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Extreme E: Qualifying 2 Round-up | Penalties Galore

Extreme E has completed its debut day in Saudi Arabia. After the initial Qualifying 1, Qualifying 2 would decide who gets the first points being handed out to teams and also set us up for Sunday’s wheel to wheel racing.

How Are Extreme E Saturday Points Awarded?

The Saturday leg of Extreme E racing takes place across two parts; Qualifying 1 and Qualifying 2. Driving order is decided by a lottery and the teams will drive a total of 4 laps across the two sessions. The fastest combined time is awarded first and so on. Here’s the Championship points up for grabs on Saturday.

PositionPoints
112
211
310
49
58
67
76
85
94

Qualifying 2: How It Played Out

Rosberg vs Hamilton Part Deux: A Conspiracy Theorist’s Dream

Extreme E is an enjoyable bit of motorsport action to enjoy and very welcome in a world of limited new entertainment thanks to the pandemic. As you might expect, Extreme E is having some teething problems and one of those problems is the heavy editing which is fairly obvious for a live stream.

Is Extreme E Really Live?

No. There is a definite delay. I spotted this earlier in Q1 when a crash and rolled car had disappeared within moments for the next racer’s lap. I would imagine this is down to the sport being new and TV networks only giving Extreme E one-hour slots to fit in as much entertainment as possible. The producers can’t afford to have long delays for car recovery and it looks like heavy editing of a “live” event is the solution.

Rosberg X Racing Punished For Speeding

During Q2 we inexplicably joined Rosberg X Racing’s lap with Taylor done and dusted and well into Kristoffersson’s lap. There was some feed breakup during a segment before and after the teams time to race which may have meant some footage was missing. But again, it’s a sign of the “not so live” feed that we’re all watching.

|Photographer: Eder Fernandez|Event: Preseason Testing|Circuit: MotorLand Aragon|Location: Alcaniz|Series: Extreme E|Country: Spain|Season: 2020|Keyword: 2020|Team: Rosberg Xtreme Racing|Car: Spark ODYSSEY 21|Driver: Molly Taylor|

Regardless, they nailed their lap in terms of time, even if most of it happened off screen. Sitting in first place and looking at being awarded maximum points for Saturday, the race director’s voice was then heard saying they had received a penalty. It’s another penalty for speeding in the Switch Zone, effectively the pit lane. Get your tinfoil hat out.

Switch Zone speeding is awarded a 5 second penalty for every 1kmph over the 30kmph limit the car goes. In a heated battle with Lewis Hamilton’s X44 team, named after the reigning F1 Champions racing number, Nico Rosberg’s team were punished for driving 44kmph in the Switch Zone.

It’s all a coincidence of course, but uncanny that the pairing of Johan Kristoffersson and Molly Taylor would lose first place because of that exact speed.

Button Failure

The team of Jenson Button and Mikaela Ahlin-Kottulinsky had a fairly forgettable Qualifying 1 but Qualifying 2 will be more memorable for the wrong reasons. Ahlin-Kottulinsky put in a solid first lap, but as she approached the Switch Zone and hit the “pit limiter” button, it failed. This button limits the speed of the Extreme E SUVs to 30kmph so they don’t break the Switch Zone speed limit and get a hefty penalty.

As a result, the Button owned JBXE Team received a massive penalty of nearly three minutes.

Extreme E Day 1 Results

In what turned out to be the battle of Lewis Hamilton’s team against Nico Rosberg’s team, rekindling an old rivalry, it was Hamilton’s X44 team which won out with a total time of 21 minutes and 55 seconds. In second is the Spanish team owned by Carlos Sainz Senior and Junior who were still a massive 41 seconds behind the leaders. A hefty penalty meant Rosberg X Racing didn’t even grab second spot.

PositionDriversTeamPoints
1 Sebastien Loeb and Cristina GutierrezX4412
2 Carlos Sainz and Laia SanzAcciona | Sainz XE11
3 Johan Kristoffersson and Molly Taylor Rosberg X Racing 10
4 Timmy Hansen and Catie Munnings Andretti United 9
5 Oliver Bennett and Christine Giampaoli Zonca Hispano Suiza Xite Energy 8
6 Jenson Button and Mikaela Ahlin-Kottulinsky JBXE7
7 Kyle Leduc and Sara Price Segi TV Chip Ganassi Racing 6
8 Mattias Ekstrom and Claudia Hurgten ABT Cupra XE 5
9 Stephane Sarrazin and Jamie ChadwickVeloce Racing4

Going into Sunday’s race schedule, there’s still plenty to fight for. The teams of X44, Sainz XE and Rosberg X Racing go straight into the semi-final race.

Andretti United, the Hispano team and JBXE will face off in the so-called “Crazy Race”, the winner of which goes joins first and second from the semi-final in the final race. The final three teams from the list above will take part in a shootout race for the final points of the weekend.

It’s all back on air tomorrow, again bright and early, so get onto YouTube, set your alarms and get ready. Here’s where you can watch tomorrow’s Extreme E action where the teams abandon time trials and start driving wheel to wheel.

Watch Extreme E Qualifying 2 Replay In Saudi Arabia

Extreme E: Qualifying 1 Round-up | It’s Rosberg vs Hamilton Again

Extreme E has finally started with an action-packed first qualifying session early this morning. It’s been described as “Star Wars pod racing meets Dakar Rally” and the first qualifying session didn’t disappoint. If you somehow managed to hit snooze and oversleep, here’s what you missed from the first session in Abu Dhabi this morning.

