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Homeschooling: Apps And Offers To Classes Started At Home

Look, some things are funny even in a crisis. I’ve seen a man cursing and blinding about 6th class maths and also Foil, Arms and Hog poignantly summing up the life of a remote teacher.

In reality, teaching your kids from home can be a challenge. I know myself, if I had kids, I’d be struggling to remember something I wasn’t 100% sure about back when I was in school. However, there are plenty of online resources to help.

The Lowdown On Home Schooling

Homeschooling is an official thing. You actually have a constitutional right to teach your kids from home. Most just opt for the traditional school method. However, because of Covid-19, there have been a few updates. Oral and practical performance tests which were scheduled to take place from Monday, 23 March, to Friday, 3 April 2020, are cancelled. If there was project work due from Friday, 20 March, to Friday, 24 April 2020, depending on the subject, will now be given until Friday, 15 May 2020, to complete this work.

This updates by no means suggest State exams won’t go ahead so you’re left with a few options. Hopefully, your kid’s school had already come up with some solutions. In the past week, I’ve seen teachers using Zoom, Google Hangouts and even Instagram to keep classes going online.

But when classes end and you’re the only one left to help teach your kids, you might need some help too!

YouTube Is Your Friend

I’ve accomplished some mad tasks at home because of YouTube. There’s a chance that you’ll be able to explain something better to your kids than your teacher can because you’re kind of learning yourself too. The best way to learn is to teach so really you just need to focus on being confident!

Take Paddy’s Theorem, or as others call it, Pythagoras Theorem. You’ll find endless numbers of videos online explaining how this works and even experiments to bring it to life.

The classic question of “when will I use this in real life” will undoubtedly come up when you experience the smartness your kids usually keep for teachers appears. So why not search for a video showing maths being used in the real world. You could inspire the next generation of engineers out there.

Just be conscious of screen time too. You’re the teacher here, not YouTube. Use this sparingly and don’t be afraid to put the screen away again.

RTÉ School Hours

Ok, I know I said don’t rely on the screens too much. At the same time, don’t put yourself under too much pressure either. Take the support where you can.

RTÉ will be broadcasting over an hour of “school on TV” to support primary school children and their parents at home. This has been spun together pretty quickly by RTÉ and the Department of Education and starts this Monday.

The hour-long show will run from 11-12 Monday to Friday on RTÉ 2 and also feature a shorter “catch-up” segment later in the afternoon. It will be aimed particularly at children in 1st to 6th class. Naturally, the show will also be available on RTÉ Player too.

The School Days Website

Your kids needing a bit of help at home might not be all that new to you. In fact, Schooldays.ie was created out of the need to support kids in school on a regular basis. The website was founded by a working mum in 2006 who was struggling to find simple things. These include resources to help the kids with their homework and things to keep them busy after school was a chore.

Schooldays.ie is full of information and support for parents throughout the school years, from pre-school all the way through to primary school and secondary school.

Whether your are looking for information on schools, afterschool activities, milestone events like communions, birthdays or debs or some parenting advice, you’ll find it all on Schooldays.ie.

Over on the website, you’ll find a wide range of homeschooling resources they’ve curated for the Covid-19 crisis.

Free Home Schooling Apps And Services

Hopefully, that’s enough to get you started in setting up your home school. You’ll also need some resources to go with that.

Gathered by Shane Hastings under the Give Back Project, here are some of the best educational freebies available online during the Covid-19 crisis.

Access To Folens Content

Folens is a name that brings back a lot of memories for people. I’d imagine I was supposed to be another few years away from seeing this name again. Folens are a leading publisher of both primary and secondary school content. Over the past few years, they’ve moved into a log of digital content too. Their focus is helping for teachers and students by creating high-quality content which is effective but also fun.

Right now, Folens are offering open access to all digital resources in an effort to help teachers, parents and students. This includes eBooks, printable worksheets, interactive posters, videos, audio exercises, games and more.

Visit the Folens website

Access To CJ Fallon Books

Like Folens, I remember having quite a few CJ Fallon books too. Right now, CJ Fallon is offering open access to all of their books online. This open-access will remain in place until the end of the term for teachers, students and parents.

Visit the CJ Fallon website

Edco Logins

Another major producer of educational content is Edco. I remember them best for having exam papers. Shudder.

Anyway, they’ve also opened up their platform to provide free access to Primary Level, Junior Cert & Leaving Cert ebooks for the duration of the pandemic. To access these details you’ll need to use some of the following login details.

Primary School Materials

  • Username: primaryedcobooks
  • Password: edco2020

Junior Cert Materials

  • Username: jcedcobooks
  • Password: edco2020

Leaving Cert Materials

  • Username: lcedcobooks
  • Password: edco2020

Visit the Edco website

Look After Yourself

What do they say on the plane? Attend to your own mask first. If you’re stressed and tired, you’ll be no use to your kids. Take time to charge your own batteries. Headspace is offering free meditation, while DownDog is offering free online yoga classes. Eat well, rest well and try to have some fun with homeschooling. Your kids will appreciate it.

Big shout out again to Shane Hastings for his project the Give Back Project. He’s going to be keeping that list updated so it’s worth bookmarking it.

Found a resource yourself? Drop it in the comments below. Let’s help each other out!

Spreading Covid-19 Facts

While the likes of Contagion are full of facts, the movies themselves are fiction. If you’re looking for facts on Covid-19 take them only from trusted sources. You can check out the WHO WhatsApp information service or check out the HSE website.

 

Myhixel: Where Science, Innovation and “Self-Love” Combine

Sextech – it’s a thing and it’s not going anywhere! While at Goosed.ie we are lucky to get our hands on a rake of different tech to review for the good people of Ireland, every so often something lands on that is a little off the beaten track. Take that joke as you will. Anyway recently we were sent the Myhixel, a product that is made to help those who suffer from premature ejaculation and as the only single male of the Goosed.ie team I guess you could say I drew the ahm short straw and being left in isolation with the newly granted PornHub premium for all, this could be a great toy to save some of that valuable toilet paper of the coming weeks. Anyway I know we are all Irish and we’re about as comfortable with these topics as a Graeme Souness is at complimenting Paul Pogba, so here’s the fact, we’ve all been home for weeks so let’s not kid ourselves we’ve all had a little self diddle at some stage recently so can we just get on with the article….cool thanks.

Stacking Up

The reason for a product like the Myhixel is obvious once you see the numbers. Approximately 31% of all men between 18 and 56 years of age suffer from premature ejaculation, and 85% of these men prefer to keep quiet about their problems. This is typical dude logic, and especially when it comes to their little buddy, they don’t want friends or partners to know about problems under the hood so as per the usual they keep it quiet. Personally I don’t get it, men we love our mickeys and if our lungs were having problems and there was a product to help we would use it, so how is this any different really?

Because of these outstanding numbers surrounding premature ejaculation MYHIXEL have launched a first of its kind, proven scientific solution – Myhixel device I and Myhixel play app. By combining the two and not just landing your piece into the device you can use the anonymized Myhixel Play app with a gamified and personalized scientific program with the advanced Myhixel pleasure device, designed specifically to achieve climax control.  The team of sexologists, urologists and scientists have combined a gamified program of activities that users can play like a game, with this aid-device that simulates real penetration. Essentially and excuse my language here but the app is essentially a bunch of levels and you have to out wank the clock, or beat the clock by beating off if you will.

