Kong packs a punch
The Kong and the short of it

The bitch is back!
Ellen Ripley is not.
But not to worry. A whole new cast of characters is running away screaming bloody murder from our favourite HR Giger nightmare creation. Quite frankly, I’m fierce excited.
Fantastic tribute to Bill Paxton from @Jimllpaintit pic.twitter.com/8mRjFsjxgR
— Last Exit To Nowhere (@LASTEXITshirts) March 1, 2017
A few days on from the death of Bill Paxton, a new trailer for Alien: Covenant has dropped. The cast is made up of James Franco, Danny McBride (a minor worry for me), Michael Fassbender and Cathrine Waterston. They are set to, as the trailer suggests, find paradise through hell. A fitting epitaph for a crew in what is currently promising to be a Ridley Scott horror and gore fest.
Alien Covenant seems to be something to get excited for. The trailer shows a beautiful, Eden of a world. Mountains spring strong throughout the landscape as our team of hero’s, hopefully, lead by Waterson (keeping with The Alien series of strong female leads) stumbles upon a lush garden sown with wheat and barley. Boots crunch through mud, as one unwitting leader of the crew, crushes a small object releasing spores. Hopefully, this foreshadows some of the terror that we can expect later on in the film.
The film explaining humanity discovering signs of the xenomorphs has had its continuity brought into question by this new trailer. In the new trailer, as mentioned above, the world we are on is lush. The world of Prometheus is arid and dry, much like the planet from the original Alien film. Could Scott be bringing us further back? It seems highly unlikely, so could it be further into the future? Well, all these questions remain and will until the release on 18 May.
To be honest, what I’m really, madly, insanely, Hannibal Lectorly, excited by is one of the final frames of the trailer. Much like the final frames of Rogue One, we saw an iconic bad guy, doing what they do best. In this case? A pouncing Xenomorph.
Am I excited? You’re goddamn right. Catch the trailer below.
Wearables. Everyone is trying them, or at least talking about them. The biggest year for the market was 2016, with brands producing techy-fashionable wearables. The tech community teamed up with the fashion industry to create more stylish wearable tech. Fashionable wearables are tech accessories that can be worn as bracelets or watches, with a beautiful design.
These wearables, equipped with sensors and Bluetooth, let you connect to your smartphone to help you achieve your goals. From staying active, getting organised, tracking your sleep to paying your groceries.
I’ve summed up the top five trackers that can appeal both to tech snobs and fashion lovers.
Jawbone was fashion’s first popular wearable device. It even got affirmations from supermodels such as Karlie Kloss. The Jawbone UP4 took its style to simplicity and style of the UP3. The UP4 does all the typical things. You can connect to your smartphone and track your activities, calories, heartbeat and sleep. You can even use the UP4 for contactless payments.
The Misfit Shine 2 is quite unique as you can wear it with a Swarovski pendant as a necklace. This chic wearable is monitoring your fitness and sleep with one-touch operation. It’s basically one big button. What I love about this wearable is that is non-charging, replaceable batteries last up to six months. Better still, it’s quite posh looking when you wear it as a necklace.
Ringly is perhaps one of the most sophisticated tech rings on the market. The smart rings track your steps, distance covered and calories burned. You choose what notifications you want to receive from your apps. The ring then vibrates and lights up in matching colours. The rings are made of 18k gold and semi-precious stones. To survive your life, they’re resistant to water and 24-48 hours battery life.
The Bellabeat is another fashionable health tracker. The big difference is the fact it’s really designed for women. Besides giving you information about all your daily activities, steps taken and calories burned the Leaf tracks also menstruation and ovulation. It even offers guided breathing exercises to reduce stress level. The design is quite lovely and it can be worn as bracelet, necklace or pin.
If you are stressing out just stop. The Sona bracelet can monitor your physical and mental stress level. This wearable tracks heart rate and assesses your active and passive activities. The design is elegant, with leather and gold, making it perfect for a fancy piece of jewellery.
If you want to get in better shape, get better sleep or just relieve stress while staying fabulous just give them a try. All of them are nearly around 150 euros and they are definitely beautiful pieces of jewellery. Jewellery that comes with great benefits.