Qualifying 1: How It Played Out

The first qualifying session sees each team take on the desert course over two laps with both their male and female drivers taking one lap each. Here’s how it went.

X44 Taking Early Lead

Reigning F1 World Champion, Lewis Hamilton, is no stranger to starting from first position. Today, his X44 teams kicked off the Extreme E championship’s first qualifying session. For X44 it was Sebastian Loeb and Cristina Gutierrez behind the wheel, together putting in the fastest time for a large part of the day thanks to their 10 minute 48 second lap.

Old Rivalries Die Hard For Rosberg Racing

The Rosberg X Racing team is owned by Nico Rosberg who watched on in-person from the “bouncy castle” Extreme E command centre at the course. The 2016 F1 World Champion might well have been thinking back to his old rivalry with Lewis Hamilton when the two Mercedes teammates raced against each other. The legacy of their rivalry is arguably still visible today with Mercedes employing the services of Valtteri Bottas to maintain calm with a somewhat willing number two.

|Photographer: Jordi Rierola|Event: Preseason Testing|Circuit: MotorLand Aragon|Location: Alcaniz|Series: Extreme E|Country: Spain|Season: 2020|Keyword: 2020|Team: Rosberg Xtreme Racing|Car: Spark ODYSSEY 21|Driver: Johan Kristoffersson|Driver: Molly Taylor|

That rivalry was rekindled on the Extreme E course after a solid first lap by Swede Johan Kristoffersson was followed by a storming, full send lap by Aussie Molly Taylor. The Rosberg X Racing pair cutting over four seconds off the X44 time, putting in a 10 minute 43 second lap.

Real Drama Further Down The Field

Rosberg X Racing and the X44 team set the bar in terms of times and the rest of the field struggled to come close. The nearest was the Spanish Sainz XE Team with a somewhat disappointing 11 minute 16 second total time. But while there was a significant gap between the timings, there was some real drama to behold.

Catie Munnings Going Full Send

I’ve dished out my own first GridPlay vote to Catie Munnings for her exciting all push lap which helped secure the fourth spot in Qualifying 1. The British rally driver was second in the seat after Swede Timmy Hansens first lap. What I’ve not mentioned yet is that Hansen picked up a puncture on the first lap. Around the halfway mark of Munnings lap it was clear that she was struggling to control the car thanks to an ever degrading rear right tyre.

With dust flying up behind the car because of the tyre wildly flapping around the place, Munnings put in a hero lap of 11 minutes and 31 seconds to secure P4 in Q1.

Big Crashes For Cupra XE And Veloce Racing

Q1 ended with two DNF (Did Not Finish) statuses on the board for the German Cupra XE team and British Veloce Racing team. Veloce’s French driver Sarrazin hit a dune and rolled his car before Jamie Chadwick would even get her turn in what many thought would be the most dramatic spill of the day. That was until Claudia Hürtgen took on her lap.

Pushing had, the German got her car completely sideways at speed and flipped. The driver walked away from what was a rather dramatic wreck.

Both crashes leave Cupra XE and Veloce racing off the track to get their cars back up and running. For Cupra, at least, it’s going to take a miracle for them to make Q2 at 12 PM Irish time. The big positive, of course, is that both drivers walked away without and injuries.

Slow Runners

There was some additional drama during the other runs.

Power Steering Failure

A power-steering failure for the all-American and Hummer-backed Segi TV Chip Ganassi Racing team showed us the slowest of the finishing teams. Towards the end of his first lap, Kyle Leduc seemed to be wrestling with the car. During the Switch section of the two-lap stint, Leduc could be seen resetting something in the car before Sara Price took over. Towards the end of her lap, Price was struggling to keep the car on course given the impact of a power steering failure which left the team last of those who finished with a 13 minute 33 second round and plum last on the timesheet.

Speeding Penalty

The second slowest team of the day to finish both laps was the Spanish Hispano outfit. A somewhat disappointing two laps for the Spanish/British combo of Christine Giampaoli Zonca and Oliver Bennet was made worse when the team was handed an additional penalty for speeding in the Switch zone. The zone where drivers swap at the midway point of their two laps has a speed limit of 35kmph. Speeding here sees teams issued with 5 seconds for every 1kmph over the limit they are.

With a penalty of 75 seconds added to the Hispano team’s time, it was 6th position for them.

That’s it for the highlights of Extreme Qualifying 1 in what was an exciting curtain raiser for the new sport. It all’s go again for Qualifying 2 at 12 PM today to decide the first points of the championship.

Qualifying 1 Standings

PositionDriversTeam
1 Johan Kristoffersson and Molly Taylor Rosberg X Racing 
2 Sebastien Loeb and Cristina GutierrezX44
3 Carlos Sainz and Laia SanzAcciona | Sainz XE
4 Timmy Hansen and Catie Munnings Andretti United 
5 Jenson Button and Mikaela Ahlin-Kottulinsky JBXE
6 Oliver Bennett and Christine Giampaoli Zonca Hispano Suiza Xite Energy 
7 Kyle Leduc and Sara Price Segi TV Chip Ganassi Racing 
8 Mattias Ekstrom and Claudia Hurgten ABT Cupra XE 
9 Stephane Sarrazin and Jamie ChadwickVeloce Racing

Watch Extreme E Qualifying 1 Replay In Abu Dhabi

Watch Extreme E Qualifying 2 Live In Abu Dhabi

How To Watch The First Weekend Of Extreme E In Ireland

It’s finally here! A whole new world of motorsport for us to enjoy. We’ve already introduced you to Extreme E but now it’s opening weekend in the sands of Saudi Arabia. The action starts early on Saturday for qualification before wrapping up on Sunday evening with the second race. Here’s everything you can look forward to during this actional-packed weekend.

