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South Park Rips Into Amazon Echo, Google Assistant, Siri…

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I recently wrote about how talking to devices wasn’t going to be weird for much longer. Well, South Park just took the piss out of smart assistants, from Amazon’s Alexa powered Echo to Google’s Home. Once South Park is ripping you out of it, your time for the big leagues has come. The age of voice search is here.

Alexa, What Happened in South Park?

South Park Season 21 returned in a typically South Park fashion. The creators took on tiki torch wielding racists in America and every smart assistant under the sun. How could they possibly link these two items…

they took our jobs gif

Yup, sure enough, red necks of the south don’t appreciate all these fancy smart devices coming in and taking everyone’s jobs.

Ok, Google: Why is that So Funny?

The real laughs come about because Cartman and his friends love nothing more than making their Amazon Echo say loads of rude bits and pieces. There was no avoiding it…

Indeed, my Echo Dot kicked off almost immediately following the commands of the South Park characters. It set alarms, said good night, added undesirables to my shopping list among other things.

There were some other funny bits, but I’ll leave them for when you watch the show itself.

You can catch the episode in full on Comedy Central, Friday 15 September.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEeFFe9Vjs0

 

 

Grazie Mille Duolingo: Student Earns an A in Italian But Never Went to Class

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Through Junior Cert, Leaving Cert, College and night school, I’ve tried to master the German language. Now that you know that much, you’ll understand how incredibly jealous I am writing about this. Eimear Kennedy, a 15-year-old Junior Cert student from Clare, just got an A in Italian without attending a single class.

A Junior Cert student from Clare got an A in Italian without attending a single class

Duolingo Actually Works If You Stick At It

Eimear went on a trip to Rome last year and fell in love with the Italian language. Rather than start taking the traditional route and taking it as a class, Eimear downloaded Duolingo. Using this free language tutoring app, she picked up the basics, enough to start practising with some Italian exchange students that she befriended. Right now, I just want to finish this article up, download Duolingo and give it another try. I’ve given up so many times, doubting that you can even learn a language through a free app. Eimear has proved you need to stick at it to success, but also that some additional creativity can help too.

Support Your Duolingo Education With YouTube

Eimear tapped into the secret of Duolingo success. While the app is great and turns language learning into a game, to really succeed you need culture immersion. The exchange students provided a great place to practice her Italian, but she hacked access to even more culture through YouTube. You know those clips that you waste evenings watching on YouTube? Well, Eimear was doing the same, but she was watching them in Italian. From there, she graduated up to Italian TV shows and pop music.

Reaping the Rewards

Ok, so full disclosure. Eimear is obviously a pretty smart teenager. Overall, she landed 11 As in her Junior Cert. One of which was her self-taught Italian. Honestly, she didn’t have one lesson with a teacher; it’s not even on her school’s list of taught languages. All of this using nothing more than free tools you can get, right now.

Go on, give Duolingo a lash. You can even learn Irish through the app.

 

PES 2018: The total football review

In football we love a good ole rivalry. United V City, Madrid V Barca, Celtic V Rangers and of course FIFA v PES. The most divisive and highly contested battle any game console has ever witnessed returns again this year with the release of Konami’s PES 2018 title. Now while I am a self confessed FIFA 2018 man myself, it would have been rude not to give the underdog a run out to see what it’s all about.

Nice little trailer to be fair, and it is clear to see that PES 2018 have got a deal going with Barcelona. They are one of a few clubs who have their real players, stadium and name actually being used, at this rate we might have the full catalogue of panels by 2082.

In the eyes of the most hardened fans the great thing about PES is the fact that first and foremost it is a football game, without the glitz and glamour of it’s rivals. In fact to many PES 2016 has been heralded as the best footy game ever made. The game play, opposition AI and general mechanics took the title to another level. Something which Konami have remembered this year. Forget the showboating, the authentic jerseys and everything that FIFA holds of PES 2018 because at the most basic level one of these is a true thoroughbred of a football game. Hint: it’s not FIFA, PES 2018 gets right to the nuts and bolts of everything that happens on the pitch and it delivers this in spades.

