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Martin Heydon’s Back to the Future election campaign

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Perhaps one of the most recognisable trilogies of all time, Back to the Future has been chosen by Kildare South TD, Martin Heydon, as the perfect medium for getting his message across.

Within just three minutes, Heydon manages to fit in quite an impressive amount of information on his policies and efforts to date which can, in some way be related to Back to the Future under the umbrella title, Secure your Future. Perhaps most importantly, you’ll also see the signature red vest, Doc Brown and the De Lorean appear throughout. With some fantastic quotes, like the one about the ring road and some bold predictions including a 2019 All Ireland win for Kildare, one can only hope there are some better election promises in this video too.

Watch for yourself here, and let us know below if this is complete tripe or genius.

Then again, if you’ve seen my recent costume from a festival in Germany, you’d be forgiven for thinking I’m biased.

 

Zoolander 2: Blue Steel or Blue Waffle?

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It’s been 15 years since Derek Zoolander strutted the runway and took down evil fashionista Mugatu in his attempts to assassinate the Malaysian Prime Minister. Now, Zoolander is back, but is this sequel more Magnum than Choc Ice? With the popcorn taste still fresh in my mouth, I’ll let you know.

What is Zoolander 2, a sequel for ants?

Justin Bieber ZoolanderYes, I can use a quote out of context and spin it into a section title that makes no sense. Zoolander 2 is the natural money spinning successor to the first movie, but there is of course a story line there. Someone is killing the world’s most famous popstars, with only one piece of evidence tying them together. Their parting selfies on social media show a look, a look which INTERPOL’s fashion police department believe is connected to Derek Zoolander.

After the events that immediately follow the first movie, both Zoolander and his former enemy come friend Hansel (who is so hot right now) are in deep hiding and must be found to get to the bottom of the mysterious celebrity deaths.

We see you dropped another quote there

I did indeed, and Zoolander 2 is more or less and hour and a half of “haha, I remember that from the first film”. That’s not, necessarily, a bad thing. In fact, the various tips of the hat to the past jump between being laboured and being hilarious. Don’t worry, there are also plenty of plays upon the old jokes and injections of fresh humour too.

Who is in Zoolander 2?

Heads up, stop reading if you would rather go cameo spotting yourself.

Bono, Peyton Manning, Michael D. Higgins and Neil Armstrong. These are probably the four most famous people that do not feature in Zoolander 2. Honestly, everybody came out of the woodwork for this movie, as it’s an absolute money spinner. Kiefer Sutherland, Neal de Grasse Tyson, Benedict Cutestcucumberpatchinthegarden and a rake of fashion designers to name but a few.

Zoolander 2 Samsung Galaxy S6Moving away from the human presence, some of the world’s biggest brands also spotted the opportunity to make an impact. Perhaps a sign of how little change we should expect to see from Samsung with the impending Galaxy S7 launch is signalled by how much money they pumped into this movie, gaining a poster position with their flagship Galaxy S6 handsets. In fact, product placement in Zoolander 2 is a sign of a much larger problem creeping into Hollywood as the movie probably earned a large portion of it’s overall profits from companies just like Samsung which naturally impacts on the overall creation of a movie.

While Zoolander 2 was ever going to be a work of art, one particular comparison between Derek Zoolander’s phone and a social media guy’s modern equivilant is the pinnacle of cringe in my own opinion. Uber, Samsung, countless fashion brands, and Fiat to name but a few feature. Actually, when this comes out on DVD there is quite a drinking game to be had between cameos and product placement.

Is Zoolander 2 worth going to see?

The big battle here was the battle for Valentines. There are probably countless couples who had to make the choice; Zoolander 2 or Deadpool. Without seeing Deadpool yet, hindsight would have seen be opt to wait for Zoolander 2 to come out on DVD or on demand, paying the top buck for Deadpool. That’s in choosing between two films and not to say I regret seeing Zoolander 2 on the big screen.

There are enough laughs and downright ridiculous bits and pieces throughout the hold your attention and make you chuckle once you get past what is a pretty horrendous opening fifteen minutes. If you stick out the whole movie, you’re unlikely to regret it. Here’s the trailer.