Saturday

On Saturday, we’ll have two events to look forward to:

  • Qualifying 1 – 6AM – 7.30AM
  • Qualifying 2 – 11AM – 12.30PM

The best part of it all is that we can all enjoy the kick-off! Extreme E will be streaming the opening qualifying session live on their YouTube channel. Below is the video, ready to rock which you can either watch over on YouTube or back here, down below this paragraph. You can also Subscribe to the Extreme E channel and also set a reminder for the ripe old time of 6 AM for the first and second qualifying session.

Watch Extreme E Live Qualifying 1

Watch Extreme E Live Qualifying 2

Each of the qualifying sessions will consist of two laps with one lap being driven by the female team driver and the other with the male driver.

After each team has completed their total of 4 qualifying laps, their total time is added and their positions decided for the day. When the dust settles on all of that, it’s here where the first championship points are dished out.

Sunday

On Sunday, attention shifts to the deciding races where things get even more exciting.

The top three teams are straight into the semi final. Teams in third, fourth and fifth enter the “Crazy Race” while the remaining three teams are in the Shootout to battle it out for last scraps of points.

  • Semi-final and “Crazy Race” – 6AM – 7.30AM
  • Race Programme – 10AM – 12PM

Watch Extreme E Live Semi-Final

Watch Extreme E Live Semi-Final

We get the so-called, “Crazy Race” along with the semi-final and the final. Again, it all kicks off at 6AM Irish time with enough racing action to pass a few hours.

Virgin Media is Ireland’s official Extreme E broadcaster. You can tune in at 12PM on Sunday for live coverage of Extreme E on your telly box for an hour. Between YouTube, Twitch and Virgin Media you should be able to watch every bit of Extreme E this weekend. I’ll be keeping up with it all because sometimes viewing rights and the likes can be sticky, so we’ll learn more once it all goes live. Check out the Extreme E website for all the latest broadcast information and links to watch on.

If you are following the weekend, be sure to take part in GridPlay, your chance to vote for the teams you like and influence the action on the sand.

For a full intro to Extreme E, you can now watch the first Shakedown session, learn all the rules and see some cars on the dirt.

March 31, 2021; The Day Mario Died

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The King is dead; long live the King! So cried the residents of the Twittersphere on Wednesday the 31st of March. Mario has been killed off by his creators on his 36th birthday and the internet is up in arms. How could Nintendo do this? What does this mean for gaming going forward? Is the Mushroom Kingdom actually subject to some kind of 1984-type maximum age laws?

All seems a bit dramatic, doesn’t it? What really happened was the removal of the Super Mario 3D All-Stars (SM3DAS) collection from the eShop as well as traditional retail outlets. The collection of classic games is not available from Nintendo anymore and anyone wanting to play it now must settle for a second-hand copy. This seems like a bit of an odd strategy for Nintendo (and it is!) so why did they do it?

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In September of 2020 Nintendo, during a special Direct, announced that they would be releasing a 3-in-one collection of Mario’s 3D games as a part of a celebration of the franchise’s 35th anniversary (yes, you are that old). The three games in question were Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy 2 was suspiciously absent), as well as remastered soundtracks for each. As you can imagine, this was met with uproarious applause. Three of the most critically acclaimed 3D platformers all coming to the hottest console of its generation, some of which haven’t seen the light of day since their original release? What’s not to love?

Three of Mario’s most beloved adventures

People’s excitement was cut short, however, when it was announced that the collection would be removed from physical and digital stores after the 31st of March 2021 (a quick search of the eShop confirms that, yep, it’s gone). This seemed to fly in the face of the tone of the celebration. Here’s the most recognisable company in gaming celebrating the character that brought gaming as a medium into the mainstream and they’re taking him away from everyone to “make this year special”. Setting aside that the game was only on sale for 5 months, not the whole year, this makes no sense for a lot of reasons. It also feels like a giant, gloved middle finger to fans “We know you want to play these games again, but you had to be there. Tough luck”.

Let the Past Die

Many commentators were quick to point out that this is a very “Nintendo move”. Nintendo have a long history of letting the past stay in the past and only focussing on the future. As I alluded to above, Super Mario Sunshine was trapped on the Gamecube, despite the overwhelming love it gets from fans. It wasn’t even ported onto the Wii and Wii U’s virtual console stores. Even the Virtual Console itself, a store section that contained only games from Nintendo’s old systems, is a thing of the past now. The Switch only offers a paltry collection of NES and SNES games as a part of its online package and that’s it. If you want to play classic Nintendo games now, you have to buy a second-hand copy (and possibly a second-hand console) or resort to piracy. Compare this to other companies and you see how out of touch it seems. Sony have shown a lot of love to their big-name franchises, with PS2 classics like Jak and Daxter or Ratchet and Clank still available to purchase in the store, while Xbox have honored Master Chief’s legacy with Halo: The Master Chief Collection available through Gamepass. This is all without mentioning the fantastic remakes Crash and Spyro (two franchises that wouldn’t exist if not for Mario) got for their original trilogies.

So Greedy Wario Would Blush?

So why did this happen? Why did Nintendo decide to bring their ball home with them when their mum called them in for dinner? Money. That seems to be the only rational explanation people can come up with. However, it’s not as straightforward as you might think.

Is Wario secretly the director of Nintendo’s financial planning business unit?