True to Life Gameplay

Where PES 2018 excels is on the pitch. Each game is different, the tactics and varied playing styles are clear to see. Each big name footballer is modeled on the real life player, meaning guys like Ibra or Lukaka are powerful monsters who can bully any defender. Take players like Hazard or Neymar and you have a completely different experience, the way the player can control the all with sharp movements is incredible and so realistic and I like it because the player then has to change their playing style according to the players at their disposal. Almost like real football.

Apart from individuals, teams approach games similar to their name sakes. Players can set up in the hyper pressing styles of Liverpool’s Klopp, a counter attacking style straight from the Mourinho handbook or even the hit and hope style of the Irish national team. It’s really cool and shows how far FIFA have to go despite this years improvements. Now as a guy who has a soft spot for Fulham I had a crack playing in the lower leagues and wow the difference between the top tiers players is clear. Try hitting that sweeping cross field 50 yard pass, I dare you. It won’t work so I had to find another way to play, this was a nice change of pace because it just feels real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih2J8Vbwi1A&lc=z22dip25dpikfb13gacdp431mxlde121iulzrtvbydxw03c010c

Of course there will always be one complaint. There is a monumental difference between forwards and defenders when it comes to their off the ball AI. ‘Keepers are a bit keen on the big save, rather than simply catching the ball. It can become a bit frustrating especially when defenders seem to slip out of position. I noticed forwards, wingers and marauding full-backs make exceptional runs to find space so when your defender won’t track the runner it means goals from crosses are a dime a dozen. Small complaint with a simple solution, keep possession.

While the game play is second to none, we all know PES has plenty of problems and they pop up again in this years version.

New year, same old problems

Usain bolt

Yup your’e seeing that right, Usain Bolt is in PES 2018. Why? who knows but my guess it’s to try add pzazz and hide the obvious downers. Which there are many!

With the rise of extra gaming modes in FIFA coupled with the amazing game play PES offers it is becoming increasingly difficult to overlook the major issues with the series. The game’s main single-player mode, Master League, has barely changed, save for a ‘Challenge’ mode that makes signing players for your team more difficult. Don’t get me wrong I’ve enjoyed building my teams up from scratch but it looses appeal quickly. While the PES 2018 competition to Ultimate Team is simply weak. Ok Konami wouldn’t have EA’s budget, that’s fair enough but come on I’m not paying €70 quid for a game to be bored in a week.

Don’t get me startedd with the commentary, wow just wow. Has the line ‘too much flesh and blood’ ever been said in a real foot game? No, so give me something a bit more real and substantial rather than attempting to create nonsense cliche’s. Honestly I turned off the commentary after my third game and stuck on some tunes in it’s place.

Image result for pes 2018 vs fifa 2018 graphics

While again the game play is outstanding, player graphics are not great in comparison to FIFA. Licence agreements are all over the place and the menus come across as clunky. Sadly Konami have had to really on fan made customisation for players to update kits, I mean I get it competing with EA financially is not going to happen but surely if the players can develop realistic kits then so can the developers. Fingers out lads, it’s lazy and I ain’t buying it.

The Verdict

This one is tricky, off the field PES 2018 is actually a steaming pile of horse shit. In the nicest possible sense. The menus are just shockingly difficult to navigate, online modes and general server issues are just not up to scratch, poor graphics in comparison to the competition, idiotic commentary and just all around lacking in general presentation. Despite the PES community smashing it when it comes to recreating unlicensed kits for use.

However with that being said, when you look beyond all that and get onto the game PES 2018 is unreal. There’s just something about the players’ movement and the kinds of arcs the ball makes in the air that’s just so pleasant to control–every pass, header, and shot just feels right. Unlike FIFA where we all see mental goals and severe unrealistic game play at times, PES never has this problem. The tactical set up is something I really enjoyed as this is a pet peeve of mine in other titles it’s the closest feeling you’ll get to being out there scoring yourself.