Following clinical trials, they have found that this product can help men control their climax up to 7x longer in an easy, comfortable and fun environment, without resorting to drugs, anaesthetic creams or numbing treatments. Honestly, I have definitive data myself as I’m very single so have no base to work from in terms of duration and the isolation means having no opportunity to test the results, but heck it’s a great time training.

What is Myhixel?

The company is a Spanish Startup founded in 2017, who we were hoping to catch up with at the recently cancelled WMC2020 to discuss their mission of improving male sexual well-being. With almost 5 years of medical research under their belts, led by a team of internationally renowned sexologists (didn’t even know this was a job) the Myhixel offers the only solution on the market that allows men to control their ejaculations naturally.
It’s a revolutionary method that combines the cutting-edge pleasure device, MYHIXEL I, together with a game-oriented methodology using the MYHIXEL Play app, which allows men and their partners to reach a new sexual level.

Female-Driven Leadership

Unlike most industries and tech, in particular, sex-tech is heavily female-led, and damn right in my opinion when sexuality has been oppressed for so long I’m delighted to see the industry which 90% of products are aimed at a female market being led by women.
Patricia López Trabajo leads the Myhixel, born in Seville, she has extensive experience in several very diverse sectors, among them tourism and the eroticism industry. In fact, after working for several years for leading brands in this field, she became aware of the lack of products available for improving male sexual well-being. This is one of the main reasons why she embarked on the adventure of founding the company.
“Currently there are many companies with products for female sexual wellbeing; however, it is difficult to find specialized brands for men. In MYHIXEL we want to respond to this need, and, for this reason, we have developed a scientifically-proven method, the
result of pioneering research in its field, which aims to improve the quality of sexual relationships by controlling a man’s climax, in a natural way and with no side effects”

Science, Innovation and “Self-Love” Combine

As we mentioned earlier 31% of men between 18 and 56 years of age suffer from premature ejaculation, and 85% of these men prefer to keep quiet about this worrying problem. This is according to a study carried out by the National Health and Social Life Survey (LNHES). This is a substantial percentage of the male population granted I’d like to at this point mention it’s not a problem I have but any extra enjoyment I and someone can get from a product like this then why the hell not right. Most men are very interested in achieving ejaculatory control and improving their performance in bed!
After about 5 years of research with more than 500 patients, they have proven Myhixel to be the only natural treatment that allows men to control ejaculation, tripling the endurance of men during intercourse. The renowned international publication The Journal of Sexual Medicine has published the results of the latest clinical study carried out with the MYHIXEL I device showcasing the true value of the product. And for what it’s worth if you’re looking for pleasure over performance or just a change of pace from Pamela or The Stranger, then this is a wonderful wee treat for the boys.

A Different Plan For A Different Man

Thanks to two customized solutions and with an understanding that every man is different with different needs, naturally they have a two-pronged approach to pulling the plonker:

Myhixel Med:

This is a cognitive-behavioural treatment protocol for ejaculatory control that combines the MYHIXEL Play MED application, designed specifically for men who ejaculate in less than 3 minutes during penetrative sexual intercourse, with MYHIXEL I, a unique device that offers you the most realistic sensation of penetration. This combination has proven to triple men’s sexual stamina and performance in a totally natural way.

Myhixel Pr:

This is the answer for men who want to take things further during sexual intercourse through ejaculatory control. MYHIXEL TR combines the MYHIXEL Play TR program of game-based activities, designed for men to learn specific motor skills that will improve the quality of their sexual performance, together with MYHIXEL I, a state-of-the-art pleasure devise. You really can reach new levels of sexual pleasure for you and your partner. See it’s not just for early shooters, and who knows your significant other might just enjoy your newly found control.
Once the most suitable option has been acquired, the user will have access to his own specific program through the app and will be able to reach new levels of pleasure in his sex life and via the website, you’ll be able to have a consultation with professionals specialized in the field of sexology. They will help you to maximize your results and will be able to answer any questions that may arise (hehehe) throughout the process.

Myhixel Play

While you can use the device on its ownsome for some happy alone time, ideally you are meant to combine the product with it’s app.
Myhixel is a pioneer in transforming the latest medical advances into unique sexual experiences and the app that is available on both iOS and Android. They offer a series of games that aim to improve a mans well being as they play (both with the app and themselves) to try and overcome the different challenges of premature ejaculation.
The specific methodologies available with Myhixel Play, TR, and MED have been created by specialists in sexology and game-design, with the purpose of helping men to improve their performance in bed in a simple and fun way, always taking into account their individual needs. Meaning before you start you fill out a question sheet which sets up your personalised play plan to suit your needs, so mine and Martins plan will differ according to our current levels of prowess….and no we didn’t compare.
Quite understandably, these guys are secure about data, so working with cybersecurity experts the app is designed in such a way that it doesn’t need to collect personal user information, allowing gameplay to be completely anonymous. Not that you would want to see anyone’s data but it’s good to know it’s under control.

Thanking the sexologists

MYHIXEL TR // MYHIXEL I Device + Play TR Program - MYHIXEL - Touch ...

Thanks to the work of the sexologists and engineers, they have developed a unique device that uses the latest state-of-the-art technology to offer men the best possible sexual experience.
The device itself is anatomically realistic by which they mean its rather soft and “vaginal” albeit very rubbery, and its self-heating system which is meant to replicate body temperature, as well as its therapeutic vibration, allow the user to experience a sensation that simulated penetration. All these features will help men to achieve their ultimate objective to be able to take more control over their ejaculation while enjoying his progress.
It’s a revolutionary masturbation aid which combines science and technology. Its cutting-edge design was inspired by the lifestyle of 21st-century man and was created with top of the range materials to enable optimum performance and the most intense experience. Starting at €189, you can buy online with free delivery in 32 countries and they have been so kind to give us a 10% Off Voucher so use the code Goosed.ie at checkout for a few quid off.

Technical specs

• An innovative and internationally-patented device created using the latest medical and technological advances.
• MYHIXEL I has a therapeutic vibration system which enables ejaculatory control.
• A self-heating system to achieve a temperature very similar to our body temperature.
• Clinically tested on men, with proven results.
• Offers an experience that emulates real penetration.
• MYHIXEL I has a rechargeable lithium battery.
• Manufactured with high quality and perfectly safe anti-allergic material.
• Waterproof.
• MYHIXEL I is in the process to be CE marked as a medical device.
• Certification by the FDA currently in progress.

Note to certain readers

Yes, this is a masturbatory aid, and yes it was used and if I was to give a thumbs-up review, I would give it one thumb up…because the other was busy. Anyway mother, family, and anyone has to look me in the eyes after reading this….I’m sorry you had to see this but hey we gotta do what we gotta do.

Disney + It’s Finally Here!

Disney+ is finally here and by golly, they couldn’t have picked a better time! The platform offers fans of all ages a new way to experience the unparalleled content from the company’s iconic entertainment brands, including Disney, Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars, and National Geographic, as well as exclusive original programming including feature-length films, series, documentaries, and short-form content made exclusively for the service such as The Mandalorian, High School Musical: The Musical: The Series and The World According to Jeff Goldblum. The service which launched in the US back in November and gave us the Baby Yoda meme launched in Ireland on March 24, with Disney confirming that its streaming service will cost €6.99 per month for Irish subscribers or €69.99 upfront for the full year.