Of course, creating an artificial scarcity for a product will increase sales. We see this all the time with “Limited edition this” or “Collector’s set that”. Hell, the entire trading card industry is built on this philosophy. If something is only around for a short time, people will be more likely to panic buy it even if they don’t really want it. Such is the power of FOMO. Does this mean that Nintendo sold more copies of SM3DAS than they would have if it hadn’t been a limited release? Almost certainly not. By the time 2020 had come to a merciful close, the collection had sold around 8 million copies, with weekly sales increasing by 260% for the month of March. Let’s say, for the sake of argument, the game totalled 15 million copies sold. That’s still only half as many sales as some of the Switch’s top sellers (one of which has only been out for a year!). The latest Pokémon games sold 20 million copies between them; Smash Bros. has sold 22 million. Animal Crossing, which came out this time last year has sold a whopping 31 million copies! “But that’s comparing apples and oranges” you might be saying “they’re different franchises with different fanbases”. Ok then, Super Mario Odyssey, the plumber’s latest outing has sold 20 million copies, while Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has sold 33 million units. Taking Mario Kart’s Switch sales alone (it was also on the Wii U), it’s the 15th best selling game of all time. This has been helped by the fact that it was a Switch launch title, so literally anyone who buys a Switch can play it. If you don’t think three of Mario’s most beloved games would have seen similar support over the course of the next three or four years, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

So, Nintendo potentially sacrificed long-term sales for short-term gain. Why? Well, there’s one theory that I think holds some water. With the damage the COVID-19 pandemic has done to the development of many games, Nintendo needed a way to reassure its shareholders that the company can stay afloat in a tough period. The increased sales from a limited release will give the company a financial shot in the arm ahead of the end of the financial year and give investors confidence in future risks (especially important if the latest Super Nintendo Switch rumours are to be believed). Nintendo has always put its shareholders first, something many Japanese companies do, and I think ultimately that’s the reason Mario’s 35th anniversary ended on such a sour note.

Will Bowser try it Again?

When Bowser met Bowser

What does this mean for these games and for Nintendo going forward? Personally, I think the games are going to be relegated to Nintendo’s vault again. There are rumours flying every which way that we may see some individual releases on the eShop for a slightly increased price. However, there’s no evidence of this. I think the only way we’ll see these games on the Switch again is if Nintendo ever gets around to bringing more of their consoles to their Online offering. More worrying is that 2021 marks the 35th anniversary of The Legend of Zelda, my favourite gaming franchise. We have already gotten confirmation of a Skyward Sword remake coming in July, but will Nintendo pull another stunt as they did with Mario? Will they release a collection of beloved games only to take them away again? Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser (yes that’s his real name) said that this is a strategy they don’t intend to be “using widely”, but even that worries me. It’s not a flat-out denial that they’ll do it again. This is unlikely to be the thing that gets Nintendo permanently put in people’s bad books. They seem to be immune to that treatment if their reaction to the Joycon Drift scandal is anything to go by. This is just another way for them to make a quick buck at the expense of everyone who didn’t buy their product in time. Something we have unfortunately become very used to in the last 35 years.

So, don’t pick up Super Mario 3D All Stars today! You can find it at none of your favourite retail outlets, nor can you get it on the Nintendo eShop! Let’s-a not go!

The Mighty Ducks Game Changers Review: Is It Worth Watching?

Nostalgia is on-trend right now. We love nothing more than dipping back into our lives from many years ago to paint over the rather dull present we’re having. With the future fast becoming the present, we’re all craving a bit of our childhood back. While COVID-19 accelerated things like working from home, we’re also rediscovering great things like board games. So it’s no surprise to see a lot of talks of re-releases and reboots. We’ve already had Justice League, we might have Mrs Doubtfire and, as of a few days ago, we definitely have the Mighty Ducks getting a reboot on Disney+.

The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers

The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers is a reboot of the original 1992 movie sharing the same name; The Mighty Ducks. The story, is also a modern take on the original franchise. The big difference with this reboot is that the focus shifts away from The Mighty Ducks who are now massively successful. Instead, we follow the “Don’t Bothers”, a team of a rag-tag bunch of kids making up a team of likely to lose hockey players formed when The Mighty Ducks cut one of their underperforming kids.

We also get another starring role for Emilio Estevez, the original coach who now owns the dilapidated ice-rink called the Ice Palace where the Don’t Bothers train.

The idea of a reboot was being pucked around the ice since 2018. After being agreed that Disney+ would pick the show up for ten episodes, filming started late in 2020 after many pandemic-related delays, wrapping before the end of the year. On 26 March, the first episode of the series was released to Disney+

Is The Mighty Ducks Game Changers Worth Watching?

I was so sceptical of this. The Mighty Ducks is an epic movie from my childhood. We’re talking about the best thing that could come on as Saturday’s “The Big Big Movie” on RTÉ. With two underwhelming movie sequels, was it wise to return to the ice for a reboot in the form of a series?

Well, yes. Yes, it was. And to be quite honest, I think this reset is something a lot of parents might need to see. Though I’ve admittedly just watched the series opener, the message of the show is poignant. Kids around the world are under increasing pressure to deliver. If you think that’s just an American problem, you should listen to some parents who have children involved in GAA over the past few years. Kids have enough to be dealing with without the great social activity of sports being turned into the start of a quest to become pro-athletes.

Beyond a very necessary message, I’m shocked at just how much I’ve enjoyed the opening episode. It’s got all that classic goofy comedy and casting lineups you’d expect from a 90s kids buddy movie or series. The first episode covers the lead kid’s sacking from The Mighty Ducks and the journey he and his mum go on to get a new team together. Tell me that’s not a classic scenario for a Saturday evening’s entertainment.