Soooooooo ya great game of football but all the side stuff and attention to the small details that make up the game are sadly lacking. While hipsters who like to consider themselves sporting purists will continue to support PES the rest of us will keep sitting happy with FIFA. If the closest i’m going to get to playing in the Premier League is through a console I dam well want it to look and feel the part, surely that’s not too much to ask?

 

star rating 3.5
While the gameplay is unrivalled, the lack of licencing cheapens the game slightly. Below par graphics and substandard commentary means PES 2018 will remain in FIFA’s shadow a while longer.

Where and When You Can Buy the Apple iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus in Ireland

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For the first time, Apple held a keynote in the Steve Jobs theatre and to be fair, the event didn’t disappoint. Here’s everything that Tim Cook and his team announced today at the most watched consumer technology keynote on the calendar. Meet the iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus:

Apple iPhone 8

Skipping the next model in the logical sequence, the main announcement from the Steve Jobs Theatre was the Apple iPhone 8. Physically, the iPhone 8 is not a dramatic departure its predecessor, the iPhone 7. Day to day usage is also unlikely to leave iPhone users’ jaws on the ground. Even so, there are some great unique features that appear on this next generation iPhone.

Augmented Reality

Ok, so I’m starting with the party piece. The iPhone 8 is the first smartphone to ship with augmented reality in mind. Augmented reality (AR) involves overlaying computer generated images over real world images viewed through your camera.

We could, and will, dedicate a full article to the uses of AR and how Apple going big on AR means this is a very big deal now. For now, you just needed to know it’s very cool indeed.

Wireless Charging

While some first reacted to the glass back of the iPhone 8 with horror at how easy it would be to break, others knew this meant wireless charging was on the way. Powered by Qi, the world standard in wireless charging, you can now simply rest your iPhone 8 on a charging pad to replenish the battery. Years ago, people laughed when Nokia tried out wireless charging, but just a few year later it’s becoming the standard.

Maybe Apple will say goodbye to ports altogether next?

A11 Bionic Chip

Yes, that is indeed the coolest name for a processor ever. While there are camera improvements and the likes, you’d expect that. The iPhone 8 will take slightly better pictures than previous models. Standard. This processor on the other hand powers the iPhone 8 to do great things like the AR we already mentioned.

This improved processor will also bring slightly increased battery life too.

Apple iPhone 8 Plus

The iPhone 8 Plus comes with all that good stuff you find in the iPhone 8, but with the extra real estate to enjoy it. Instead of the 4.7-inch screen seen on the iPhone 8, the iPhone 8 Plus boasts a 5.5-inch screen. Of course, there is more to it than that.

The iPhone 8 Plus also has dual camera lenses, giving you some more style options when you shoot. Included with this upgrade is the ability to unlock Apple’s Portrait Mode and Portrait Lighting.

Apple iPhone X

In typical Apple style, there was still more to come. It’s appropriate at this point to highlight Jon’s stunning predictions back in February. When he went full foaming at the mouth in Goos3DTower and started spluttering out iPhone related gibberish, little did we know he was having a full on premonition. Just check out his predictions.

Of Jon’s predictions, one of the most exciting was the possibility of an iPhone X, so when Tim Cook brought up this slide, we knew what was happening:

The iPhone X is, again, a little bit bigger than the iPhone 8 Plus, with a 5.8-inch screen. This screen looks like it was poured onto the front of the iPhone X and surpasses the closest thing we’ve ever seen like this; the LG G6.

Apple also jammed in some extra tech which unlocks your phone by recognising your face. This was needed as the iPhone X’s screen means there’s no home button. To manage with facial recognition, additional sensors a dot projector and high-quality front facing cameras were needed:

With all that front-facing magic, Apple decided to use that power for good and created Animojis. Yeah, you can now chat to people using your own expressions projected onto an emoji. I hear what you’re asking yourself right now and the answer is yes:

When will the Apple iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus and iPhone X Launch in Ireland?

The iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus is available for pre-order from 15 September. Irish networks will be under embargo until that date which is why you’re not seeing much from them at the moment. You’ll then be able to buy the iPhone 8 and iPhone 8 Plus from the 22 September.

The iPhone X won’t be available until 3 November with pre-order opening on 27 October.