Black Hole Power: Plausible or preposterous

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Could all of the earth’s power problems be solved by black hole power? The world’s greatest mind, the modern day Einstein, brilliant despite suffering ASL, or the human R2D2. Whatever you might know him as, few would deny Stephen Hawking as being one of the most intelligent men to have graced our world. Now, the world’s greatest theoretical physicist (sorry Sheldon) has theorised that our world can be powered by forces beyond our earth.

Hawking has outlined a a theory stating that small black holes, the size of mountains, could be turned into power-stations. These theoretical power-stations could generate enough power to supply earth for as long as we need it…or destroy the world as we know it. What’s the old saying again? The difference between genius and insanity is common opinion. See, back in the day, those pesky science guys believed that black holes were regions of collapsed matter that was so dense that nothing, and I mean nothing, not even light, could escape from their gravitational pull.

stephen hawking gifThat was before 1974 when the one and only Hawking put forward the idea that black holes leak quantum particles. This would become known as Hawking Radiation. Some black holes, which are billions of times bigger than the sun, are littered throughout the universe and they are so cold that they emit this Hawking radiation. Research now proposes that these mountain sized black holes would be much hotter due to their condensed nature and would therefore emit a higher frequency of Hawking Radiation.

“A mountain-sized black hole would give off X-rays and gamma-rays at a rate of about 10 million megawatts, enough to power the world’s electricity supply,” Hawking said in the lecture. “It wouldn’t be easy, however, to harness a mini black hole. You couldn’t keep it in a power station, because it would drop through the floor and end up at the center of the Earth.”  So basically what he means here is make a balls of it and we all die.

As if the threat of dying isn’t enough, there is another issue. No one has been ever able to find evidence of these holes and according to one scientist Sabine Hossenfelder (Must not make Big Bang joke) , a physicist at the Nordic Institute for Theoretical Physics. After the lecture she stated:

“in theory, these black holes formed early in the universe’s history, when matter existed in a hot soupy plasma. As this primordial soup got squished together and flung apart, causing fluctuations in density, the theory held, occasionally some regions got so dense that the matter collapsed in on itself, forming mini black holes. To form these primeval black holes, most models assume a high level of density fluctuations, which also tend to produce many more black holes than are present in the universe. You don’t want everything to end up in black holes”.

Good words there Sabine, we don’t want everything to end up in a black hole. you truly are a genius. It’s still cool to think that, assuming these black holes are real and that people could actually detect them. It could take 100,000 years to reach these emphatic power stations, but this problem can be solved by two different, but equally barmy, ideas. Hossenfelder believes that “by using the gravity of a much larger object, people could theoretically tow a mini black hole, eventually coaxing it to sit in Earth’s orbit”. I don’t want to burst bubbles, but this seems like a ridiculous idea. I mean pull a black hole into the Earth’s orbit that is just calling for trouble surely?

Which leaves the alternative of venturing out into deep space to retrieve the universe’s most deadly pot of gold is surely out of the question? Stephen Hawking laughs at your lack of hope. Hawking believes the Large Hadron Collider has the capacity to create these micro black holes and power the planet forever. That is dependent on them also being able to create extra dimensions of space time; whatever that is.  Oh and did I mention this still has the capacity to kills us all? Thanks Steve give us hope and new nightmares in one fell swoop.

You won’t be charging your phone on black hold power any time soon, but to cheer up the what would have been a conclusion on a rather dreary note, here is a video of Stephen Hawking facing off against the grand daddy of science himself, Albert Einstein, in a rap battle. You will learn at least one scientific fact and perhaps the nerdiest put down of all time. Enjoy.

Valentines Day and Chill

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You may have forgotten to pick up that horrible cheap teddy wrapped in plastic, but you can still sit back and chill while nailing Valentines Day.

Spotify and Chill

Walk into the room, tap your phone and have the tones of Barry White do all the hard work for you. Spotify is an absolute essential piece of kit for Valentines and compliments dinner perfectly. You can play some Barry White or maybe go old school with Kissed By a Rose. Personally, that is the game winning track regardless of the situation. I know Batman Forever will be played tonight.

