ragnarök, this absolutely rings true. Each realm feels so distinct and unique while offering some jaw-dropping vistas and scenery. The “continuous shot” nature of the over-the-shoulder camera really allows you to feel immersed in these gorgeous environments. Don’t worry about retreading old ground either. While we may have visited Alfheim, Niflheim and Jötunnheim in the previous game, Fimbulwinter has completely changed them, so you definitely won’t recognise these old areas once you see them again.
Play Your Way
So, the story and characters are fantastic, and the game looks spectacular, but how’s the gameplay? Well, it’s mostly more of the same. Very little has been altered from God of War 2018, and I mean that as a compliment. The previous game found a great balance between the new style world exploration for the series and the visceral, brutal combat that the older games were known for.
That’s not to say everything is exactly the same. For instance, many of Kratos and Atreus’ magical abilities and attacks have been lost or destroyed. Fimbulwinter has weakened all the magic in Midgard so anything you collected on your previous adventure is no good to you now. Fairly standard video game sequel fare here to be honest but at least there’s some kind of internal logic to the reasoning behind all your abilities being stripped away. The long and short of this is that you’ll have to acquire a whole new set of upgrades, abilities, and armours as you make your way around the nine realms again.
Chief among these is a trio of new skill trees for Kratos and Atreus. Like last time you’ve got separate trees for the Leviathan Axe, the Blades of Chaos, and Atreus’s abilities. However, there’s a little bit of a twist this time. Unlike the previous game, as you use the skills you’ve unlocked, you’ll work your way through basic, bronze, silver, and gold completion tiers. Once you’ve used a skill enough times to complete the gold tier, you’ll be given a choice of upgrades for that skill. You could, for instance, add extra Frost damage, make yourself more resilient to being interrupted when using it, or add greater stun damage to a given skill. These upgrades, naturally, cost some XP to acquire but you only ever have to buy one per skill, with the ability to chop and change how you see fit.
I think this is a great addition to the leveling system and a great way to really Min-Max Kratos to really suit your playstyle. One potential pitfall with this is the possibility of becoming too engrossed in leveling up every skill, leading to a more difficult combat experience. While many players will certainly welcome this challenge it’s important to remember that you’re rewarded for using the skills you like, not for using the ones you don’t. So just play the way you would normally, and you’ll find your optimum build in no time. However, if you insist on leveling up everything there’s an area you unlock early on where infinite enemies spawn for you to grind away to your heart’s content.
Atreus also isn’t your only companion this time around. I won’t name names, but you get to go exploring with a number of different partners this time around. While they’re all pretty much the same in terms of mechanics it’s nice to see your player character interact with someone else for a change.
Yes, player character. This is probably the most spoiler-y thing I’m going to include here but there are certain sections of the game where you get to play as Atreus. As you can imagine he has more of a ranged combat focus than his father but he’s still a hell of a lot of fun to play as.
Another nice update is how shield combat has changed. This time around you’re given a choice of shields that all, as you can imagine, work differently in the heat of battle. There are shields that give you a more powerful parry ability, shields that allow you to punch an enemy through them to deliver more stun damage or shields that will block damn near everything Odin’s lackeys throw at you. Each is upgradeable using unique resources so, again, you can easily find one that suits your play style.
The armour upgrade system is nearly unchanged from GoW 2018 with a variety of armour sets using the same pools of resources for their upgrade tiers. Earlier upgrades use more common materials, while the higher-level stuff requires you to do a bit more digging for rarer items. The only major change here is that armour sets now have 9 upgrade tiers as opposed to GoW 2018’s 3. Most armour sets can be bought from the Huldra brothers, while others will require certain quest lines to be finished.
This leads me to possibly my biggest problem with the game so far. In the previous game, there was a quest called Eyes of Odin where Kratos had to kill 51 of Odin’s spying ravens in order to unlock the “Allfather Blinded” trophy. Now, this was a fine trophy and GoW 2018 is hardly the first game to have a “collect an arbitrary number of these”-type quest. It was entirely optional and there were no in-game rewards for finishing the quest aside from XP. However, in GoW Ragnarök, there’s a set of armour locked behind set number of ravens. This means that if you want all the best armour in the game you have to go out of your way to find a lot of Odin’s ravens. I found this to be annoying at best and absolutely tedious at worst. I felt as if I was entirely sucked out of the game at regular intervals because at a certain point I wasn’t exploring or questing, I was scanning around hoping to find a fleck of green, drinking in none of the game’s atmosphere or spectacle. This is a game that excels when the player dives right in and finds their own flow state (you know that feeling of being so into a game that you lose any and all concept of time?) and I think that gating certain items behind an arbitrary treasure hunt runs a little bit counter to that whole philosophy.