How Much Will the Apple iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus and iPhone X Cost in Ireland?

We’re waiting for confirmation of Irish network pricing. If you want to order direct from Apple, you’ll get the iPhone 8 for €829 and the iPhone 8 Plus for €939.

The iPhone X is going to be the most expensive smartphone on the market weighing in at €1179 direct from Apple.

Over the next few days, we’ll have members of team Goos3D looking at why Apple killed it with this launch and why they are lagging behind. Sign up to the Goos3DLetter below if you want to hear all about it.

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You can still read through our live coverage of the main 2017 Apple Event:

 

Supermac’s, Google and All Ireland Sunday: People Go Mad for Snackboxes

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Did you feel it? During the All Ireland Final and the homecoming celebrations? You must have, surely? It’s that uncontrollable urge to go a Smokey Bacon Burger and maybe even a cheeky muffin and ice-cream from Supermac’s. That, my friends, is the power of sports sponsorship.

People Went Mad Searching for Supermac’s

We took our time in looking at this because Google’s data takes a few days to settle. Unlike the Galwegian population the data has settled and now we can finally dive into the psyche of Ireland on one of the biggest sporting dates on the calendar.

Using Google Trends, we looked at both average search volume and day-by-day search volume for the term “Supermac’s” during the weeks build up to the All Ireland Final. After a quick bit of research on the GAA website for key match dates, it became fairly clear that when Galway play matches, interest in Supermac’s increased.

Here are the key dates to check out on that graph:
  • 3 September – All Ireland Hurling Final
  • 6 August – All Ireland Hurling Semi-final
  • 2 July – Leinster Hurling Final
  • 18 June – Leinster Hurling Semi-final

These key days on the hurling calendar saw the greatest volume of searches for Supermac’s as the Galway jersey reminded people how much they wanted a Smokey Bacon Burger. I know for a fact that I was one of those people.

All Ireland Sunday saw demand for Supermac’s grow 104% above average. This was followed by the Leinster Semi-final with a demand 92% above the norm. Both the Leinster Final and All Ireland Semi-final rounded off the top three, both drawing an 84% increase in interest for Supermac’s.

Supermac’s Took Over Social Media

Not only were people Googling Supermac’s like crazy, they were tweeting and hashtagging it up too. The western fast food chain topped out at fourth spot of All Ireland Sunday Twitter trends:

And people were genuinely concerned for the staff in Eyre Square:

Apparently, they ran out of chicken at one stage but there are no tweets to support that. Nobody was in a fit state sure.

That’s the stunning impact GAA advertising can have on the people of Ireland. Now, go get yourself a Smokey Bacon Burger. You know they deliver right?

 

 

 

InvizBox 2: Democratising Online Privacy for Everyone

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Back in February, we reviewed one of our favorite gadgets; the InvizBox Go. This little black box makes browsing the internet on open WiFi connections much safer. Just a few months ago, we said the InvizBox Go was bringing online privacy to the masses. Simply put, no other device on the market was making online security so easy.

As simple as the InvizBox Go was, you would still need a small bit of technical know-how to run the device. Unfortunately, that’ll always be a side product maintaining online privacy, right?

The Democratisation of Online Privacy

Online privacy is a bit like an intermittent toothache. Thinking about it makes you sweat but you have an amazing ability to tune it out too. TV shows like Black Mirror and Mr.Robot are making people more aware of online privacy, making them less likely to tune out their online anxieties. Instead, people are looking for solutions they understand and this is where the next InvizBox project will excel. In simplifying online privacy, InvizBox is democratising online security for everyone.

InvizBox 2

InvizBox 2: Democratising Online Privacy for Everyone

The InvizBox Go, designed to be a mobile device, requires a certain level of setup; connect to box, connect the box to WiFi and make sure everything is set correctly. It’s incredibly simple, relative to the amount of privacy that offers.

The InvizBox 2, designed for use in the home, is plug and play. Yes, the most beautiful words in the techie’s language; plug and play. Pop an internet cable from your modem into the back of the device along with a power cable and the InvizBox 2 is up and running. All the privacy settings are already preloaded in the box itself, meaning as soon as it’s up and running, you’re protected.