Spotify have even done all the hard work and created a Spotify and Chill section so you can’t pick shite songs and ruin the mood. Alternatively, if you plan to spend the evening in a foursome with Bridget Jones, Ben and his mate Jerry, Spotify offer a Galentines Day playlist to “celebrate the best day of the year with the people who matter most”.

Marvin and Chill

Valentines takeawayAfter you’ve burned dinner or forgot to turn on the switch at he wall, you’ll have to order some nice food instead. Luckily enough, the guys over at Marvin.ie will gladly look after you. Protip – pop on over to this bargain alert thread on Boards.ie to see if anyone has a Marvin.ie coupon to save some money.

What says romance better than frugal living and a battered sausage.

Netflix and Chill

After dinner and some sexy tunes, grab that glass of Lidl’s finest red and launch onto the couch. For one day of the year, you won’t be spending the length of a movie scrolling through seemingly endless lists of movies and there is one one category that matters.

netflix and chill

Yup, the romance section, where you’ll classics such as Days of Thunder and Academy Award Winner Elect, Leonardo DiCaprio’s, Romeo and Juliet.

Pornhub and Chill

pornhub valentinesYou messed it up didn’t you. Ah well, the team over at Pornhub won’t judge you. Just don’t forget to use incognito mode and grab your VR headset – you may as well bring it all into the 21st century.

For the day that’s in it, Pornhub are also offering everyone free premium membership for the day. You won’t need credit card details either, just an email to access glorious High Definition pornography.

Crowdfunded: Zone DPMX – Analytical solution for cyclists

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The latest Irish crowd sourced campaign, Zone DPMX, is set for success within it’s opening 24 hours on Kickstarter. The wearable device is designed to measure precise rider power (watts) and cadence (rpm) as you ride.

Zone DPMX: Breaking the cycle

Until the Zone DPMX tha majority of riders have found themselves frustrated on several occasions as they find their power meter strapped to a different bike to the one they are using. This wearable device fastens to the rider’s shoes, removing both the treat of forgetting and different calibrations per bicycle. Now, I won’t lie, I’ve used a lot of words and terms here I’m not too up on, but this Irish Kickstarter campaign is powering to success.

Irish you say. Who makes the Zone DPMX?

The Zone DPMX is designed by Dublin based outfit, Brim Brothers DublinBrim Brothers. The company was founded by Barry Redmond in 2008 with the sole focus of creating a more convenient ANT+ compatible cycling analytic tool. While development to date has been encouraged by Enterprise Ireland and Growing Capital, the companies Kickstarter campaign would appear to be the naked flame needed to power this device over the finish line.

Who is Zone DPMX for and how much will it cost?

If you are cycling in the park on a mountain bike during the weekend, you can probably do without this. The Zone DPMX provides cyclists with a solution for focussed training and detailed riding analytics. Brim Brothers claim that measuring power surpasses measuring other metrics such as heart-rate. The Zone DPMX can be used either on the left foot or on both feet for increased accuracy, with the Kickstarter campaign’s Super Early Bird coming in at €390.

The Zone DPMX is for cyclists looking to take their game to the next level and while it may not be for everyone, we love nothing more than seeing an Irish Kickstarter campaign roar to success within hours of being released to the world.

Bill pay offers: Are they the best value?

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In the coming months, many will not only choose a new smartphone but will also have to choose between bill pay offers and pre-pay offers. We’ve already seen this question pop up as Three customers are free to leave contracts. To say the very least, this can be a difficult maze to negotiate, so we’ve created a calculator which can hopefully make your decision a little easier. First, a little context.

Bill pay offers

Bill pay offers are provided by Ireland’s mobile service providers; namely Vodafone, Three, Meteor, eir, iD and Tesco Mobile. These companies provide customers with contracts, spreading the cost of minutes, texts, data and a new shiny phone over a period of 12, 18 and 24 months. Every month, throughout the contract period, the customer will pay a set amount of money for the package they’ve picked, but may also pay for usage outside this package (such as roaming). Depending on the phone and bill pay offer in question, the customer may also pay an initial fee to get a phone.