Gaming is for everyone
That just about does it for all the big stuff, but God of War has a lot of lovely touches that really do show a level of polish that we’ve come to expect from Sony recently. Chief among these are all the accessibility options. The first time you boot up the game players are given the option to configure just about every part of the game to make it easier to play. You’ll be able to completely remap all the controls, turn on high contrast mode (which highlights characters and interactable items in a colour of your choosing), automatically trigger quick-time events and much, much more. I think the fact that you’re presented with the menu as soon as you start up the game is a big help as well. I remember Gears 5 being incredibly well set up for people who might face any number of challenges to playing a game, but these options were tucked away in the settings menu. Ensuring that people know about all the different ways they can play their new game is hugely important. There’s no reason why anyone should ever feel like they can’t enjoy anything to the fullest when there’s no reason for them not to!
The Goosed Roundup
So, the big question is, does God of War Ragnarök live up to the hype? Yes, absolutely it does. As I said up top, this is one of the finest games I have ever played. It’s a near-perfect blend of gameplay and story that can be difficult to get right. The characters feel fleshed out and human, the environments are stunning, and the moment-to-moment action is second to none. This truly feels like the sequel that God of War 2018 deserved. Aside from the little niggle with Odin’s Ravens I can’t imagine a more perfect send-off for this portion of the God of War series and I’m excited to hopefully see it continue in the future.
God of War Ragnarök will be available on the 9th of November on PS4 and PS5. Be sure to get your copy soon as this is definitely the hottest (or coldest?) game of the year!
Disclaimer: Samsung sent me the Samsung Galaxy Fold 4 to review. I’ve had it for a few weeks and I’m just about to send it back. So no, I didn’t get a really expensive phone and let it colour my review, thank you very much!
The Samsung Galaxy Fold 4 is a marvelous piece of technology. After using it for a few weeks I was shocked at how practical I is. The unique folding form factor does much more than put the equivalent of a small tablet in your pocket. I could wax lyrical about it all day long. So is it worth buying? No, it’s not. Because it costs €1,909.
Samsung Galaxy Fold 4: Price
I never start with the price. So you might call this very unfair. But the article is all about whether or not this phone is worth your hard-earned cash. And it’s just not.
As a tech reviewer, there are a few pitfalls you need to be wary of. Getting free stuff can colour your opinion if your not careful. Getting expensive stuff and giving it back, can, do the same thing. But the really big risk in my eyes is getting something expensive and not feeling the pain of paying for it.
The Samsung Galaxy Fold 4 costs €1,909. You can get a 5-pack of Freddo Bars in SuperValu for €1.50 (non-sale price). One Samsung Galaxy Fold 4 could get you 6,363 individual Freddo Bars.
Now, I hear you. It’s a tablet and a phone rolled into one. So you’d be saving money by buying this, right?
Not really.
Let’s look at this logic a little closer, through the lens of Apple products.
If you want a phone and tablet from Apple, the folding option isn’t even nearly on the table. You need to buy an iPhone 14 and iPad. The iPad will set you back €599 and the iPhone is €1,029. But that’s €1628 and not a million miles away from the price of a Samsung Galaxy Fold 4.
True. But after using the Galaxy Fold 4 and as much as I love it, it doesn’t really replace either my phone or my tablet. It’s a weird middle place. Let’s break that down.
Samsung Galaxy Fold 4: Devil in the Design
I remember when I first saw folding screens at IFA a few years ago. My mind was blown. A company was doing wild things, putting screens on hats and handbags. They didn’t really know what to do with them. Samsung did though. The Galaxy Fold 4 is just sublime to look at and use. While it’s a bit on the heavy side at 263g, the slim form factor when closed means it fits really neatly in your hand.
Open it up and you’ve got a nice little tablet. While not the first to crack in-screen cameras sitting behind a display, Samsung has adopted that approach here for the Galaxy Fold 4. It’s neatly done. I felt the quality of that camera was a little lacking, but it doesn’t matter.