What Does InvizBox 2 Do?

What you do online is nearly always being tracked. For example, while it’s anonymous, we track how long you read this page so we know how good our content is. While harmless, you should have the right to opt out and that’s what InvizBox 2 offers. InvizBox describes using their product as being along the same lines as putting mail into an envelope. It’s all about blocking prying eyes.

With all of the privacy features, InvizBox 2 also includes DNS based ad blocking. That’s a really fancy name for reducing the number of ads you see online without having to install anything in your internet browser. Think of it being like pausing a show in Sky and then later, remembering you can fast forward the ads.

Why Get the InvizBox 2

The Dublin-based startup has made waves in the online community with their easy to use security devices. Right now, the team are finalists in the Mobile World Congress 4FYN in San Francisco and were recently chosen as one of thirty finalists in Google’s Adopt a Startup. These are ringing endorsements for a young company creating gadgets that will be in every home within a few years.

We’re not just saying these because we’re on a big fire safety buzz lately, but online privacy devices will become as commonplace as smoke alarms. Putting off learning how to secure your internet connection at home was, to a certain extent, understandable until now. The InvizBox 2 makes securing your home internet connection so simple, there are no more excuses.

How to Get the InvizBox 2

InvizBox has just launched their latest crowdfunding campaign to get this product off the ground. This will be their third campaign after successfully crowdfunding the first InvizBox and the InvizBox Go. You can back the Invizbox 2 on Kickstarter now.

Fleet: The new way to rent a car in Ireland or make money on your second car

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That title is probably the most first-world problem ever, right? So many cars, you don’t know what to do with them. Still, there are plenty of people out there who might be availing of public transport for their commute which leaves their car sitting in the driveway. How we book accommodation has changed completely because of AirBnB. How you rent a car in Ireland is set to change too thanks to Fleet.

What is Fleet?

First of all, Fleet is Irish. Yay! Another cracking Irish app with the potential to take on the world. Fleet is a peer-to-peer car rental app that lets you rent a car from a stranger. The idea came about when the app’s creators grew frustrated with the amount of paperwork involved in car rentals.

frustrated with the amount of paperwork involved in car rentals

So the next time you think, ‘why can’t there be an AirBnB for anything’, how bout you go make it happen?

How does Fleet work?

The process is really simple whether you’re looking for a car or renting yours out.

Looking for a car to rent

If you’re looking for a set of wheels, it’s fairly straight forward:

  1. Download the app and set up your Fleet account
  2. Pick out a car
  3. Meet the owner

Make some money from renting your car out

  1. Download the Fleet app and set up an account
  2. List your car
  3. Receive bookings and meet the drivers

What’s the catch?

There’s no real catch. Like everything these days, it easier to do a lot of things because of disruptive tech like Fleet. There are some rules though, which are mainly for people renting their car out:

  • Car can’t be older than 13 years old
  • Motorbikes are not allowed
  • Car must have a valid NCT
  • Use checklists whether renting or renting out a car

It all sounds like an insurance nightmare

Of course it does, which is why Fleet sorted that out. Their insurance supersedes the private insurance policy of the car owner. Drivers will pay an insurance premium when renting a car through the app. Drivers of rented cars are also responsible for all parking, toll and speeds costs incurred during the rental.

The verdict

If you’re looking to rent a car in Ireland, there are now loads of options you can pick over the likes of traditional providers. Fleet is one of the best options out there and they’ve covered of key concerns like insurance. It’s still early days for the app, but once the database of cars up for rent grows, this should take off.

Download the app for free and see what motors are in your area.

 

How to Get a Google Home in Ireland

Update: While much of this is still true, you can now buy a Google Home or Home Mini directly from Google or many Irish retailers as it’s officially on sale here now. Here’s the latest news on how to get a Google Home in Ireland.

Ireland is great for many reasons. We’re great craic in big tournaments, we’re on our own island and generally speaking, we’re liked in other countries. One downside to Ireland is how long it takes Irish retailers to stock the latest tech. We’ve already looked at how to get smuggle an Echo Dot into the country, but now we check out how to get a Google Home in Ireland.