Chances are you’ve seen a few advertisements in store or heard from a sales person that a phone is “free” on certain plans, but is this really the truth? Well, that depends.

Prepay offers

While bill pay is paid monthly (after you’ve used your phone – a.k.a post pay), pre-pay, as the name suggests, requires the customer to already have some money, or credit, on their phone account in order to gain service. Sometimes, this credit will unlock bundles of minutes, texts and data in order to offer greater value. Unlike bill pay, there is not a large discount applied to the price of getting a handset, though there is a small saving for choosing a network. This small saving is essentially the difference between purchasing a locked and unlocked or SIM free handset.

Bill pay offers or pre-pay offers

Choosing between bill pay or pre-pay isn’t always straight forward. While the message “free” on certain plans is tempting, you should consider bill pay to be more like a hire purchase agreement. The contract isn’t to get you a free phone, but instead to offer you the convenience of not paying a large up-front sum of money for a new smartphone. Sometimes, paying that large sum of money in one go and choosing prepay, will save you money in the long run.

Bill pay offers versus pre-pay offers calculator

Our handy calculator will let you help you to compare the cost of bill pay versus pre-pay over a period of time. Simply tell us how much your phone will cost up front on bill pay and prepay, along with your monthly spend details and how long your contract is. We’ll work out which is better value.

We understand that this is only part of the decision-making process and that sometimes the convenience of bill pay will override prepay. Should you ultimately choose bill pay, there is one other great trick you can use to ensure you are getting the best plan for you.

KillBiller: Reduce your mobile bill

KillBiller is a free app which, when installed on your phone, can view your usage details before providing you with a detailed insight into which plan suits your needs most. You might very well be surprised at how little or much you are using your phone and how much you could be saving. The best thing about KillBiller is that your results are just that, yours. As always, if there are any questions that you may have, pop them in the comment section below where we will get back to you.

App of the Week: Metal – Reduce Facebook battery drain

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Facebook, connecting 1.44 Billion people worldwide. 1.24 Billion of those people are active users on a mobile device. An amazing feat for any industry. It’s plain and simple, Facebook is awesome, but it sure does drain your battery.

The problem: Facebook battery drain

Now, if you’re on Android, delete your Facebook app. Yes, you read it right, delete it. Don’t just get rid of it from your homepage or force stop it to save on power. Uninstall it. Immediately! Our beloved Facebook app is draining your battery and slowing down your phone by up to 15%. Not just the cheap plastic models either, I’m talking to you Samsung Galaxy S6, LG G4, Xperia Z5 users too. Chris Cox, Facebook’s chief product officer even made his staff switch from iOS to Android because the app was using so much power and Android can handle it better. Even still, Android still struggles.

One of the most anticipated specs of most flagship phones released every year is battery life and processing power. People want their phones running faster and smoother while also having long battery life and not having to recharge it 3 or 4 times a day. And it turns out all this time the manufacturers have been doing it right, to some extent anyway. Deleting the Facebook App can make your phone last up to 20% longer.

Now don’t get me wrong, if you’re like me and are using your phone for probably 75% of the day, you’re going to see reduced battery life. Cut the manufacturers some slack, the power coming from these phones are on another level to the computers that sent man into space back in the 60’s, so it’s going to drain your battery. But this handy trick can help make your phone last longer.

Facebook app PowerThe reason behind this is app developers are putting so much into their apps. When the Facebook app first came out, it was supposed to be a condensed rendition of the desktop version, but who would have predicted that the vast majority of Facebook users would be using the app over desktop version on a daily basis. Facebook soon realised this and are trying to give its users as much accessibility on the app as possible – and to be fair they did. The Facebook app is easy and efficient to use, even for the older generation who weren’t raised using smart phones, but Facebook is every iPhone and Android users worst enemy.