Because of the way the phone is designed, you can use the primary camera for selfies while seeing a preview on the smaller external screen. A very nice feature of the phone.
Oddly, Samsung still hasn’t worked out that gap. Is that really a problem? Well no, but I don’t like it. Other folding phones have managed without this weird gap and I’m shocked Samsung hasn’t gotten there yet.
Mind the Gap
However, if I’m honest, I have to admit I didn’t even notice it while I was using the phone for a few weeks. While that gap is odd, the trade off is the folding design. And that folding design offers so many benefits.
Take this example of me watching Dahlmer
I guess that doesn’t matter. What does matter is how perfect the Samsung Galaxy Fold 4 is for watching shows like this on the go. The display is beautiful and practical. You can even watch full-screen square style if you want. You just run the risk of missing things as it does heavily crop when watching full-screen.
If, like me, you just fold the screen slightly and watch on half of it, you get the full shot.
Now, the opened Samsung Galaxy Fold 4 isn’t big enough to replace a tablet in my life. It’s still just a bit on the small side.
What really surprised me was that the phone when closed, was also too small.
The slim screen really is slim
It’s significantly narrower than most phones. This means a nice fit in the hand, sure. But it’s a tight squeeze to type on. I’ve got clumsy thumbs at the best of times. This left the phone closes almost unusable for me. I could browse through apps and find news I wanted to read before opening read in phablet mode, but still. It just left me wondering if would I pay for this phone knowing the best things it has to offer aren’t essential to me? One look on the Samsung website was the death nail. Nearly €2,000 for a compromised phone and tablet that doesn’t really tick either box.
Samsung Galaxy Fold 4: The Verdict
This was never meant to be an in-depth review. This was, instead, meant to quickly get to the most important point about the Samsung Galaxy Fold 4; can it justify that price tag? It just can’t. And that eureka moment came for me in the UK.
You see, you won’t find many of these phones “in the wild” in Ireland. That means in the hands of a genuine customer that paid for it. You’re a little more likely to see them in the UK. It’s just a bigger market. I was in some fancy pants place for breakfast. That’s an important detail because I was paying over the top for breakfast at the time and was a little annoyed by that.
As I was eating the one damn sausage that came with my breakfast, another customer across from me pulled out her Samsung Galaxy Fold 4. She had the case, the S-Pen – the works. I overheard her saying she’d just bought it and loved it.
I’m sure she does love it. But my first reaction was, in my head of course, “I cannot believe you paid that for that phone”. And just like that, I had my verdict.
It’s a marvel of technology. It’s a great piece of kit. But in no world is the Samsung Galaxy Fold 4 worth €1,909.
It’s funny, isn’t it? Gaming is so typically thought of as something you do at home. Yet many felt the loss of GamerFest over the past few years with Covid. GamerFest has been an important community event for gamers in Ireland since 2017. Today, it’s an important date on the calendar and it’s back for 2022, bigger than ever.
When is GamerFest?
GamerFest takes place this weekend across two days spanning 22 October and 23 October. Beyond locals, expect to find people from around Ireland and even Europe attending this event.
What’s On at GamerFest?
All those people are travelling because the lineup is really quite something.
Stars, Influencers, Streamers and More
From legends of gaming like Brenda and John Romero making an appearance on Saturday to social media giants like Tink and Ryan Mar along with streamers Seapeekay and Tiny Tina – it’s an all-star cast. If you’re here because of your kids, it’s ok that you don’t know these people. But for you’re kids, these are the most famous people on the planet. And they’re coming to Dublin.
Live Events
But there’s more than just streamers and influencers. There’ll be competitive eSports, sim racing and virtual reality to name but a few of the hands-on experiences. If you like FIFA, get in early on Saturday for the FIFA 23 Grand Final at 12 PM.
You’ll also find some retro gaming and tabletop experiences too.
HADO
HADO is making a debut at GamerFest 2022. This is an AR sport that will leave you with your jaw on the ground. It’s a cross between dodgeball and pong, in real life. Check it out.
Cosplay
It wouldn’t be a proper festival of all things gaming without cosplay. Cosplay is where superfans take on the role of their favourite characters. They’ve poured their heart and soul into cosplay outfits and accessories. This will be one of the highlights of the weekend for anyone attending.