What is Google Home?

Google Home is a smart speaker built by powered by Google’s smart assistant. You catch its attention by saying “Ok, Google…” and either issuing a command or asking a question. Google Home is somewhat similar to Amazon’s Echo and Echo Dot. The main difference is the Echo and Echo Dot being more Skill (read app) based than Google’s Home device.

The appeal of voice-controlled speakers has increased in recent years with a sharp increase in smart devices in the home. For example, with a Google Home, you can use your voice to turn up the temperature if you have a Nest heating system.

Where to Get a Google Home in Ireland?

As was the case with the Echo and Echo Dot, getting these voice-powered devices in Ireland can be quite a task. Unlike the Echo and Echo Dot, there are a few Irish retailers that have the Google Home, even though Google doesn’t officially support the device in Ireland yet.

Littlewoods Ireland

One of the top places to pick one up is Littlewoods Ireland. They’ve stepped up their smart home section in recent years and you can pick up a discounted Google Home from them for €140. Have a look around when you’re there as they now have some great smart home tech from smart plugs to smart bulbs.

Maplins

If for some reason, you need a Google Home in a hurry, Maplins is your best bet. While they’re far from nationwide, they do have a great selection of gadgets, so put aside an extra half an hour for browsing.

If you pop into one of Maplins’ Dublin, Limerick, Cork, Louth, or Galway stores, you can pick up Google’s smart assistant for €130.

Amazon.co.uk

While not always the case, Amazon.co.uk would work out to be the more expensive option to pick up a Google Home in Ireland. The exchange rate is up and down, but with Parcel Motel factored in the Google Home would likely set you back €150. If you’re shopping on Amazon though, why not give a Refurbished Echo a shot? As always, here’s our guide to shopping on Amazon.co.uk with Parcel Motel and how to use that ‘free UK delivery‘ trick.

In short, voice search is only going to get more important in Ireland. We’re slowly getting over our awkwardness of talking to gadgets. But as that rewards us with more and more convenience, people won’t be embarrassed for much longer.

Is KBC’s App the Easiest Way to Open Bank Account in Ireland?

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I’ve got a few bank accounts. There’s an Ulster Bank account I don’t use, a Permanent TSB account that I’ll be closing soon, my main account with Bank of Ireland and finally, an account with N26. Despite me having nearly every bank account in Ireland and one floating in the cloud, I don’t have access to Android Pay without using a service like Boon. Granted, Ulster Bank does offer it and that happens to be the account that I don’t use. Even so, many Irish banks are way behind in terms of technology.

KBC launched an app this week which promises fast and simple bank account creation. I put this claim to the test.

https://youtu.be/nx6Ixmo75CI

Snap, Snap, Tap, Tap, Boom?

KBC is currently recruiting new customers by promising to sidestep all those horrible banking processes that come with setting up an account. New customers can open a KBC Extra Account through the banks ‘revolutionary new app’ allowing you to set up a bank account without paperwork. You’ll even need to take a selfie and get them a fiver for your troubles.

Setting Up the Fastest Bank Account in Ireland

So, KBC had my attention and was about to get my business. I sat down to open an account in minutes and see if there’s substance to their claims.

Getting Started

Full disclosure time. I’ve worked in banking and telecoms, two paperwork heavy places to work. I was pretty well prepared which should speed up the process a wee bit. I had my driver’s license and a phone bill downloaded to my phone all ready to go. Turns out, you’ll need more than that, which seems excessive. Regardless, you’ll need two proofs of ID and two proofs of address.

Despite KBC’s promotional videos stating you’ll need either a passport or driver’s license, I needed both. Despite the same videos outlining a need for one proof of address, yup, I needed two. The only thing to note here is my onboarding to the new account wouldn’t go smoothly and I didn’t get to take a selfie. Sadface.

Downloading the App

Probably don’t have to highlight this part of the process, but because we’re pure sound, here are the links for both Android and iOS apps.