Instead of being a compact version of the desktop version, it pretty much does everything you can do on the desktop. The result? Shite battery, and slow phones. Your phones aren’t  performing to their full potential because of the Facebook and Messenger apps. I know, I know. It’s a nuisance going onto your internet browser and log in through Facebook this way. It’s not as fluid, nor is the interface as easy to use as the app, but I have the solution to battery drain

The solution

Introducing Metal. Metal is an app that acts as a web wrapper for Facebook. Compared to the Facebook app, it’s not nearly as heavy on your battery, your phone runs faster and you can access Facebook from any app with ease. Simply scroll down from the top of your screen and you can check messages, notifications, friend requests (or suggested friends so ye can still have a good creep) and scroll through your newsfeed. Instead of opening your Facebook app and going back and forth between apps and next thing you know you’ve 10 apps open draining your battery, you’re looking at your newsfeed on top of the app you are already viewing.

Metal alternative to facebook appMetal is fluid and quick an just as easy to use as the Facebook app, if not easier and quicker. If you click into a link or a blog, it’s brings you to full screen just like it would if you opened it on the normal Facebook app. You can also go into the app as itself and scroll through it on the whole screen just like the normal Facebook app. It’s also compatible with Twitter so you can now save memory too as the  two social networks work from the one app. Facebook is about 39MB, Twitter about 30MB, Metal is 3MB. That’s 69MB worth of apps condensed into 3MB, just 5% of the memory with all the functionality.

There are a couple of drawbacks, such as the messenger app being a little lighter with gifs, recordings, or the specialised emojis being limited to the full Facebook app. You have basically two choices, sacrifice your GIFs, or sacrifice your battery and smart phone performance. As Metal improves your battery by 20%, makes your phone 15% quicker and uses 95% less memory, this should be an easy choice. This app pretty much solves most of our issues we have with our expensive smartphones, if you’re not willing to give it a try, then there’s not much more that can be done to save your poor phone’s battery from an early death.

Download Metal now for Android.

Will 2016 bear Oscar success for DiCaprio

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Men want to be him while women want to be with him. It’s safe to say that Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the biggest movies stars in the world. Actually, scratch that, DiCaprio is one of the world’s biggest stars in general. From his movie roles to charity appearances, DiCaprio is perhaps the most charismatic and recognisable people in the world today and will likely be the actor whose work we recant to our grandchildren as the example that makes all other acting standards look poor. The question everyone is asking today is, “will 2016 bear Oscar success for DiCaprio?”

The short answer is yes.

DiCaprio has been in some great movies over the years, some of which are my favourites; Titanic, Catch Me If You Can and The Great Gatsby, so why hasn’t he been recognised for his brilliance? There’s really no easy answer. I’m not here to tell you about a conspiracy against Leo because I don’t think there is one. He’s just been unlucky. And surprisingly he’s only been nominated 5 times. Four times for best actor in a leading role for The Aviator, Blood Diamond, The Wolf Of Wall Street and most recently, this year, The Revenant, where he once again finds himself as a favourite.

DiCaprio’s career to date

wolf of wall street gifIn 1993, DiCaprio was also nominated for Best Supporting Role in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape. Some may argue he should have won the Oscar for his outstanding performance in The Wolf Of Wall Street. He played the role with so much passion that in some of the speeches he made you could nearly count the hairs standing up on my arms as I watched. Playing the New York City accent to a tee, he lost out to Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club, who to be fair put up very strong competition.

Another film that he was nominated best actor for was Blood Diamond where he plays a South African in a war torn Sierra Leone in the 1990’s (again a role in which he plays an accent to a tee). Losing out to Forest Whitaker in The Last King Of Scotland, it would be seven years in until he was nominated again in the aforementioned Wolf Of Wall Street. If there is ever an actor you need to do an accent, Leo is your man. So is it time he gets recognised for his brilliance?

This year, we see Leo nominated for Best Actor in The Revenant.

Revenant: DiCaprio’s best role to date?

(Note, spoilers ahoy)

revenant dicaprioHe plays a frontiersman on a fur expedition who is attacked by a bear and left for dead by his colleagues after they realise it’s too difficult to take him with them. He survives the attack and decides to seek revenge on his former friends and hunt them down and kill them. During filming, there was little to no CGI used except for the bear attack. This was a decision taken on by Director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, who filmed mainly in harsh conditions in Canada for 9 months. The director was taken aback by how well Leo plays the role in such a way that the only real acting he does is the dialogue. In scenes where he is crawling in dirt, hopping into frozen rivers and eating raw bison liver, it was all real.