Where Can You Watch The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers?

The new Mighty Ducks series is streaming exclusively on Disney+. Here’s the bad news. There’ll be no binging unless you wait a few weeks. There’s just the one episode out right now with a new one being released every Friday. You’ll get to enjoy ten episodes in total.

The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers launch episode gets a whopper five quacks from me.

Deliveroo Customer Claims Rider Private Messaged Girlfriend On Facebook

It’s difficult to write a headline like that and not get some serious tabloid vibes, but this is a serious issue. A couple of days ago, a comment was posted to the r/ireland subreddit. The comment was posted by someone speaking on behalf of their partner, claiming that after ordering a takeaway, a Deliveroo rider “took her name from delivery details and found her Facebook page” and “messaged her romantically”.

The Landscape Right Now

Now, I’ll admit that it’s always important to take Reddit comments with a pinch of salt, but these accusations, if true, are very serious. The reason should be obvious. We live in a time where women are understandably concerned about their safety. I’m not going to play any macho cards here, because living in Dublin City I can tell you I’m somewhat afraid of being around the city after hours now. Am I afraid of being attacked by a woman? Not particularly. I’m far more worried about a man attacking me or someone I know.

In 2018 98% of suspected offenders of detected sexual violence were male according to the CSO and 81% of the victims female. The same data shows that 81% of suspected offenders of physical assaults in 2018 were males, with 41% of their victims being female.

Protesters in Dublin following the murder of Sarah Everard. Image courtesy of RTÉ

This is significant because today, the topic of violence towards women is more prominent than ever following the murder of Sarah Everard. The conversation needs to change. I saw an image of some graffiti recently which had “Protect your daughter” crossed out and “Educate your son” written below it. This sums it up for me. Steps to protect our beloved doesn’t start with telling women to use WhatsApp Live Location on their way home or using taxi apps so we know who’s driving them from A to B. We need to start changing how all men, and it is all men, treat women.

I can do more and I commit to that. If you feel attacked by the “all men” idea or find yourself grabbing onto #notallmen, then take a look at yourself. Women need allies and support from all of us to help change the conversation. And that’s why this Reddit comment jumped out at me.

Delivery Rider Looks Up Customer On Social Media

I do need to preface this with some additional commentary. Deliveroo riders have been some of the most unsung heroes of lockdown.

Deliveroo Riders: Frontline Heroes

These riders have kept businesses afloat and delivered food to people self-isolating. They are, without doubt, front-line staff. They get a bad rap from time to time because of poor individual behaviour, but as a regular customer of Deliveroo, I have to point out that some of the people who deliver food to my front door are amongst the nicest people you’d meet. As with any business or organisation, individuals break rules and not all should be painted with the same brush.

Deliveroo Rider: The Data Protection Issue

The claim here is hard to imagine being all that hard to do given that Deliveroo riders simply have to have access to certain customer details. You might find your mind wandering towards ideas like “keep your social media profile on private” but the reality is, no. If what’s claimed here is true, the rider as done something awful and completely unacceptable. In the original comment, the poster added that the rider “knows our address, her number, her name, what sushi she likes” before they “took her name from delivery details and found her Facebook page”.

I’m not sure if this should be classed as a micro-aggression or harassment, but the ultimate point is that it’s an unwanted and unsolicited advance from someone. For Deliveroo it is almost certainly a GDPR issue. Riders are not directly employed by the company, an old trick I’m familiar with from my door-to-door sales days. Instead, riders are self-employed contractors.

Regardless, the personal data of this customer has been collected for the purpose of delivering food. That much was seemingly achieved, but a rider taking this data and using it to find a customer, before sending them a private message, would be a breach of GDPR as far as I can see.

Deliveroo Statement On The Claims

I reached out to Deliveroo for a statement. A company spokesperson said “Deliveroo takes rider conduct and customer safety extremely seriously. We have strict processes in place to ensure that riders adhere to their rider agreement and our community guidelines. If a rider acts inappropriately, as is alleged in this case, we will stop working with that individual. We are urgently looking into this and will take the appropriate action once the internal investigation is concluded”.

How Does Deliveroo Prevent Things Like This From Happening?

Data protection is a tricky thing to nail and there’s usually some weak points in every company’s plan. Deliveroo riders, when they sign up, are bound to a policy and contacting customers outside of the delivery process is a breach of the contract between riders and Deliveroo. As you might be able to guess, policies are a great idea but they’re easy to break.

It’s possible that Deliveroo is expanding a little quicker than they predicted. Given the closure of restaurants to the public, Deliveroo has been a lifeline for many businesses to stay connected with customers. Since its launch in 2015, Deliveroo now works with more than 1100 self-employed riders across Dublin, Cork, Galway and Limerick.

Ultimately, the point of this article is not to focus on Deliveroo. The truth is that this isn’t typical behaviour of Deliveroo riders. This was one person who, largely because of the society we live in, believed this was appropriate.

We need a world of guys who know that crossing the street at night or walking faster to overtake women can help them feel a lot more comfortable.

Dyson Desk Lamp Review: The Best Work From Home Lamp

Improving your home environment is more important than ever. Sometimes, it’s about tidying up that corner that got a bit out of hand. Other times, you might be seeking out a new gadget to make the home more homely. After testing out a few new items to make my home office that bit neater, including a nifty work desk I can put away, I started thinking about lighting and got my hands on the Dyson Lightcycle Morph desk lamp. Considering the clocks go forward today, our body clocks will be scrambling to work everything out so tech like this can give it a helping hand.