Starting the Process

This is the really fun part. You know when you’re usually talking to a pane of bullet-proof glass after queuing for hours in a bank? Well, the app starts chatting with you as if you’re texting a mate. This is how KBC get your personal details like name etc. It feels totally natural and really suits the mobile app. Good job KBC, I’m liking this.

SMS Verification

The last thing you enter in this ‘chat’ section, is your number. KBC ping you a text message with a unique number to place that phone with you. The message came through for me no problem. but something happened here which kicked me out of the app.

This is where the wheels started to come off the process. Something happened which kicked me out of the app. When I went back in, I had to start over. This created a duplicate application and locked me out of the app process. Crap.

Phonecall From KBC

Ok, it’s not all bad. KBC is on the phone and I’ve explained what happened. I’m offered the option of completing the process on the phone, but I opt to return to the app for research purposes. After a brief supervisor’s query, I’m informed the app won’t be an option for me anymore but the application can be completed over the phone. I begrudgingly agree, so you’ll have to test out the app yourself from that stage on.

I begrudgingly agree, so you’ll have to test out the app yourself from that stage on.

Setting Up a KBC Account Over the Phone

Right, we’re off the plan here but let’s keep going. The KBC video promises that I’ll be able to have Android pay once I get through this. About ten minutes on the phone with their sales team and a few legal questions later, it’s nearly all done. There are just a few emails that need to be sent over with my proofs. This was where I found out that this process would require twice as many proofs as going through the app. Boo!

What’s Android Pay Like?

I’d love to be able to tell you. I received the emails and asked the salesperson if I would have Android pay available as soon as I sent everything over. They responded by informing me that there’s a three to four-day turnaround on getting an account live. If I’m totally honest, I haven’t even sent over my proofs yet because the sign-up process is just so far away from what KBC is advertising.

Here’s where KBC are missing the mark:

  • Their message right now is “banking in minutes”, yet it looks like that will vary between 4320 and 5760 minutes for me
  • They’re also bigging up a sign-up process that takes little more than snap, snap, tap, tap. That’s missing answer, answer, email, email, wait, wait. Admittedly, that’s not as catchy.
  • KBC are asking for different documents through the app and over the phone.
  • I’m sitting here with no Android Pay and not holding out hope for getting my fiver either
  • While they say no paperwork, you do have to take a photo of a posted proof or print out a digital proof. Both of these are equally silly.

Do KBC Have The Fastest Bank Account in Ireland

This was a really tough article to write. I was genuinely delighted to see KBC trying something so innovative in the Irish market. The bank had built up this account opening process so much that it genuinely had me excited – possibly the most boring thing you’ll ever do is set up a bank account. KBC’s vision for attracting new customers is bang on. We’re all ridiculously impatient these days and KBC is turbo boosting a mundane, boring task. Or at least, they’re claiming to be.

While the idea KBC put forward is brilliant, in practice, it’s disappointing. While many may open an account through the app without a hitch, it didn’t take much for my application to be derailed. What’s the point in an app and digital process if it ends up in required phone calls? I use Just Eat because I hate calling in take aways. I used this app because I hate paperwork and going to the bank. KBC has built up an expectation far beyond what they can deliver right now.

Only for the promise of a fiver to use the app, I’d have thought the app was little more than another way to get potential customers into phone calls.

The Verdict

Hopefully, these are just bugs that can be ironed out and the app genuinely is a way to signup and not just another way of getting customers into phone calls. KBC has the potential to shake up the Irish banking space with this app, but only if it works and works as advertised.

well done to KBC on trying something different

As frustrating as this process was, the last word here has to be well done to KBC on trying something different.

 

You’ll Float Too: Spoiler Free Review of Stephen King’s IT

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When describing his take on the reboot of IT, Stephen King, arguably one of the greatest writers of all time, said that he ‘wasn’t quite prepared for how good it was going to be’. And how right he was. After years of development and nearly being scrapped on numerous occasions, Andy Muschietti’s IT has finally made it to the big screen, appealing to all types of fans. If you’re looking for a good movie to watch, here’s our review of IT to put forward a case. Whether you’re a Stephen King fan, a horror movie fan or just a movie buff, this is a must see movie right now.