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Content Galore

Originally the Disney + release date was supposed to be March 31st for the UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Austria, and Ireland but luckily this had been brought forward. Disney + features a pile of content from Disney, Pixar, Star Wars, Marvel, National Geographic films and other tv shows, will also offer a €69.99 annual subscription if you’d rather than instead of the €6.99 monthly charge.

Aswe are gripped by the new coronavirus and containment measures are shuttering cinemas and forcing families to entertain themselves at home, Disney Plus is swerving from the status quo too.For one, Disney Plus delayed its launch in France until April 7 because European officials worried that internet traffic linked to the rollout could strain the country’s networks. Disney Plus launched elsewhere in Western Europe — the UK, Ireland, Spain, Germany, Austria, Italy and Switzerland — Tuesday. Disney Plus generated about 5 million downloads on the first day solely on mobile devices across its new European markets.

New Releases – Sooner than expected

Disney Plus has come out an admitted they are lowering overall bandwidth by 25% in the EU to minimize stress on networks. Disney will keep an eye on congestion and could further reduce bit rates if service providers are getting overwhelmed, the company said.

On what can be considered a massive win, Disney are going to drop some recently released big-screen movies much earlier than expected, namely animated hit Frozen 2 and Pixar’s Onward.

Onward will be added to Disney Plus on April 3. Disney released the Pixar movie for online purchase just two weeks after its premiere in theatres earlier this month.

“While we’re looking forward to audiences enjoying our films on the big screen again soon, given the current circumstances, we are pleased to release this fun, adventurous film to digital platforms early for audiences to enjoy from the comfort of their homes,” director Dan Scanlon and producer Kori Rae said in a statement.

They’re rare pleasant surprises, following the spread of the novel coronavirus and the respiratory disease it causes, COVID-19. Amid the pandemic, Disney has temporarily shut down its theme parks like Disneyland, delayed releasing big films like Mulan and Black Widow, and paused production on movies and shows. That includes Disney Plus’ first Marvel original series, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, that was supposed to be released in August.

Anyway to ensure the whole family can enjoy all of the good stuff, including The Mighty Ducks 1,2 and 3, at any point in time Disney + will allow 4 users to stream at the same time and will include unlimited downloads on up to 10 devices. The app also comes with personalised recommendations as well as the ability to create seven different profiles, including kids profiles with access limited to age-appropriate content. Sounds very similar to Netflix right?

Better yet, Disney + is advertising-free regardless of whether you’re on mobile, TV, console or laptops….unlike the disaster that is our very own RTE player.

JustWatch

The good people of JustWatch shared the above graphic and it’s about as unsurprising as you would assume, as a nation we are streaming 36% more than we were pre the current situation. JustWatch is an international Streaming Guide with more than 20 million users. We show you where to watch movies & tv shows legally online and we also help you to find what to watch on streaming services like Netflix, Prime Video and so on, now including Disney+ of course. Easily browse through, use different filter options like release year, IMDb rating, genres. You can check it out here.

Alexa Integration

Thankfully now Amazon devices can stream Disney +! That means Fire Tv and Fire tablets at the ready as finding the Disney+ app and content is easy with Alexa. If you didn’t already know Disney+ content will be included in Fire TV’s universal search feature making it easy to find and discover content with your voice and say things like:

  • “Alexa, find Disney+”
  • “Alexa, open Disney+”
  • “Alexa, play [name of show]”
  • “Alexa, find Star Wars movies.”

Fire Tablet customers can download movies, TV series or shorts, and watch whenever they want. You can also pause a show on their Fire TV and resume watching on their Fire Tablet, so you can enjoy Disney+ on the go – which at the moment might be pause the telly to take the tablet to the jacks, but sure whatever you’re having you do you.

Fire TV and Fire Tablet customers can sign up for a seven-day free trial directly on their Amazon device starting March 24th, after which they will be charged £5.99/€6.99 a month or £59.99/€69.99 for an annual subscription. If a customer signed up for Disney+ on another device, they can simply log into their account.

Lenovo’s High Performance Laptops – Just the Trick for WFH!

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Over the last few weeks people have had to start working from home and we all know why so I’ll try my best to write this piece without mentioning that word. Are you new to working from home? we recently wrote an article with the top tips for working from home which might help.

However, if you work in a job where you look after a lot of data, have to do graphics, video, large files or any number of other high-performance tasks, then chances are the crappy lappy the office found under the stairs ain’t going to hack it. Luckily there are options. In this article I’m namely looking at three high-performance products for three reasons:

  • Lenovo traditionally offer comparable products at lower prices
  • Great personal machines that have the power to be used for work
  • I like their stuff

So let’s take a look at my three high-performance laptops of choice:

Yoga S940

The ultraism Yoga S940 offers elevated design with no compromise, featuring premium entertainment and a range of intelligent features designed to make your life easier. Enjoy hands-free login, eye-tracking AI that anticipates your needs, and more. Measuring a sleek 1.2 kg and 12.2 mm thin, the Yoga S940 is the world’s first laptop featuring glass that wraps around the display for smoother edges that minimize the appearance of already minuscule bezels. When you step away from your Yoga S940, the display automatically darkens as the content is saved, to protect both your privacy and your work. And keep your messy home office to yourself, thanks to BackBlur, which un-focuses content behind you during video chats The 14” laptop also comes with Alexa built-in and far-field microphones, so all you have to do is ask from up to 4 meters away. Prices start as €1,199.99

ThinkPad T490s

The laptop for workdays, work nights, & weekends. This redesigned ThinkPad model with lightweight portability and heavyweight performance yields a sleek, larger display area of a 14-inch screen. With Cortana Premium, you can speak commands to your T490s from across the room. The integrated far-field microphones ensure your voice carries its weight. Quickly and easily find files on your PC. Or call up your calendar to determine your schedule for the day or week – Speak your mind and boost your productivity at the same time! It contains an amazing array of screen options includes WQHD with Dolby Vision®, as well as enhanced security and privacy features supported by up to 20 hours of battery life. And if you’re running low, Rapid Charge technology provides 80% capacity in just an hour. So a 60-minute lunch break or a layover can easily boost your battery up to almost 16 hours. What more could you need for working from home and being on the go? Prices start at €1,359.91

ThinkPad X1 Carbon 7th Generation

The ThinkPad X1 Carbon 7th Generation is styled for premium performance. A sleeker and lighter version, the Gen 7 laptop kicks up the style quotient with an optional carbon-fibre weave top cover. Protection is amped up with a built-in suite of ThinkShield security features to safeguard your data, while the X1 Carbon stores up to 16GB memory and delivers speedy performance sure to boost your productivity. Powered by Intel® Core™ technology, this device delivers high performance on the 14-inch screen —while the 18.3-hour battery life enables easy productivity on the fly. Keep your business data—and your privacy—safe with the X1 Carbon Gen 7 laptop’s comprehensive suite of ThinkShield security features. Its discrete Trusted Platform Module (dTPM) encrypts data and works in conjunction with Windows 10 Pro security, while ThinkShutter, a physical camera cover, blocks the lens to ensure that you’re only seen when you want to be. And the fingerprint reader uses biometrics to log you in with a simple touch – perfect for working from home! Prices start at €1,492.60

Houseparty – The Video App Bringing the Party Home

As the majority of the world sits in isolation, people miss the outside, miss socialising and miss friends, if you fall into any of these categories, then Houseparty might just be the app for you! Right now video calling is becoming increasingly more popular as people try to find new ways to connect with loved ones. You’ve likely heard of Zoom already, which allows for a hundred people in a single call. It’s being used for virtual meetings and lectures, as people work and study from home, which explains why Zoom is currently the number one app in several countries, but Houseparty is different. Available for Android and iOS it essentially allows you to video chat, play games, and more — all without actually leaving your house. The app is actually owned by Fortnite developer Epic Games, who bought it in 2019.