There will also be a competition for the best cosplay on show.
Where Can You Buy GamerFest Tickets?
There are still a limited number of tickets available for GamerFest 2022 at Dublin’s RDS this weekend. You can buy single-day tickets or go all in with a full weekend ticket. Just be sure to check the GamerFest website to ensure what you want to see is on the day you’re going if going for a single-day ticket.
Doors open at 11 am but you can buy a special early access ticket to get in at 10 am (worth it if you ask me).
Disclaimer: The kind folks over at EA Sports sent me FIFA 23 to test out along with 4600 FUT points. But this is still an honest review; promise.
Every year. Every year it comes down to this question. Is EA Sports FIFA worth buying again this year? This year is a big year for the franchise. Not only is it a World Cup year, but this is the last year we’ll ever get a “FIFA” game from EA Sports too. What am I on about? Well, let’s get into the details.
Is FIFA 23 Worth Buying?
There are very few questions you need to answer in order to know whether or not FIFA 23 is worth buying.
Do you need the latest teams with the latest squad lists?
Do you want to play online?
Will you be big into the Men’s or Women’s World Cup this year?
Do you want to play Women’s Club football?
If you answered yes to any or all of these, you’ll probably want to get FIFA 23. If you answered no and you just like the odd game against the computer when you have 5 minutes; don’t bother.
Now, I’ve been playing the hell out of FIFA 23 and I love it. Here’s why.
FIFA 23 Gameplay
The updated control system in FIFA 23 is lovely. Corners feel more worthwhile. Free kicks are scorable. Penalties are fun. Shooting requires a little more aiming.
Along with all of these features a new power shot enters the fray in FIFA 23. When you unleash this shot, you’re either a hero or zero.
EA Sports is in a tough spot every year. They need to create a good game worth buying without alienating fans of the series. These little tweaks, I like. but then there’s Online Seasons.
Paris St. Germain is the most ridiculous team in FIFA 23. I’m in a full-on tinfoil hat-wearing train of thought on this one. A team spluttering in the Champions League is just wildly overrated in FIFA 23. Sure they have Lionel Messi and Kylian Mbappé, but they’re still only ok on a European slash world stage.
I’ve pretty much stopped playing Online Seasons because everyone just picks PSG and is out of control good. If you do want to enjoy Online Seasons, you’ll need to drop down into the 3-star teams and hope the matching engine can find someone in your league.
Or just play FUT.
FUT
FIFA Ultimate Team is the most love/hate element of the FIFA franchise for me. FUT requires you to build a team of kindred players from shared backgrounds. The more kindred they are, the better they play together. You earn points and open packs to earn new players. You can sell them, improve them or take on swap challenges.
I totally stopped playing FUT a few years ago because the form engine in the background was horrible. There were so many unknown factors that could cause your team to just fall apart.
However, with Online Seasons being zero craic these days, I had to go somewhere else – and it was never going to be VOLTA.
FUT’s chemistry engine is a lot more fun than it used to be. It’s now much easier to piece together your dream team from different leagues. I packed Sadio Mané and have built my entire squad around him using Bayern Munich and Premier League players. That just wouldn’t have been so easy in past FUT iterations.
I’m still wondering all the time just what ghost in the machine is impacting my team’s ability to play. However, I’m really enjoying FUT this year.
FIFA Men’s World Cup 2022 and Women’s World Cup 2023
World Cup console games to me is Chumbawamba. Era-defining from World Cup 98. That was a stand-alone game back then. This year, the World Cup will be released as an update to FIFA 23. Some of the World Cup screens have already been accessed as EA Sports accidentally released them in the PS5 version of the game. See below from Reddit.
Image posted on Reddit
Despite just qualifying for the 2023 World Cup in Australia and New Zealand, the FAI Women’s team still isn’t in the game. I fully expect that to change in an update before long.
This is the Last EA Sports FIFA Game
So, you might have picked up on something I said earlier. This is the last FIFA game. Indeed, EA Sports and FIFA are parting ways. EA Sports will release a football game next year but it won’t be called FIFA. Thankfully, they will retail all the rights and licenses to use real player names. Nothing like weird PES going on here just yet.