Who is it for? The analyst.
As you can see, mine has given up on me.
MyFitnessPal may be one of the most recognised and widely used fitness apps for getting in shape. The iOS app provides all the tracking functions for logging your food and exercise. It gives you full mobile access to your online account. The app synchronises all updates with the website and vice versa. Additionally, it has the handy feature of displaying the nutritional information of almost all food …ever. A useful tool on the go or even for planning your weekly shop.
The upside: Chock full of features and information. This is the ultimate resource when dieting.
The downside: The Android version is split between several apps when it could all be covered in one.
Who is it for? Quick fixers.
The beauty of the 30 day fit challenge is that it appeals to those of us who need something to aim for. We’ve all been there, you’re going to Portugal in a month but you’ve spent the last four days on the sesh, eating three Supermacs a day. That’s where this app comes in. Giving you 30 days to complete a goal provides some structure, making this a great app for getting in shape.
Furthermore, it holds an accountability that doesn’t so much motivate as it does guilt you into a healthier lifestyle. Nevertheless, anything that results in a healthier you is worth checking out.
The upside: With 3 levels beginner, intermediate and pro there is something for every fitness level. The app actually ended up winning several awards last year including best self-improvement app on Google play.
The downside: Hard to find one. It works really well. There is, however, no step counter.
Who is it for? Walking dead enthusiasts.
Not enough apps both help you get in shape and prepare you for the apocalypse. “Zombies, Run!” however accomplishes both of those feats in spectacular fashion. Plug in your headphones. Pick your track. Do some stretches. Now prepare to flee from the undead. This app accomplishes the goal of getting fit in an easy and fun way that allows some fantasy indulgence along the way.
The upside: A novel and fun way to stay in shape.
The downside: Lacks many of the features of other fitness apps.
Who is it for? The techie.
A widely popular app designed to be coupled with the wearable Fitbit device. This is for those of us who care about our technology just as much as health and fitness. The Fitbit connects to the app to allow one to track their daily fitness goals, keep a log of workouts and meals, have some friendly competition with friends and keep tabs on important vitals such as your heart rate.
The upside: It does everything it says on the tin. One of the most reliable and accurate apps. It also has rather interesting plans and goals to appeal to all fitness levels.
The downside: Obviously it only works fully with Fitbit products. Some users have reported trouble when syncing information to their smartphones.
Who is it for? The bro’s who lift.
This app from bodybuilding.com is geared towards the serious gym goers. Those guys and girls who have muscles in places where I don’t even have places. The app is hugely popular in the bodybuilding community and hence, aims to provide a serious weight lifting regiment aimed at building skin stretching guns.
The upside: Experts have “scienced” the hell of this thing, so it can definitely benefit those who have the time and dedication for such a programme.
The downside: Due to the required experience its not for everyone. With no previous experience, it would be advisable to start with something lighter and build up to this gargantuan undertaking.
Who is it for? Those looking to be the next Conor McGregor or Ronda Rousey.
This app is tailor-made for the growing number of UFC fanatics across the nation. Georges St. Pierre teaches you his own MMA inspired workouts. It provides an alternative to the humdrum of basic exercise while also providing challenging and diverse workouts. All workouts have been made as accessible as possible using little to no equipment and mostly body-weight exercises. As a plus, these workouts evolve to suit your needs over time.
The upside: Perfect for those looking to train in MMA. What’s more, it’s great for those who just want to experience a different way to get in shape outside of a gym.
The downside: At €4.99 with various in-app purchases required to get the full benefit, it’s a little bit more pricey than the rest.
Think you’ve overdone the working out a bit? Well, technology can help there too. There has been an increase in video GP consultations over the past year. That means you don’t even have to go to the doctor’s office for a lot of things. Instead, you can have a chat with a GP using nothing more than your smartphone. The Apple Watch has even been used as part of a study to reduce the risk of heart attacks. What a time to be alive.
So, what fitness apps are you using? Let us know in the comments below.
Has anyone in Ireland not had the Nokia 3310? I only have to think back to last year when I gave up my S7 Edge for the trusty Nokia. Naturally, I got more than a little bit excited when I heard about a potential Nokia 3310 relaunch. So, what’s it all about? When is the Irish release date and how much will it cost? Wouldn’t you know, we have all that.