Turning the Tide

You may have only heard about the HouseParty App recently but it’s been knocking around since 2016. Up until two weeks ago, it was roughly the 1,500th most popular app but now its ranked 4th on the App store and 1 on Google Play, even ahead of the better-known Zoom.

What is the Houseparty exactly and what does it do that Zoom doesn’t?

Well, it began by trying to change the group video call and instead of making a call and connecting your friends with Houseparty you just drop into a video chatroom. This idea is that this is a more casual approach as opposed to your work Hangouts meetings. In times of social distancing and self-isolation, when we’re seeing much less of our favourite people, Houseparty can make things feel less lonely.

While the app is available on  AndroidiOS, and macOS if you plan on going for a long chat go for the Chrome version as when testing and reading other reports online users phones will heat up something fierce after about half an hour which might depend on the kind of phone or case you’re using but hey just go desktop and feel free to roam your gaff in peace.

Another neat feature, Houseparty will notify you when someone opens into the app, letting you know they are available to chill and chat, if that doesn’t work send your mate a virtual wave to get their attention. These notifications can be turned off and if you don’t want people just strolling into your video chatroom, you can also choose to “lock” it.

Groups

Houseparty: The Must-Have Quarantine App | LATV

In competitors like Zoom where a more intimate experience is prioritised with only 8 people allowed in a chat at a time, this is not the case with Houseparty. There’s nothing formal about Houseparty, during the call, you can easily add friends of friends as friends of your own, if you wish, with a single button tap.

The idea with Houseparty is that it’s a place for friends, not a business and the setup is done in a way that you wouldn’t want to use it for a work meeting. But that doesn’t mean it won’t offer the same features as other video conferencing apps. You can screen record, screen share, turn the app into a co-watching experience or just text the lads both in and out of calls.

Games

Houseparty tries to keep the party alive by offering more than just a platform to chat. You can also play a range of quick games (button with the 2 dice). These games include:

  • Trivia
  • Quick draw (like Pictionary)
  • Chips and Guac (word association)
  • Heads Up! (charades)

Within games then such as trivia, you can also choose from a range of topics so whether music, superheroes or sports are your thing, there are questions to suit. With HeadsUp you will have to pay to unlock the extra packs but sure there is already plenty to keep you and the crew entertained. These games used to be a pay extra service but then Epic Games, the gaming giant behind the uber-popular battle royale game Fortnite, bought Houseparty and because they make an absolute fortune elsewhere they could make the majority of the in-app game free.

Due to the coronavirus outbreak, video chatting services, in general, have become increasingly popular over the past few weeks, both for professional use and for personal use. Houseparty differentiates itself from the other services with its games and quizzes.

You can download Houseparty for AndroidiOS, and MacOS.

Huawei Launches P40 Series Online

I used to work in a phone shop. Literally selling phones. It was a very enjoyable job. I’m sure a lot of that was down to me loving tech and chatting with people. I remember selling a few Huawei P8s and P9s back in the day. They were decent phones. Huawei started bringing some specs from the flagship-class into mid-range price points. It really shook things up a bit. Fast forward a couple of years and Huwaei have become a dominant smartphone maker mainly down to the incredible P20 Pro which launched a few years back.

Today Huawei launched the P40 Series, the latest in their popular series of photography-focused phones. My romantic intro there was triggered by me knowing that the P40 Pro could very well shake up the smartphone market again, just like the P8 did back in the day. While I’ve just started testing the P40 Pro out, here’s what it offers on paper and why it might just rattle a few cages.

Commence The Apple v Google v Huawei Battle

It’s always interesting seeing smartphone manufacturers battle but for years it was just the same cycle.

  1. Samsung launches
  2. Huawei launches a slightly higher spec phone than Samsung
  3. iPhone comes out, nowhere near the two but delivers great ecosystem so people love it

Because Google can no-longer officially support Huawei, the Chinese manufacturer has decided to go it alone with the Huawei AppGallery and Huawei Mobile Services. Right now, this does leave Huawei at a bit of a disadvantage as their AppGallery and app experience in general is remarkable given how quickly it’s been put together, but still leaves quite a bit to be desired for the vast majority of users.

The interesting thing right now is what happens if Huawei gets this right? What happens if they get all the app developers on board? Huawei has the potential to pose a threat to Google and Apple that Microsoft tried to pose with Windows Phone. The fact Windows Phone doesn’t exist any more also tells you the stakes are high here.

so beyond this issue which I feel, I’ve written about a million and one times, what does the P40 Pro look on paper?

What Phones Did Huawei Launch?

Huawei already launched the P40 Lite last month. I feel that was testing the water because they don’t usually split the launch of the P40 Series like this. Anyway, in addition to this phone, Huawei launched three others. Here’s the full P40 Series:

  • Huawei P40 Lite
  • Huawei P40
  • Huawei P40 Pro
  • Huawei P40 Pro+

The big one here and the one I’m going to focus on is the P40 Pro. Yep, I’m taking the Goldilocks approach. The P40 is too mid-range and the P40 Pro+ is too high end!

The P40 Pro Camera

The P stands for photography. People often ask me if Huawei can really succeed without the support of Google. My answer is always the same. They can if they improve the HMS experience a bit and keep nailing their smartphone camera hardware. The P40 Pro shows the start of Huawei building out the HMS experience and would also appear to be innovating with their photography hardware.

P40 Pro camera

P40 Pro: Photography Software

I’m going to make an unusual callout here. One of the biggest developments for the Huawei P40 Pro is the Kirin 990 5G chip. The Kirin 990 chip featured in the Mate 30 Pro that I’ve been test-driving for the past while. The Mate Series always focuses on experience, design and build. It makes the odd sacrifice when it comes to the camera. But on the Mate 30 Pro, I noticed that photos were sometimes better than the P30 Pro.

Now, this might now sound like much but I remember that the P20 Pro always took superior photos than the Mate 20 Pro and that made sense. The game-changer for me has to be the Kirin 990 chip.

This chip powers the AI-assisted photography modes in the Mate 30 Pro. Little things like adjusting colours and white balance while also knowing how to differentiate between subjects and backgrounds of a photo for blurring and bokeh effects. I’ve never seen a phone handle this kind of smart assistance as well as the Mate 30 Pro. But why am I harping on about the wrong phone?

Well, the P40 Pro also has the Kirin 990 chip. In fact, it’s got the slightly upgraded Kirin 990 5G. Combined with some incredible photography hardware, I can’t wait to see what the P40 is capable of when I give it the full-on review treatment.