The Importance Of Lighting

One thing has really struck me during the past 12 months and that’s the importance of lighting. Spending so much time indoors and quite a bit of that being during dull dreary days, you quickly learn that lightening can impact a lot of things, including your mood.

Where I’ve noticed this most to date is in the bedroom. I hate waking up and I don’t mean that in the “I’m lazy way”. I mean it purely in terms of how, as humanity, we’ve decided a loud alarm at a preset time is how we’re supposed to wake up. It’s awful. So I got myself some LIFX lights, a LIFX Beam to be more precise. I’ve got this beside the bed where it can simulate sunrise, even with the curtains closed. The result is my alarm going off either after I wake or just as I’m waking. It’s a much better experience, trust me. And that sets the tone for your entire day. This is the importance of lightning in your day.

Features Of The Dyson Lightcycle Morph

That’s why I was so excited to try out the Dyson Lightcycle Morph. If I could introduce a piece of light tech into my sleep and wake routine, where else could I do this? My work desk was the answer.

Design

The Lightcycle Morph comes in two models; a floor standing model and a desk model. I got the desk model to test out. The Lightcycle Morph is made from an aluminum-polycarbonate. As you might imagine from a company like Dyson, the product is ultra-premium in it’s design. The upright of the lamp isn’t very tall. For example, I’m unable to swing the lamp over my monitor because it sits on a riser. However, that’s really just because you need to challenge how you position desk lamps at all.

The Lightcycle Morph can glide back and forth and when combined with a rotating head, you can position the lamp in a never-ending combination of positions to find the perfect lighting angle for your own setup. If your working at a desk, a light directly shining down might be helpful. If you want ambient, rotate the head and aim it at the wall.

Same lamp, different atmosphere

Perhaps one of my favourite things about the lamp is how it looks when it’s closed. With the lamp on, you can glide the head back to the upright where it will illuminate the stem and set some mood lighting. I live in a small apartment and have my workspace in the living room. This means in the evening when I clock off, the lamp goes into this position and acts as a gorgeous ambient light while I catch up on some Netflix or Disney+.

Tracking Natural Daylight

I’m just going to get to the absolute best thing about the Dyson Lightcycle Morph. Earlier, I spoke about natural daylight cycles and how that helped my waking routine. The lamp does the very same for me throughout the day. My desk is a bit away from the window which means I don’t get all the natural daylight I would light to. Now, because of the lamp I can simulate natural light. One evening, I kicked back with a coffee for a few minutes and looked at my desk compared to the table by the window. The similarity of the light was simply stunning. As the evening went on, the lamp simulated somewhat of a sunset. It doesn’t turn off with the dark, but instead slowly dims.

On top of the natural daylight tracking, you can set the lamp to different modes for different needs. “Study” boosts the white light, “Relax” is warmer and “Precision” for task that might need some hyper focus on your desk, like drawing for example.

Finally, you can program a light setting to your own personal preference too. I’ve found myself using the light to achieve better lighting on conference calls, taking product photos, lighting the room or just providing a little light boost during the day. The flexible build of the lamp along with wide range or light settings mean you can always make the perfect atmosphere whether it be focus or chill.

While I just got the desk lamp, I immediately looked at the €6 lamp from IKEA with distain relalising how much that space would benefit from a standing lamp.

Additional Features

One particular feature made me say “aw, that’s neat”. There’s a USB-C port in the stem which means you can pop your phone on charge. Another feature that bounces from the same reaction to mild annoyance if I’m locked in still thought for a few minutes is motion sensors which turn the lamp off to conserve energy. If, like me, you sometimes just don’t move, you can disable this.

There’s also connection to the Dyson Link app which means you can control the lamp remotely (handy security feature). The app also shines a light (sorry) on the lighting you’re experiencing. For example, I’m writing this article with a light rating of 2700K on the Kelvin scale. This is a measurement of warmth of the light. You’ll also get “lm” or Lumens info.

What you get with Dyson is, as always, the best design in the business and the box the Lightcycle Morph comes in confirms that again. The box, cleverly holds everything for shipping, but then goes further and holds everything as you put the light together. I love stuff like that. But this is par for the course from Dyson. They have the world’s best designers challenging what an air purifier should do, what a hair straightener should look like or now how your desk lamp should work.

Dyson Lightcycle Morph: The Verdict

There’s no denying this is probably one of the best lamps on the market. It immediately boosts your work space to feel better than ever. I have, 100%, felt my mood improve while working under a light like this. I’d go a sad step further and say I’m nearly enjoying work a little bit more because of it. Right now, I’m sitting in a dark room with just the lamp on and I feel energised. If you think I’m being a bit over the top, to be fair, for the price you would want some fairly seriously life impact.

The Dyson Lightcycle Morph (desk edition) will set you back €550. A big price tag for a lamp, but given how much time many of us spend at desks these days, your mood might thank you.

Huawei Reveals Mate X2: The New Huawei Folding Phone

The last time I really got to attend a proper tech event was as Huawei launch at Mobile World Congress. While MWC was cancelled, Huawei still had an event to launch some of their laptops and smartphones. One of the phones was their first folding phone, the Huawei Mate X. Huawei recently launched their new folding phone, the Mate X2. It’ll likely never hit Irish shores, but here’s what we know about it to date.

What’s New With The Huawei Mate X2?

With just 12 months between the two phones, you might imagine not much has changed. But this is the folding phone market and it’s moving quickly

Design

The new Huawei Mate X2 does make significant departures from the first folding phone created by the Chinese manufacturer. I need to highlight, I’ve not tested this phone out, so I’m just weighing in with opinion on some things I’ve seen.