Stephen King: Serial Storyteller

King’s books have been adapted for film over 60 times. Some are fantastic, such as The Green Mile, Misery and Shawshank Redemption. Other were pretty awful and fell right into the B movie genre. As a massive King fan, when I watched the original IT mini-series after reading the book, I thought it was a ball of shite. Aside from Tim Curry, the three-hour mini-series just doesn’t scare audiences in this day and age. And as for the only book, I’ve only ever had to put down because it genuinely creeped me out.

The 2017 adaption of IT really does the book justice. After being released worldwide for only three days, it’s still earned 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, impressive for most movies, let along a horror movie. IT is still expected to break all kinds of records over the coming days and weeks.

What’s IT About?

IT follows a group of kids called ‘The Losers’ Club’ in the fictional town of Derry, a town unlike ordinary towns. People go missing six times the national average in Derry and it’s mostly children. The Losers’ Club decides to do some digging. They discover Derry has a dark history and start seeing visions of things that scare them individually. One thing they all have in common is a dancing clown called Pennywise.

Don’t go in there, why did you go in there?

The film builds tension that makes you say ‘Don’t go in there’, ‘Why did you go in there?’ ‘I told you not to go in there’. This tension building is spread out even more as the movie goes on, really leaving you on the edge of your seat. I even found myself covering my eyes a couple of times.

Meet Pennywise

Bill Skarsgard plays Pennywise amazingly on the big screen. He combines humour and fear to captivate the audience in a way that leaves you looking forward to seeing the clown on screen again. Of course, you dread it too. Tim Curry’s Pennywise was good but leaned more towards the funny, manipulative side of his character. The true horror of Pennywise is very much reflected through Skarsgard performance. We’ve seen a lot of Pennywise in the trailers, but he has a lot more to offer on screen. As a big King fan, I have to tip my hat to Skarsgard in his portrayal of Pennywise.

Review of IT by Dean

The Loser’s Club

The Losers’ Club is a group of seven friends who are all experiencing the horror’s of IT. They band together after kids in Derry start to go missing in order to try and kill IT. The great thing about them is that one of them will probably remind you of yourself when you were in school. Bill, Beverly, Mike, Stan, Richie, Eddie and Ben are all battling their own demons, which IT feeds off of. We get good back stories on the characters and after only an hour in, you are rooting them on to win and destroy IT. The chemistry between the characters is great and the actors did a great job creating a bond in the group.

We see a lot of humour between the characters, particularly from loud mouth Richie Tozier who is very quick off the mark with his one liners. These scenes are what separates IT from standard horror movies. Instead of being held in suspense from start to finish, the witty humour breaks this tension enough so that we can relax. But it’s never too long until we’re thrown back onto an emotional roller coaster.

Not only are they being pursued by IT, but they also get a lot of hassle from Henry Bowers, the school bully who also struggles with his own demons at home. As the film goes on Henry seem’s to get crazier and you are really hoping he dies. The point of his character is to build camaraderie between the Losers and get you on their side. Since everything seems to be going against them, Henry only drives them on more.

Perfect Imperfections

But not every movie is perfect. There are maybe a couple of cheap jump scares, but they are there to show that IT can be anywhere and at any time. This also compounds the fact that the children of Derry are never safe. If you can get passed these scares and understand why they are there, then you will enjoy this movie a lot more.

Also, maybe a couple of characters got a bit more of a backstory then others. I felt like maybe one character in particular who plays a big part in the film didn’t get the back story they deserved. But again, as a film on its own, it’s easy to overlook unless you’re picky enough to let something like this get in the way of enjoying what is a great movie.

The Verdict

IT is fantastic, doing a great job of reflecting the different personalities in the Losers’ Club while Pennywise was absolutely fantastic and I loved every bit of him on screen. The film had a good mix of humour and suspense and scares makes it stand out from most horrors today. For maybe the first time ever, I walked out of the theatre of a horror where I thought ‘I can’t wait for the sequel.’