“I can name 30 or 40 sequences that were some of the most difficult things I’ve ever had to do” Leo says about playing the role. He went all out, no holds barred for this film. The original plan was to eat jelly shaped into a buffalo liver, but he says it did not look genuine and opted for the real thing. The only jelly he got was the membrane around the liver he says was the worst part of his meal. This is a prime example that shows us that actors…or at least some actors, don’t have it all that easy.

dicaprio eating buffalo
you don’t get to the top without eating some Buffalo

Some may like their cushy, handy gigs where they would never have to go through these sort of tests of will power, physical challenges and sanity, but if you want to have your legacy cemented in history forever, these are some sacrifices you have to make. And yet, a part of you thinks that Leo isn’t doing this for his legacy. He’s not doing it for an Oscar or fame or money, instead he’s doing it because he knows this is what us mere mortals pay our hard earned money to see, so he feels obliged to deliver it. And he does, time and time and time again. An Oscar would just be a nice perk.

His competition this year consists of Bryan Cranston for his role in ‘Trumbo’, Matt Damon in ‘The Martian’, Michael Fassbender in ‘Steve Jobs’ and Eddie Redmayne in ‘The Danish Girl’. Some tough competition, but none of these actors had to go through the physical torture Leo put himself through for his latest role.

So I don’t think I’m alone in asking the Academy – please just give him the god damn Oscar already!

A is for Alphabet…not Apple

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vwMinIt’s happening! The mighty have fallen. In the same we be brought you news of the impending battle between the Samsung Galaxy S7 and the iPhone 5SE, news has emerged that Apple have fallen behind Google’s Alphabet as the world’s most valuable company.

Google’s parent company pipped Apple to become the world’s most valuable company, ending a four year reign enjoyed by the California smartphone manufacturer. Alphabet’s shares rose 4.7% as consumers and the markets react. Currently, Google’s parent group are valued at $548 billion while Apple trail at a measly $534 billion (poor dears). While the gap between the two giants is currently rather small, Deutsche Bank expect this gap to increase during the coming years.

araIt would appear the sharp rise in share price comes as a direct result of increased transparency of the Alphabet business. Alphabet only came into being in August as an umbrella term for Google, YouTube, Android and other various projects including Project Ara, self-driviyng cars, bio-tech and high speed internet.

Even more interesting is the fact that Alphabet intends to continue heavy investment in future tech development. On Monday, investors were made privy to accounts showing  long term bets versus core business. The main business, such as YouTube and the likes, pushes out an astonishing $66.5 million profit a day (JAYSUS). What’s referred to as “other bets”, or fancy new shiny toys, lost around $3.6 billion, but a dip down the many couches of the Docklands offices will surely turn up most of this money. At least they are investing their money in improvements, rather than becoming Illuminati-esque, living by their mantra of “don’t be evil”.

Since 2012, Apple enjoyed the title of most valuable company largly due to the return of Steve Jobs in 1997 when the company was in near collapse. Apple still remain largely successful, but worrying times are afoot as demand for the iPhone has waned massively, and share prices showing up to a 20% drop. With no big blockbusters on the horizon but the iPhone 5SE, it’s possible Apple could be in trouble.

IFTTT Series: What is IFTTT and how to get started

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Have you ever found yourself thinking that all that smart technology in your life is a little stupid? Goos3D is on a crusade to make technology relevant in your life and we truly believe that IFTTT is the key to unlock that relevance. All you need is a desire to make things a little easier and a smartphone. Leave your questions in the comments below and let’s get started.

What does IFTTT stand for

IFTTT, which rhymes with gift, stands for “If This Then That”, and  does exactly what is says on the tin. If one thing happens, make something else happen.

What is IFTTT

In this diagram you’ll see that there is a trigger and an action. One way of using IFTTT is to makes things, like a message or tweet, happen on a certain date. In this case, the trigger is the date and the tweet is the action. By using IFTTT you can schedule a tweet to say “Happy St. Patrick’s Day” on March 17th every year. In fact, here is that very recipe.
IFTTT Recipe: St. Patrick's Day Annual Tweet connects date-time to twitter

What I want to happen now is for you to see the possibilities beyond saying Happy Paddy’s Day. Pop in your other half’s birthday or anniversary and set it to send a message with greetings; both romantic and avoiding fights thanks to technology. You could create a recipe on your child’s device that sends you a text message once they reach home. While IFTTT is in it’s infancy, there is a huge range of uses you’ll find for this free app, but you have to take the leap, get curious and give it a go.