Huawei has left their original outward folding design, instead opting for a more typical inward design seen on the Samsung Galaxy Fold. I’ve got to say I think this is a mistake by Huawei. Getting hands-on with both of the folding phones left me feeling like The Mate X only fell down in the software department. The hardware was perfect. At the time I honestly believed far superior design minds in China had smashed it, while the South Korean Samsung teams were second best.

Yet, here we are a year later and Huawei is following Samsung’s lead. I’m extremely surprised. Their swap to the inward folding design means the Mate X2 will have a small gap in the phone when closed.

Open the phone and you get to see the phone’s 8-inch tablet screen. From other reviews I’ve read, the verdict is that the display is fantastic with the crease being almost invisible. There’s no camera cutouts or loss of screen real-estate on the inside.

Overall though, from a distance, the design looks great. Essentially, the Mate X2 is a thicker P40 Pro that you can open with a tablet in the middle. The front and rear of the phone is almost identical to the P40 Pro.

Cameras

The design decisions have knock-on impacts for the camera setups on the Mate X2. For some reason, Huawei has included a cut-out selfie camera. I don’t fully get this given that the front-facing camera is inferior to the rear-facing camera and you can take selfies with the primary camera when the phone is open.

Now, I have a theory here. The rear and the front of the phone looks so much like either the P40 Pro or P40 Pro+ that it’s entirely possible some parts are being reused. I might be way off and haven’t been able to closely inspect the phone to verify, but that’s my theory.

Without getting hands-on myself, and kind of assuming this phone will never hit Irish retailers, I’ll concede this article might be the only bit of writing I do on the Mate X2. It’s not a review, but more the observations I’ve made from watching other reviewers. The most in-depth I’ve seen to date is from MKBHD, so give it a look and see what you think yourself!

If you’re interested in this phone, hit the bell in the bottom left corner. In the event this comes to Ireland and I have news, I’ll update this article and you’ll be first to know.

Why Did Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” Become A Meme?

We’re closing in on April Fools’ Day 2021. I don’t know about you, but I sure do feel like I could use something a bit more light-hearted. It got me thinking about what overlaps between tech and trolling are out there and the most obvious just has to be Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”. But where does the ultimate troll come from and why is it so damn funny? Join me for the history of rick-rolling.

Never Seeing It Coming

One of the classic comedy principles is misdirection. A story is built up, sending you down one train of thought before the punchline hits and gives you the opposite. The result? Well, if it’s delivered right, it’s laughter.

This is the core reason rick-rolling gets a laugh and you can trace misdirection right back to the early mentions of the internet’s favourite troll move. You promise your friend or foe with their most desired content, and you hit them with Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”.

The popularity of this switch up is clear when you look at the view count of Astley’s video coming up on one billion views. Considering YouTube only counts a view after 30 seconds, this would suggest billions more have hit back almost immediately on the video in a rick-roll-rage.

Grand Theft Auto IV: Origin Of Rick-rolling

The true origin of rick-rolling has to be July 1987, when Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” was released. This song wasn’t a damp squib by any definition either. Astley reached number one in the American, UK and South African charts. It was a true hit, but the song’s legacy wouldn’t truly be written until 2007 when it became one of the original modern memes.

Users of 4chan, an anonymous and somewhat adult website, began the rick-roll before Rockstar Games released trailers for Grand Theft Auto IV. The online world was eagerly waiting and fingers were able to click faster than minds could process. When someone would post a “links to the unreleased GTA IV trailer”, it was guaranteed to get attention and clicks. And click they did. What the trolls had done, however, was swapped out any hope of a GTA IV trailer with a link to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”.

This “bait and switch” move wasn’t new. In fact, the rick-roll replaced a similar move called the “duck-roll”. This started in early 2000 because 4chan owners had implemented a rule on the site that switched “egg” to “duck”, confusing users typing in “egg roll”. The internet is a weird place.

There was some mild speculation about why the internet decided this was the time for Rick Astley’s hit to see the light of day again. Some erroneously attribute the song’s appearance in Grant Theft Auto: Vice City as being the reason. The problem with this theory is that the song never featured in that game, although a host of classics did.

It’s almost certain that one of the internet’s favourite shows, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, featured the tune in the 2005 episode “Charlie Has Cancer”. This would have left the song fresh in the memories of would-be trolls.

Google Getting In On The Action

Whatever the source of origin for rick-rolling, the bait-and-switch approach trolling spread like wildfire. People developed clever ways of hiding YouTube links to the song behind images or by using URL-shorteners, meaning 2008 was the year of being rick-rolled.

On April Fools Day 2008, Google’s jokers flipped the links in YouTube’s featured feed with all clicks ending up with, you guessed it, Rick Astley.

You Still Need To Be On-guard Today

What’s perhaps most impressive about the once humble rick-roll is that it’s still funny. People still get caught. And people are still coming up with new ways to prank people. It’s just one of those odd internet things that don’t seem to ever want to go away. I don’t really think any of us want it to either. It’s just some good clean innocent fun.

Uhm, What About Rick Astley Now?

This is perhaps the only slightly sad part of the rick-roll story. Initially, while slightly perplexed by the trend, the artist wasn’t all that bothered by it. He’s quoted as saying his main concern was hoping “daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it”. Thanks to the internet, Astley was catapulted back onto the scene and was suddenly performing more than ever. In 2008, the people of the internet used the power of the crowd to get Astley nominated for “Best Act Ever”, even though he wasn’t originally nominated.