Huawei claims the P40 Pro will be able to take “studio-like” portraits and this will largely come thanks to the Kirin 990 5G chip onboard. This chip also lets you remove pesky passersby from the background of your shots too.

If you like shooting sports, the P40 Pro’s AI has been trained on seven different sports to know what the best shots are taking postition, gestures, emotions and the likes into account.

Finally, the AI does something really nerdy. If you’re like me and enjoy taking photos of old artefacts in museums, the P40 Pro removes reflections form photos when taking pictures of glass cases. It’s pretty niche, but again, it shows the power of that Kirin 990 chip.

Actually, speaking of hardware.

P40 Pro: Photography Hardware

As always, Huawei has once again teamed up with Leica to design their lenses. Leica building lenses is like Germans building cars. You just trust them.

Primary Camera

The P40 Pro builds upon the exciting software innovations with some impressive hardware upgrades. On the rear, you’ll have a quad camera with what Huawei is calling their Visionary Super Main Camera (Wide Angle, f/1.9, OIS). Alongside this lens is a Cinematic Camera (Ultra-Wide Angle, f/1.8).

Zooming has become a bit of a trend these days. The zooming capability of the P30 Pro was scary, but sometimes a little useless because of how shakey your hands appear at long-range zooms. Huawei has tackled this with additional stabilisation that should make the long-range telephoto lens (f/3.4, OIS) much more user friendly.

Selfie Camera

Huawei has opted for the in-screen selfie camera on the P40 Pro which now has two front-facing cameras in the screen. The selfie camera is a 32MP lens combined with a depth camera too. The result should be some cracking selfies but only time will tell.

The in-screen camera is quite cool but I’ll need to wait and see if it ends up being distracting or not. With that thought placed to the side, for now, it’s time we talk about that screen.

P40 Pro Display

I thing the waterfall-style horizon display was one of the things that made me fall in love with the Mate 30 Pro in Munich. While the P40 Pro isn’t quite as dramatic, Huawei really didn’t want to waste any space when it came to their new display. The P40 Pro boasts a 6.58-inch display and a primary focus on killing bezels. You’re left with a really thin forehead and slightly thicket chin on the phone, but the amount of screen on show here is stunning.

P40 Pro display

The curved corners did take me by surprise a little, but beyond that Huawei has been bold enough in their design of this display.

While the display doesn’t pack enough punch to beat match that of the S20+, S20 Ultra or iPhone 11 Pro Max, it does beat the Huawei Mate 30 Pro from last year. It also brings a 90Hz refresh rate for crisper navigation and mobile gaming.

Other Key Huawei P40 Specs

I’m not going to dwell on these other features too much but they are certainly noteworthy.

Battery

There’s one thing that I will forever back Huawei for; battery efficiency. I’ve never seen a phone like it and that’s looking at a range of flagships over the years. By today’s standards, the P40 Pro’s 4200 mAh battery is far from remarkable on paper. However, I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of life I get from this 4200 mAh when paired with the impressive Kirin 990 5G chip and all the other AI-assisted power management on the P40 Pro.

AI Measure

I feel Huawei’s additional time invested in the likes of Huawei Mobile Services will lead to some serious innovation. One of these is AI Measure. What better way to measure social distancing that with your very own AI-powered smart ruler!

Huawei Music and Huawei Cloud

It’s all about the eco-system. The more services Huawei can get you bought into the less of a problem this whole Google-revolt thing becomes. That’s the warts and all side of the business. Make no bones about it, Apple and Google do the same thing while Samsung tries but just aren’t very good at it.

With the P40 Pro also comes added focus on Huawei Music and Huawei Cloud services. I’ll give these their own test in time, but did you know Huawei Cloud is run right out of Ireland? There you have it. Useless fact of the day.

Huawei decided everyone could use a little music in their lives right about now and have decided to make their new Music platform free for all Huawei phone owners for three months. This was a last-minute decision as it was initially only supposed to be for customers buying the new phone. Nice little touch there. Huawei Music will have 1,200,000 albums by 600,000 musicians from over 100 record companies.

5G By Default

This craic is well underway now. Samsung launched its S20 Series with a massive focus on 5G. It’s expected that Apple will do the same later this year. The P40 Pro is 5G by default. The model I’ve been testing out is actually dual-sim too so it’ll be interesting to see if all P40 Pro’s hitting Ireland are dual sim too.

Right now, 5G is offered by Vodafone and Eir while Three, Virgin Media, Tesco Mobile and Lyca have yet to make any move in this space. 5G is growing for sure, but its also not a massive attraction for most consumers right now. Still, it’s always nice to know your phone is future-proofed a little.

Huawei AppGallery

The biggest aspect of the Huawei P40 Series launch is knowing this is really the start of Huawei’s journey without Google Mobile Services. I’ve already been testing out the Huawei Mate 30 Pro purely to see what living with a phone without Google Mobile Services is like. If you’re interested in knowing what apps are available (yes Disney+ plus is there and it works) you can read all about it over in that article.

I predict that many will be underwhelmed by the AppGallery at first, but in a few months and certainly by the time we see the P50 Series hit the market, you’ll be impressed with how quickly Huawei got their act together on this. I’ve said myself I’m measuring them by Huawei Pay, a service that Samsung failed to bring their version of to mass market.

Where And When You Can Buy The Huawei P40 Series

The Huawei P40 Series is available to buy from April 7th 2020. I’ll come back and update this section once we know the price and range from Ireland’s smartphone retailers. It is worth noting that phone shops have been declared an essential service under current Covid-19 actions taken by the government. While there are more important things in life than phones, if you’re a nerd like me isn’t it nice to get the little lift of a new gadget!

 

 

 

Hands-on Testing: How Do Huawei Phones Work Without Google?

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Today Huawei launched the long-awaited P40 Series. I say long-awaited, but I could also say “much-discussed” and maybe even “most controversial” when talking about this phone launch. The Huawei P40 series is the first major consumer phone launch for Huawei since the American Google was forbidden from officially supporting the Chinese manufacturer.

I’ve been test-driving last year’s Huawei Mate 30 Pro and, more briefly, the Huawei P40 Pro to answer the big question. How do Huawei phones work without Google?

The Google-Huawei Problem

It still seems odd to me that Donald Trump can tweet something and it makes a massive impact on the rest of the world. The U.S. President effectively threw his toys out of the pram about China and trade. The knock-on effect was quite incredible. In short, the American Google would no longer be allowed to directly deal with or support Huawei. As a result, Huawei phones could no longer ship with Google Mobile Services or popular Google Apps such as YouTube or Gmail. I’ve covered the Google-Huawei problem in more detail before, but it’s important to remind everyone what’s going on.

I’ve now gotten to see the reality of this issue going beyond headlines in economics newspapers. It seems like decades ago at this stage when I was in Munich with the new Huawei Mate 30 Pro. Like it’s predecessor, the Mate series has a special appeal. Huawei sacrifices some camera hardware in place of pure build quality and style. It’s designed for business people. and the Mate Series produces gorgeous phones. I’d argue the Mate 20 Pro is still my favourite phone.