At Mobile World Congress 2017, Nokia took to the stage. They announced several impressive Android smartphones and just before wrapping up they confirmed the Nokia 3310 relaunch. Generally accepted to be the greatest phone of all time, most have fond memories of the near indestructible 3310. We got a pretty brief introduction, but here’s what we know.
Call me a purist, but the only thing Nokia could have gotten away with was calling this a Nokia 3310i. Don’t get me wrong, this new phone is cute and simple, but it’s too far from the original. For starters, it’s got a colour screen. The display measures in at 2.4-inches corner to corner – a little larger than the original. It comes in a range of colours, but you’re stuck with the colours Nokia pick for you. Remember when phone shops were awash with custom Nokia Xpress-on covers? I guess it would have been a big stretch to bring back that kind of a market.
One of the biggest departures from the original is the fact you get a camera on the Nokia 3310. I’ve just had to say the Nokia 3310 comes with a camera – is nothing sacred? Well, how about being able to browse the internet on a Nokia 3310? It’s not a smartphone, but it does offer 2.5G connectivity. That’ll get you some pretty basic browsing privileges.
The final slap in the face is Snake. Oh sure, Snake is there alright but it’s an abomination.
I doubt it would survive the abuse the original could, but it does resemble a Nokia 3310. The button layouts are very similar and you’ll be able to text in your pocket with a trusty T9 dictionary. You can pop the back case off and remove the battery. When was the last time you took a battery out of a phone? When you’re there you can also pop in a micro SD card. That feels a little wrong.
The battery life is another echo from the past. If you’re hitting a festival, this is surely going to be in your pocket. You can chat on the new Nokia 3310 for up to 22 hours and have it on standby for up to a month.
Ok, so I may have been a little precious about my beloved Nokia 3310. There are some very worthwhile departures from the original. It charges with micro-USB, not the famed “Nokia skinny charger”. Imagine how pissed you’d be if you threw them all out to realise they’re worth something. The new Nokia 3310 is arguably more convenient than an iPhone 7. Well, that’s a stretch, but it does have a 3.5mm headphone socket.
Nokia suggested that their new phones will launch globally in Q2 of 2017. Unfortunately, we don’t have an exact date. We will update this post and announce on Facebook when we know more.
We do know you can expect to pay €49 for this festival burner phone. You will likely be able to buy this everywhere, literally. Like phone shops, Argos, Tescos, Supermacs, bloody everywhere.
Am I excited about the relaunch? Not really. Maybe I’m biased because I have a working original Nokia 3310. I just can’t imagine a car rolling over this new version ending the same as the original.
Update: This article was created and updated in the lead up to the launch of the Samsung Galaxy S8. Feel free to read through it to see how much we got right and wrong. For up to date information on Samsung’s latest flagship smartphone, visit our new post.
Smartphone silly season has officially kicked off with HTC making some announcements. Traditionally, it’s Samsung and Apple that really grab your attention every year. Samsung made a hames of the Note7 last year, so now it’s make or break time. So, while nothing is official just yet, here’s everything we know about the Samsung Galaxy S8 so far.
The Note7 debacle left some believing we would get an earlier Galaxy S8 launch this year. Thankfully, Samsung does not believe that rushing a smartphone launch is a good idea. After a worldwide recall of the Note7, the South Korean phone manufacturer will be sticking to the annual launch plan for their 2017 flagship. Samsung annually makes their big announcement at Mobile World Congress (MWC) in Barcelona. This year, MWC will take place between 27 February and 2 March. You should be able to buy the Samsung Galaxy S8 should soon after. However, some reports do suggest an April launch.
Well, the biggest talking point is Samsung itself. Despite launching the Galaxy S7 and S7 Edge, two fantastic phones, all everyone remembers is the Note7. The Note7 was a brand disaster. Airports still have warnings in place to remind customers they cannot fly with a Note7. This simply means the Samsung Galaxy S8 has to be both a cracking phone, but also non-explosive. It’s weird that you have to spell that out these days.