Why should I use IFTTT?

We’ve hinted at some uses above, but what’s the benefit? Well as IFTTT say themselves, it’s all about putting the internet to work for you. Impressively, it works on both Android and iOS, with the former having a few extra options, and while most smart phones have some sort of back up functionality, what if you lose your phone and the battery is quickly depleting. Thanks to IFTTT, you can have your phone email you its location when the battery reaches 15%. Here’s the recipe you’ll need for that (currently limited to Android).

IFTTT Recipe: If your phone's battery is low send yourself an email connects android-battery to email

Not a penny to set this up, but it could save you a few shillings should your phone be left in the park or hairdressers.

What are the best IFTTT recipes?

Recipes refers to the gallery of already created scenarios that can trigger actions. There is a seemingly infinite number of combinations and uses for IFTTT, but we’ve picked out our top five useful recipes that you could get started with today – without spending a penny! Recipes you’ve seen so far, and these next five are known as IF recipes. We’ll be looking at DO recipes in a later article.

Mute your phone at work (or anywhere)

There is nothing worse than when you sneak into the office late, seeing there is a big update on or something and then in the franticness of it all, your phone starts to ring and the entire place stares at you. Well, worry no more. To safe yourself and workplace decorum, you can automatically silence your phone based on your location. These are both available on Android and iOS. You can also set your phone to unmute again when you get home.

IFTTT Recipe: Mute your phone when you arrive at work connects android-location to android-device
IFTTT Recipe: Mute phone at work connects ios-location to if-notifications

IFTTT Recipe: Share new links you post on Facebook to Twitter connects facebook to twitter

Do you have a Twitter account you never use? Having more than one social media platform can actually be tough work. You can set IFTTT to be your personal assistant, and push anything you post on Facebook to Twitter as well. This is a great recipe for both the average internet user and social media professionals.

Track your work hours with IFTTT

IFTTT Recipe: Track your work hours in Google Calendar connects ios-location to google-calendar

If you work in an area that requires you to clock in and out, chances are you keep your time fairly well. However, if you do not have one of these systems, you could be working much longer hours than you realise. If you combine IFTTT with Google Calendar, you can see for yourself just how many hours you are working every day. This recipe will log your comings and goings to a certain location into your calendar.

Send a text based on location

This one will help reduce your mammy’s blood pressure on those Sunday evenings. Have you ever driven to college after the weekend only to land in uni and be brought straight out for pints, completely forgetting to tell the mammy you’ve arrived safely even though it was that ham of a young lad driving you the back roads? You know yourself this is not that unlikely a scenario. Fear no more Irish mammy, location based text messages are a god send for situations just like this. Once you and your phone land back into a certain area, you can trigger a text message to a particular person stating you’ve arrived safely.

Do you have automatic gates that are activated by a call or SMS message? You got it, you can have those incredibly slow gates open by the time to get home. This is just as good if you are collecting the missus but she is never ready. Once you exit a certain area, you can automatically send a text message stating you’re on the way to pick her up.

Just don’t make the mistake I made. I set the location to trigger a message to the other half, but was caught sneaking off to the chipper on my lunch.

IFTTT Recipe: Send an 'I'm on my way!' text when you leave work connects android-location to android-sms

Updates on your favourite teams’s game by SMS

Picture this. You’re away in the sticks or abroad with no data connection, but you still want to receive notifications of the important stuff right? You can have IFTTT keep an eye on certain items when your away, falling back to good old SMS updates while you’re away from data connectivity. 

This particular example will use the ESPN sports channel to trigger in game updates to a selected mobile phone number via SMS. Another practical use for a similar situation is to send Twitter mentions to you via SMS, so on and so forth.

IFTTT Recipe: Liverpool SMS Game Updates connects espn to android-sms

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