This is where I start to get some Black Mirror vibes off the whole tale of the rick-roll. It’s like one of those stories where Rick made a deal with the devil for fame one more time, only for the devil to pull a bait and switch of their own. Instead of the expected fame, Astley was famous again for the same song, where he really wasn’t the subject, performing as a bit of an inside joke while winning awards which were nothing to do with his talent. In 2008, after initially seeming that he wasn’t all that bothered by it, he would eventually say he was done discussing rick-rolling.

Flash forward ten years to 2018 and a very happy Rick Astley is sitting on the famous couch with Graham Norton and his guests, including Emma Stone. The subject of rick-rolling reluctantly comes up and thankfully, Astley is happy with it explaining that his daughter helped him understand that it’s not a joke about him per se.

It just happened to be a song that just happened to feature in a show that just happened to air around the time people happened to make a joke.

Astley’s legacy is much more than just providing the song for the ultimate prank, but it’s not a bad thing to be remembered for either.

Why I think the Snyder Cut is the most important film of 2021

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The Snyder Cut is finally here in all its four-hour glory. If you don’t know what that is, it’s essentially the director’s cut of 2017s Justice League. After years of rumours of its very existence and fan campaigns to have it put out into the universe WB has relented and allowed it to be streamed on HBO Max (or Sky Cinema in Ireland). I should be clear upfront and say I haven’t finished watching it yet. In fact, with only half an hour under my belt, it’s probably fair to say I’ve barely even started. This isn’t a review of the film (though reception is mixed), but a defence of the idea that the Snyder Cut is possibly the most important film to be released this year.

How it all came together

To understand the magnitude of the release I think it would help to go back to the beginning. Zack Snyder was given the helm of the DC Extended Universe way back in 2013 when he directed Man of Steel. The plan was to essentially create a darker, grittier DC film continuity to mirror the light-hearted MCU. Through rushed production and much gun-jumping, this did not pan out as well as WB had hoped, with only Wonder Woman and Shazam garnering any real praise from critics. Though when the time came to pull together all three previously introduced characters for an ensemble movie, things took an even worse turn. As Justice League wrapped filming and transitioned into post-production Zack Snyder left the project to be with his family in the wake of a personal tragedy. The studio then hired Joss Wheadon to finish the film in Snyder’s place. At the time this was probably seen as a guaranteed win seeing as Wheadon had previously directed both Avengers Assemble and Avengers Age of Ultron. However, this would be the death knell for the so-called Theatrical Cut. Previously finished scenes were re-shot to add in off-tone one-liners, characters were completely cut from the film and Henry Cavill was given a lovely CGI lip to cover up the moustache he grew for Mission Impossible: Fallout. This is all without mentioning the allegations that have come out regarding Wheadon’s mistreatment of the cast and crew. The film we got in 2017 was an unmitigated disaster, and that’s being nice about it.

This would have been a very different movie…

Almost immediately after “Josstice League” released, fans hit the internet hard with a campaign to #ReleaseTheSnyderCut. This was prior to most people even knowing whether that cut of the film even existed. Such was the backlash and hatred for the Theatrical release. After the movement gained momentum and support from the likes of Gal Gadot, Ben Affleck, Jason Mamoa, and Ray Fisher (who was one of the first to publicly out Wheadon for his behaviour on-set) Snyder confirmed that the cut of the film did exist and that the decision to release the film was entirely up to WB. Well, here we are a week after the film has been made available to stream. The movie is over four hours long and is presented in a somewhat jarring 4:3 format “to preserve the director’s artistic vision”. Normally those two things would ensure a film never saw the light of day, but right now, the Snyder Cut being the most talked about movie in the world.

So what?

So, a fan campaign got a movie released, big deal. That might be some people’s takeaway from all of this. To me, this is so much more. As I said, this movie would have never been released in cinemas. It’s formatted for a tiny number of screens and its length would probably warrant it having an interval (even Endgame with its 3-hour runtime nearly had one). But take away the theatrical release and push it out on streaming platforms and neither of those is an issue. People can choose to watch on any screen they want and are able to watch it at their leisure. They can binge it all in one go on their 40-inch TV, or they can consume it piecemeal on their phone over the course of a few days. Cinema has, for a long time been quite prescriptive in its formatting. Keep the movie between 90 and 150 minutes and present it in widescreen format (or letterbox if that’s your thing), but with Streaming, directors are more enabled to stay true to their vision. They can have outrageous runtimes, or weird aspect ratios, or host different cuts of a movie side by side so the viewer can choose which they’d rather watch.

No two episodes of Wandavision are the same length

We’ve already seen this kind of freedom being exercised before in some of Disney’s new shows. Both The Mandalorian and Wandavision have variable episode lengths. Some episodes are only half an hour, while others are nearly a full 60 minutes. In my opinion, this makes for far superior storytelling. There’s no padding or filler necessary to meet a required run time, and scenes or stories aren’t cut for the sake of brevity. It’s how TV and movies should be. Taking Wandavision as an example (because there’s a good chance you’ve watched it), I didn’t find there was anything that was unnecessary in the whole series. Likewise, there wasn’t anything I would have liked to have seen added, it answered all the questions I wanted answered while keeping the classic “where will they go next” vibe that Marvel does so well.

What will the future hold for cinema?

I think the example set by the Snyder Cut has the potential to empower filmmakers and directors to make bold new decisions in their art. It’s time for cinema and TV to fully embrace the possibilities that streaming can offer. The Snyder cut isn’t important because the fans want it or because it “breaks the rules” but because it has fully embraced the possibilities that streaming can bring.