The Mate 30 Pro appeared to be offering something special too. The combination of Huawei AI-assisted software and incredible hardware meant the camera sacrifices weren’t all that notable when compared to the design gains. Anyway, the big problem for the Mate 30 Pro was the fact it didn’t have Google. In my opinion, it just wasn’t a big enough phone to overcome the lack of Google Mobile Services and Huawei held back. Speaking in Barcelona, Huawei CEO, Richard Yu, also mentioned this was the reason the company held back the original Huawei Mate X folding phone. Ultimately, this all meant the Mate 30 Pro wasn’t coming to Ireland and we’d have to wait and see how a Google-free Huawei flagship worked.

Using A Huawei Phone Without Google

A few months ago, Huawei sent me the Mate 30 Pro. The goal wasn’t really to evaluate the phone itself because it wasn’t going to launch in Ireland. Instead, the plan was to test out Huawei Mobile Services (HMS) and what a smartphone without Google is really like. Here’s what I’ve learned so far.

the huawei Mate 30 Pro
The Huawei Mate 30 Pro

Do Huawei Phones Run Android?

This is one of the most asked questions when it comes to these new HMS Huawei phones. It’s understandable too. The answer is simple though. Yes, Huawei phones still run Android. There’s a difference between Android and Google Mobile Services. Android is the operating system and it’s open sources so everyone can use it. Google Mobile Services is the system that ties together a huge number of apps from Google including the Google Play Store. So, the issue was never about Android. Instead, it was about Huawei having to break from the Google eco-system.

What Does Huawei Have Instead Of The Google Play Store?

Huawei has created the Huawei AppGallery. At their event in Barcelona, Huawei bit the bullet and confirmed they would now be competing with Apple’s App Store and Google’s Play Store. The only problem is that Huawei is scrambling to get apps into the Huawei AppGallery.

Huawei AppGallery

To be honest, you’ll find more apps are missing from your list of favourites than are in there right now. I do believe Huawei when they say they’re working hard to get apps added because they’re flying into the AppGallery at a woeful rate. That’s the country interpretation of woeful by the way, which means it’s happening really quickly.

What About Apps Not In The Huawei AppGallery?

Naturally, as soon as I booted up my phone, I went to install WhatsApp. Nadda. No can do. Not in the AppGallery. However, there is a link to WhatsApp’s official website. See, many apps now offer an official source to download their APK from. An APK is an installation file. On laptops, this would be similar to .exe or on Mac, it’s .dmg.

Installing from the WhatsApp site was simple and straight forward. The only issue I did hit here was the fact WhatsApp on Android can only backup or restore messages from Google Drive. There’s a manual way of doing this, I just need to get around to it.

And When An App Isn’t Available From An Official Source?

When it comes to installing apps outside an approved app store, things do get a little shadier. I’m quite comfortable out here in the shade, to be honest, but I understand it’s not for everyone. Installing from anywhere that I haven’t mentioned already does bring some added risk. Fake versions of apps or copied apps with malware added can be found littered around the internet. I would really only recommend the following methods of installing apps if you’re confident and comfortable in doing so.

APKPure

APKPure is a third-party app store. Here, you can find nearly every APK under the sun. APKPure itself is an app that you install which then works very similarly to the Google Play Store or Huwaei AppGallery. However, there were a few apps I installed from APKPure which still didn’t work because they required Google Mobile Services. When this happens, your goose is cooked. You’ll need to wait for an official app to emerge on the Huawei AppGallery.

One massive positive of APKPure is the fact it doesn’t care about geo-restrictions. You can download any app you want in any country. Sometimes it’ll work, others it might not, but it’s always worth a crack.

Considering it’s the hot topic right now, this is actually how I installed Disney Plus on my P40 Pro. I can confirm it works a charm!

APK Generation

This was a sneaky method I’ve been using myself for years – even on phones with GMS. You’ve searched for your favourite app in the Huawei AppGallery and APKPure, but no luck. It’s time to make your last stand.

Generating your own APK files is remarkably easy and practically removes the risk of downloading a dodgy app posing as a trusted app. I found this great for when there’s an Irish app with little international appeal that simply hasn’t found its way onto APKPure’s radar.

To generate an APK file, just do the following:

  1. Using your favourite search engine in your mobile browser, type in the name of the app you’re looking to download along with Google Play Store.
  2. Next, open the app within the Google Play Store within your mobile browser.
  3. Copy the URL of the app within the Google Play Store.
  4. Next, head on over to this APK generation website. I’ve saved this to my mobile home screen for future reference
  5. Tap generate download link and then download the file when available.
  6. Next, open the file you’ve just downloaded and, if required, select allow installation from unknown sources.

Again, this isn’t a foolproof method of installing every single app you need. I used this to try and install my KBC app, but because of the security required in such an app, I just couldn’t get it to work. However, between APKPure and this APK generation method, I’ve gotten the vast majority of apps I was after. But what about those I didn’t?

Important Mention: Phone Clone

Phone clone is an awesome app from Huawei which you install on your old phone. Using your new phone, you scan a QR code on the screen of your old phone and the two phones connect. You can then transfer files, photos apps and all from your old phone to your new HMS Huawei phone. Like many of the options I’ve mentioned so far, it’s not foolproof and does have a few gaps. However, with all these methods combined, I believe the vast majority of users will be fine.

Getting Google Apps Onto A HMS Huawei Phone

Ok, so with all the tricks of the trade there, I’m still left without a Google app on my phone. So what are you options when it comes to Google apps?

Sideloading Google Mobile Services

This was the much shadier and dodgier of approaches when it comes to getting your new Huawei phone up and running. Basically, what this approach entails is you installing what the U.S/China trade war forbids you from having. Sounds serious right? You’d think it’s mega hard right?

This step took me less than five minutes. I’m not going to walk you through this process, but I got it done the first time, no practice shots, all down to following YouTube tutorials.

I’m not going to dwell on this point too much because this is a risky approach. You could damage your phone and leave countless vulnerabilities open on your phone.

I will say that once completed, the vast majority of features on my phone worked perfectly. It’s easier for me to call out what didn’t work – and that’s Google Pay. Google Pay needs the phone to be nice and locked down, passing Play Protect certification to protect payment methods. Looking back, I really can’t remember any other scenarios where I felt I was using anything other than a regular smartphone.

The real problem here is that this specific method has been highlighted by Google as something we should be avoiding. While you can sideload GMS, it’s not being officially supplied by Google which means there could be added vulnerabilities.

It’s one of those options I would take on myself no problem, but I really can’t recommend you do it. Also, given that I can see Huawei getting their HMS platform flying it in no time, I don’t even think it’s really worth it. I’ve been rather enjoying my break from Google, to be honest. Except for YouTube.

How To Install YouTube On the Huawei P40 Pro With HMS

Some apps are worth the risk, aren’t they.

I’m actually not a massive YouTube fan. I enjoy the odd binge into mad videos as much as anyone. For example, yesterday I watched a video of how an old DC-3 got flown across the Atlantic. Also, YouTube is great for when you need to change a bulb in your car or something.

Of course, on the likes of the P40 Pro or Mate 30 Pro, you can’t install YouTube. Even if you manually install the APK file using a method above, the app just won’t work. Fortunately, someone has created a clone of the app and it works a charm. Download this YouTube Vanced app and you’ll be up and running in no time.

Unfortunately, you can’t sign in or subscribe to channels, but you can binge.