Some early reports suggested Samsung would follow Apple and remove support for 3.5mm headphone jacks. If you are wondering what that is, it’s every (may be exaggerated) single headphone connection in the world, ever. HTC have even followed the madness, moving towards wireless and USB-C based headphones. Well, the dust is settling a little, and it would appear that Samsung will not ditch 3.5mm headphone jacks just yet. This is a decidedly good move considering how many people they pissed off last year.
With that said, Samsung is perhaps the best-positioned smartphone manufacturer to rid phones of the 3.5mm connection. Samsung is the most prominent smartphone on the market to utilise wireless charging. This means you can charge wirelessly while listening through the USB-C port. Though, that might sound a little dangerous actually.
Yes, apparently Samsung are going for on-screen buttons. This feels like one of those rumours that we’ll look back at in a few months and laugh. Still, leaks have emerged on Twitter showing screen potential screen protectors for the next Samsung flagship. The tweeter initially said these were screens before correcting himself, leaving a few questions marks around the images.
Według mojego dostawcy szkieł S8 nie będzie miał wersji flat O.o Ma być S8 i S8 Plus. Do tej pory się nie mylił… pic.twitter.com/sExMoISPY4
— DforDesign (@dfordesign) January 16, 2017
Should these be actual manufacturer specifications emerging early, Samsung will be removing the home button. Judging by the sensor spaces at the top, they will also be most likely adding a retina scanner which was supposed to accompany the doomed Note7.
It’s hard to imagine Samsung opting for just one variant of their flagship this year. That means we’re likely to see the Samsung Galaxy S8 launch alongside an Edge version of the same. The Galaxy S7 Edge has been my own phone of choice for the past year and I love it. But only when you put it alongside the Galaxy S7 do you realise just how much bigger it is. It’s big enough to massively affect how much people like the phone.
As there is every year, we’ve seen several purported leaks of what the Galaxy S8 will look like. The most interesting one to emerge yet is from Samsung themselves. A detailed phone render appeared while promoting their latest AMOLED display.
Now, of course, you could argue this is a very unlikely source for a leak. Also, could you even call it a leak if it’s Samsung themselves? Either way, the detail of the mocked-up phone would point to this being a possible Galaxy S8 design. If you look closely at the phone in the video, you’ll see proximity sensors and antenna lines. That’s fierce detail for a simple mockup.
Should this be true, Samsung is removing physical navigation buttons. For this reason, we just hope it’s just a generic mockup.
Samsung bailed on announcing the Samsung Galaxy S8 at Mobile World Congress. They’ve opted for taking extra time for more safety tests, even running ads promoting the process. They did take their chance at MWC 2017 to drop a few hints about the Galaxy S8. We now know that 29 March is the annual Unpacked event where we’ll finally meet Samsung’s new flagship smartphone. There was little else hinted at, but Samsung did have a 30-second “This is a phone” teaser video.
These teasers give away quite a bit sometimes. Big companies just can’t help themselves from giving something away. This teaser hints at the progression of Samsung flagship phones throughout the years. Predominant the whole way through is the home button.
Earlier rumours that Samsung would depart from the home button would appear accurate
Earlier rumours that Samsung would depart from the home button would appear accurate. The final screen of the video shows what we can only presume is the shape of the new Samsung Galaxy S8. Missing from the last screen is, of course, the home button.
Another subtle tip comes in the lack of a bezel. Last year, Samsung also had a bezel free phone in the shape of the Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge. Surely Samsung don’t plan to make the Edge their standard model, do they?
All will be revealed soon enough.
Goos3D was started back when I worked in a phone shop. I still remember the days you’d customers bringing in bloody BlackBerrys. What an almighty pain in the arse they were. See, if you were changing a setting and had to reboot, half your day was gone waiting on the thing to restart. With that said, I’m actually rather excited about the new BlackBerry KEYone. Here’s what we know about it and how you can pick up this BlackBerry if you’re living in Ireland.
For a start, the BlackBerry KEYone is a little bit more fun to write about than other phones. It’s actually got some unique features. Gone is the old school BlackBerry operating system. In its place is an Android system. You see, the “we’re too proud for Android” thing is long gone since TCL took over. Far more importantly, the distinctive physical QWERTY keyboard BlackBerry was famous for remains.