Indeed, next year we’ll be playing EA Sports FC. That’s the new name you’ll have to get used to.
So are you going to buy FIFA 23? One last hurrah? To be honest, as painful as it is, you already know if you’re going to buy FIFA 23 or not. You buy it every year. You can’t stand looking at out of date squads and kits.
This year, EA Sports managed to change the mechanics and the feel of FIFA just enough to warrant an upgrade this year that you don’t resent them for. That’s as good as it gets maybe. I don’t even pay for FIFA every year and it hurts a bit.
I have to admit something in this review. Monkey Island is the game that got me into adventure games. More accurately, it got me into point-and-click adventure games. So I could be deemed biased. However, some of the games on the broader series were very disappointing. Anyone outside of Monkey Island 1, Monkey Island 2 and Curse of Monkey Island was a bit…meh. But Return to Monkey Island is the official Monkey Island 3 from the original creative team. With expectations high after a twenty-year wait, I’ve binged the game this week. Here’s what I think.
Artwork
I’m going to kick off with the artwork; for good reason. When Return to Monkey Island was announced it attracted a mixed reaction. The new Dinkey Engine replaces the classic SCUMM engine. I’ll admit when the first trailers came out just a few short months ago, I felt uneasy. While Return to Monkey Island is the third game from the original creators, the third Monkey Island game was Curse of Monkey Island. This was the defining game for me.
LeChuck and his quartermaster – Image courtesy of Devolver Digital
Curse of Monkey Island introduced a voice for Guybrush Threepwood, our lead protagonist swashbuckling mighty pirate; voiced by Dominic Armato. The artwork in that game was beautiful. The game was an all-around modern take on what the game should be. I was young playing it and had no idea about the move away from the original creative team.
To be honest, when I first saw the style of Return to Monkey Island, I wasn’t sold. It seemed almost childish to me. But I waited and didn’t just jump on Twitter to critique it. I watched the trailer a few times in the following days, and I started to warm to the style.
Now, 13 hours of game time and having completed Return to Monkey Island, I can see why this artwork was picked. It bridges the gap between generations perfectly. Beyond the style, how the animations and in-game transitions are directed is just genius. I will say Curse of Monkey Island remains my favourite style of all, but this game is gorgeous. I expect it to win awards.
Gameplay
The original Monkey Island games defined point-and-click adventure gaming. The “verb” system was so unique, so clever, but so simple. Before that, you would have to type your instructions and hope your spelling was on point.
But Ron Gilbert, one of the original creators, said any modern take on the game would get rid of this system. Sure enough, it’s gone in Return to Monkey Island.
Instead, you now have a simple mouse-focused control system (for PC/MAC at least). Left click to investigate and right click to interact. This extends to items in the Monkey Island world and in your inventory.
It’s simple. It’s straightforward. It’s once again designed to suit original fans of the series without alienating newcomers.
One thing that is abundantly clear in Return to Monkey Island is that the programmers care about the player more. In the original games, some long trips from one island to another could be torture. Even worse if you’re stuck and need to go back and further several times. Travel is fast in this game and little shortcuts reduce gamer frustration.
Puzzles
The puzzles in this game are so satisfying to solve. Don’t worry, I’m not going to mention any specifically. I want to keep this spoiler-free. I played through on what fans of the series will know as Mega Monkey – the full game, full story on the hardest difficulty. Now it’s just called Hard Mode.
As with all Monkey Island games, there are a few puzzles that make you hate the game for at least a few minutes. Take a breath. Walk away. Take a nap. Don’t play after a beer. Come back to the game again and try to mix random things in your inventory and see if you get lucky.
When you complete the game, do go into your scrapbook. It’s well worth a look.
Return to Monkey Island: The Verdict
Return to Monkey Island is kind of flawless.
The story is simply brilliant. The puzzles are entertaining. Throughout the game, you’ll laugh and probably curse once or twice. Often that cursing is at how silly you are for missing something. But that’s the joy of point-and-click adventures.
Return to Monkey Island delivers something that few games could achieve after 20 years away for the original creators. It has enough to keep the original fans happy. It incorporates some elements from beyond the original series. And modernises for newcomers without losing the brilliance of Monkey Islands DNA.
I will finish with the big selling point. Return to Monkey Island costs a little over €20. For over 13 hours of entertainment, that’s a good price.