Speaking of binging. There are plenty of other apps you might be looking to install.

How To Install Netflix On The Huawei P40 Pro With HMS

Again, I’d move the earth to make sure I have Netflix on my phone. A quick Google led me to a post about installing Netflix on the Huawei Mate 30 Pro. It worked a charm for my P40 Pro too. Just download that file and install. You’ll be back up and running in no time!

This app even lets me Chromecast which blew me away a little if I’m honest.

Can I Install Disney+ On The Huawei P40 Pro?

I figured this is going to be a pretty big question considering both launch in the same week while we’re all locked inside! Yes. You can install Disney+ using the APKPure method above. I’ve been streaming loads of Disney classics on my P40 Pro so kick back and enjoy!

Installing Amazon Prime Video On The Huawei P40 Pro

Just like Disney+, you can install Amazon Prime Video on your new Huawei P40 Pro using the APKPure method. Boom. Done.

Apps That Work With The Huawei P40 Pro

Now, this isn’t going to be an exhaustive list. This is just the list of essential apps I’ve installed myself. If you want, drop a comment below and I’ll try to install an app for you to see if it works.

  • WhatsApp
  • Facebook
  • Messenger
  • Instagram
  • RTÉ News Now
  • Firefox
  • Microsoft Office
  • LinkedIn
  • Podcast Go
  • Radio FM
  • Revolut
  • Untapped
  • TikTok
  • Disney+
  • Adobe Photoshop Mix
  • Netflix
  • Amazon Prime Video
  • Amazon Alexa
  • Instagram Layout
  • Bose Connect
  • 1Password

Living Without Google: The HMS Verdict

To be honest, it’s grand for me. I don’t mind a little bit of running around to get my favourite apps working. I have found that there are a few things I don’t check so much because I’m missing the apps. The truth of it is though, is that I’m checking things less and it doesn’t really impact my life negatively at all. Maybe it’s even positive. I took the past while living with HMS as a test to see if I could cut Google out of my life. The resounding result there is yes.

Using an HMS phone like the Huawei P40 Pro isn’t going to be for everyone. As Steve Jobs once said, the great thing about Apple products is that they “just work”. Right now, if you were to move to a P40 Pro, I don’t think things would be that straight forward. But I never thought they would be. I’ve been waiting to see what the P40 Pro hardware is like so I can make a big call on this. Is the hardware worth the inconvenience of a phone that takes a bit of effort to run?

Whether or not it is worth the effort, I’m afraid you’ll have to wait and see as I’ve only just started reviewing the P40 Pro. But there is a positive to take from my assessment so far. From my extended time with the Huawei Mate 30 Pro, I can confirm that living with a Huawei smartphone in your pocket running Huawei Mobile Services is fine. The experience is only going to get better over time too as more apps and services are onboarded.

I said in the past that this whole debate started out as Huawei without Google, but it could quickly become Google without Huawei. Only time will tell, but the journey as certainly started.

Thinking of buying a P40 Pro but worried that your favourite must-have app won’t work? Drop it into the comments below and I’ll try to install it for you. Keep it clean.

 

 

 

Phantom Hazy IPA: The White Hag Host Ireland’s First Online Beer Launch

Right, well it’s safe to say we’re probably going to be in this situation for another while, right? The bars are shut. loads of restaurants are shut. Life as we know it has changed dramatically for the coming weeks and months. Businesses are going to be under pressure. One area of business I’m looking to support more is craft breweries. Tonight, The White Hag Irish Brewing Company hosted the first every online beer launch in Ireland.

Who Are The White Hag Irish Brewing Company?

Hailing from Ballymote, County Sligo, The White Hag Irish Brewing Company was founded in 2013. The brewery was founded by Brewmaster Joe Kearns, the Storyteller Pádraig Staunton and the Bean Counter Paul Mullin. Their goal: to build an innovative and ambitious brewery in Sligo. Today, they’re a team creating some of the finest craft beer in Ireland. They do it all with an Imperial Oatmeal Stout, an Irish Bog Ale, an Irish IPA, a WIT Beer, a White IPA, an Imperial Sour Red and an Oatmeal Chocolate Milk Stout all on offer.

For the past few months, they’ve been brewing a range of beers to get through Paddy’s Day and beyond. That’s a Paddy’s Day that didn’t happen. If you could imagine Christmas not happening for the toy industry, this is what just happened to the craft brewing industry.

So with barrels of beer set to launch and the pubs closed, what’s The White Hag to do? Why it’s launch it online of course.

Phantom Hazy IPA Launch

With a laptop streaming Facebook Live and two phones covering Instagram and Periscope on Twitter, the lads cracked open a few new beers to an audience of a couple of hundred onlookers. The event had been announced a few days ago and drops were made in select off-licenses so people could have a can for the launch. You could also buy online.

Obviously, we’re all much more open to the idea of video conferencing and video calling. My own mother has managed to have a glass of wine with a friend over WhatsApp video calling just last night. We’re a nation in isolation who just doesn’t want to feel isolated.

However, for the likes of The White Hag, there’s a lot more at stake.

Saving Craft Brewing

Honestly, it really wasn’t that long ago I didn’t understand craft beers. I’d look at the atypical “craft wankers” and scoff. I’m now an absolute “craft wankers”. Today, I toddled over to Craft Central’s store and dropped fifty quid on cans. Why?

To be honest, I wanted to stock up for the coming weeks (days – who am I kidding). I was going to do an order with Brewdog but then I figured, you know what. They probably have hundreds of ordres going into hundreds of distribution centres around the world. It might not be fair logic, but that’s why I went and supported the local off-license.

Ok, I’m totally appreciating that these are the romantic words of a potential alcoholic. The truth of the matter is many breweries most likely won’t be here by the time this crisis clears up. You can be sure the likes of Heineken and Guinness won’t go anywhere, but these tasty and carefully crafted IPAs and stouts could very easily be a thing of the past unless we support the breweries.

Now, there are more important things than ales. Of course, there are. I’m just saying I’m glad I was able to support an Irish business tonight in launching a new beer. I’ll be supporting them through a few launches, hopefully long into the future. There’ll be more online launches and remember you can order your beers directly from The White Hag or from some cracking online stores like Craft Central. Craft Central is just off Stephen’s Green too if you’re Dublin-based.

In the coming weeks and months, you’re going to see craft breweries getting more creative. Brewdog has just teamed up with Deliveroo who now also offer contactless delivery. The White Hag team has promised more madness in the coming weeks. Others are getting in on the act too with a band, The Scratch, opting to release their new album early off the back of a free Paddy’s Day gig they did on YouTube. Everyone is adjusting to this new way of living and we’re all getting creative. Breweries will too so this could be the best time every to get into a new hobby. Craft beer tasting.

Phantom Hazy IPA: The Verdict

Oh, go on. How often will I get to rate a beer on a tech blog? As tenuous a link as the live stream was, I’m taking it.

The Phantom Hazy IPA is everything I look for in a beer. When I started out with IPAs I thought it was the Double IPAs I liked. Being honest, I still have no idea what I’m tasting or enjoying when I’m drinking, but it was dangerous thinking that only liked 9% beers!

The Hazy IPA from The White Hag is a love 4% IPA that you can let yourself put a few away without worrying about the stumble home. I call these hazy ones chewy. I don’t know why, but for me, that’s what I look for. It’s gorgeous and I’m glad I found a 4% IPA that I really like.