Actually, the keyboard is extremely smart. The space bar doubles as a trackpad and each button can be programmed. So you could long-press “n” for Nexar. Predictive text looks very impressive too. You swipe up on the space bar to fire words to the screen.
The KEYone is clearly still aimed at the professional market. The aluminium body looks gorgeous and compliments the classic leather style back. But professional also means performance.
In terms of specs, the BlackBerry KEYone is up there with other flagships. Sure, it’s aimed at business types, but even suits like selfies these days.
That’s why the KEYone is packing an 8MP selfie camera and a 12MP primary rear camera. Battery-wise BlackBerry has packed in 3,505 mAh which should last you at least two days use. By the way, to charge, you’ll need your USB-C accessories.
Owing to the physical buttons, the screen is a little smaller than other phones on the market – measuring 4.5 inches. Some of the other specs include 3GB of RAM and 32GB of storage. You can expand storage to an incredible 2TB with a microSD card. You also get a Qualcomm Snapdragon 625 processor. That’s plenty of bang for your buck.
The reason the KEYone is so exciting is because it’s so different. It’s got that QWERTY keyboard for a start – packed full of features. You also get BlackBerry Hub which is an extremely smart piece of kit. BlackBerry Hub consolidates all your messaging apps into one handy place. You can download BlackBerry Hub and try it out on any smartphone.
Then there’s the classic BlackBerry security factor. There’s a good reason why all Presidents of the United States use BlackBerry. Well, at least until the current President who opts for a bloody Samsung Galaxy S4. We won’t go into the security details, but it’s an extremely secure smartphone powered by DTEK.
This is where things get a little complicated. The BlackBerry KEYone is unlikely to be available through any of Ireland’s networks. Chances are, you’ll have to buy this in the UK and ship it over to Ireland using a service like Parcel Motel. We’ve run through how to do this for the Google Pixel and will update this article once retailers are confirmed.
Alas, Project Ara has died. A personal favourite, Project Ara began as a Kickstarter project. The design screamed Lego and the idea was sensible and downright sexy. Eyeing the potential, Google bought it and over the past few years they had been working on the idea. As we head towards MWC 2017, we look at the biggest let down of 2016 (after the Note7 perhaps).
“Reality TV” has finally found its way onto Netflix Ireland. We’ve binged on Ultimate Beastmaster in the interest of science.
Ultimate Beastmaster is an obstacle course based show produced by Sylvester Stallone. In each episode, 12 Beastmasters from the US, Brazil, Mexico, Germany, Japan and South Korea take on the Beast. The Beast is made up of four levels where each Beastmaster must score points to work their way up the leader board. It’s kind of like Takeshi’s Castle, but not as entertaining. Or maybe Ninja Warrior, but not as exciting.
The show is actually quite entertaining. The winner from each episode goes forward to the Ultimate Beastmaster final. The problem is that everything gets a little repetitive. Every now and then the first obstacle is swapped out or a chain is replaced with a rope.
Simply put, if you binge on this show in one go, you’ll be bored very quickly. Instead of being ten episodes, it could easily have been two. The challenges just don’t change enough.
But, don’t let me take away from the show. It’s very exciting to watch in bits. You’ll fall in love with the South Koreans too, mainly because of the presenters.
As the show pits several nations against each other, each is represented by two presenters. The presenters are a saving grace of the show. Most notable is a surprisingly timid Terry Crews who isn’t really is usual banter self. Plus his repetitive chanting of U-S-A will drive you insane. I’m trying really hard to protect my positive feelings toward Crews. Other presenters include former UFC champion Anderson Silva, but it’s not the well-known names you should focus on. The South-Koreans are amazing.
The South-Koreans are amazing. Their reactions to the South Korean Beastmasters efforts are worth the admission fee on its own.
It’s decent. Honestly, don’t try and binge-watch the whole thing. You’ll hate your beloved Terry Crews. You’ll wonder why Sylvester Stallone was allowed make money on this idea. It’s obviously a cash spinner. It’s a grand show to pop in and out of but that’s about it. If you’re looking for something to really sink your teeth into, try White Rabbit Project, Chef’s Table or Abstract.