Throw me a follow on Untappd if you want to see my voyage of discovery into the world of craft beers continue.

Update: Back in March I said we might be light this for a while. Now it’s December and brewers need you more than ever. The White Hag is now offering great value craft beer gift packs, the perfect gift idea for any beer fan!

The Platform: An Unfortunately Apt Look At Modern Society On Netflix

I’ve just finished watching The Platform. It resonates to an uncomfortable level given the headlines we see now on a daily basis. I’m not going to be writing a spoiler-free review. Instead, I’m taking a closer look at the movie through the lens of the Covid-19 crisis.

What is The Platform about?

The Platform is a new Spanish language movie on Netflix. The story takes place in an interpretation of prison. This prison is a tower where each cell takes up one floor. Each floor is home to two prisoners. All they have is a bed each, a shared sink and toilet. They also have a gaping hole in the ceiling and a hole in the floor. Each month, the prisoners are gassed and moved with their cellmate to a new floor.

Each day, a platform passes through the hole in the ceiling and stops in the cell. For just a few moments, the prisoners have a chance to eat. How much food they get to eat relies largely on the floor they are situated on. Each month, how much food they get will vary dramatically.

The further down the chain you are, the less food. Eventually, the platform goes to floors where there isn’t even a scrap left for the prisoners.

Hidden and not so hidden meaning in movies

At last year’s Oscars, Parasite was the shock victor for many categories, including Best Picture. At its core, Parasite was a complex metaphor about South Korean class structure. The Platform isn’t as complex or subtle about its message.

The Platform passing through the cells carries with it enough food for everyone. However, overconsumption by those who can, those in the higher levels, means there’s less and less for those below. Some in the higher levels have past memories of having nothing, taking a platform with food as their opportunity to feast. And to feast, while it lasts.

This is a story of inequality and the problems of class structure, some of which is strikingly similar to that of Parasite. The main character attempts to plead with those in the cell below him, eventually threatening to defecate in the food on the platform if they do not start to ration food for the lower levels. However, he understands the limitation of his logic as he cannot “shit upwards”.

The eerie resonance of The Platform

It’s hard to not look at the world without the lens of Covid-19 right now.

Death from above

We live in a capitalist society. When I was younger, I always felt these “ist” titles were negative from learning about them in history. Really they’re just descriptive. Our capitalist society has struggled in recent weeks because of panic buying. When the opportunity presents itself, some people have shown that they will look after their own individual self rather than the collective well-being of the many.

Shelves in stores have been emptied, ravaged by over-consumption, disregarding the needs to those elsewhere who are likely more vulnerable. Watching the movie, it was impossible not to overlay today’s events onto the story. In many ways, other elements of the story are also eerily fitting. It’s a little creepy how good Netflix is getting as this timing of stuff given it was less than two months ago they released a documentary about pandemics.

Help from above

The Platform also tells us that help from above might not always be so reliable. Again, this is a hard realisation hitting many these days. China, the United Kingdom and the United States of America have all come under increasing criticism for how they’ve handled the Covid-19 crisis. Largely, and certainly, for the two latter powers, this is down to a privileged leadership with an apparent disregard for the lower classes.

Immigration and racism

Two recurring themes in The Platform also surround immigration and racism. As I’ve mentioned a few times, the movie doesn’t try to disguise the metaphors a whole lot. In one scene, a white man literally shits on a black man trying to claw his way up into a higher cell.

Another character describes why he was in prison. He threw his TV out of a window in a rage and it landed on an “illegal immigrant” who, in the words of the prisoner, “shouldn’t even have been there”. This is a common issue these days in Ireland and you only need to roam Twitter for a few minutes to see it. Because of our capitalist society where we pay taxes to our government, some don’t like the idea of immigrants taking a share, even when they’ve likely been running from a war-torn country or some other horrible type of persecution.

The environment

The frustration of The Platform on Netflix is the cycle. Everyone has enough information to protect each other. Everyone knows what needs to be done because everyone knows how horrible it can get at the bottom. Yet, the collective wellbeing takes a back seat as individualism takes precedence. People live in the now, looking after what we have right now instead of protecting the many over time.

In the movie, a child emerges as a beacon of hope. Not much is clear when the credits run, but this child was the one hope for the future. Personally, I took this to be a general message which could easily be turned into one of global warming and that while we all worry about the here and now, it’s the children we should be worried about.

I came to this conclusion as the men descend through the prison protecting a pannacotta dessert only to eventually give it to the child who they find at the very bottom of the prison. It turned out her mother was bringing food to her every day and helping her to survive.

Take away this learning from The Platform

As I said, it’s a fitting time for this movie to emerge. Every day now, we’re battered with examples of individualism taking priority for many over the wellbeing of the collective. Some empty shelves in shops leaving nothing for the elderly or emergency workers. Others continue to meet-up in large groups, disregarding the government’s pleas for social distancing to be practised. The Platform is a movie I absolutely recommend watching because it’s an eye-opener. I’m that weirdo who watched Contagion last week. In truth, the virus doesn’t scare me half as much as society does some times.

Look after yourself and look after each other.

If you need further information on Covid-19, please check out the World Health Organisation’s WhatsApp information service or visit the HSE website.

Watch The Platform on Netflix now.

You Can Now Pause Your Sky Sports Subscription

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen the collective of humanity come together like they are right now. There’s lots of businesses thinking outside the box to do what they can to keep afloat while other businesses are helping others where they can. Sky has just announced that you can now pause your Sky Sports membership.

Why Pause Sky Sports Payments?

We’re living in unprecedented times. I don’t know how many times I’ve written that but looks like I’ll be writing it a few more in the coming weeks and months. With Covid-19 spreading, we’ve all realised that there are more important things to life than sports. The sporting world has ground to a halt. The Premier League has been paused until the end of April and F1 postponed and their winter break moved forward to now after calling of the season opener in Australia last week.

While Sky Sports did host the first virtual Grand Prix at a virtual Bahrain using the F1 2019 game, that might be the only time they get to tag a show with “live” for quite some time. So, with all of this going on, is it fair to expect customers to keep paying for Sky Sports? Not really.

Sky Sports Will Allow Pausing

In response to the bizarre lack of live sports on the telly, Sky has now made it possible for customers to pause their Sky Sports subscription.

What this means is that you will no longer be paying for Sky Sports during the Covid-19 suspension of sports. This suspension stays in place until normal action resumes. When sports comes back, you’ll start paying again. All discounts on your account will be maintained and you’ll even maintain access to Sky Sports when payments are suspended. Yup, all the Premier League Years you can handle.

How To Pause Sky Sports Payments

All you need to do to pause your Sky Sports subscription is contact them. They have a page on their website created to give you more information but it’s broken right now. You can still call them.

  1. Call 0800 151 2747
  2. when prompted say “cancel Sky Sports”
  3. You’ll then be asked if you would like to pause your subscription
  4. Say “yes”

From what I’ve seen on Twitter and from Sky’s own Twitter account, that’s it. You’ll even get to keep the Sky Sports channels, on-demand content and anything you’ve recorded. Who knows? Sky has even started streaming some e-sports so it might be worth checking in to see what else they bring to the table.