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Mother! Review

Picture the scene: a slightly crowded cinema watching on in stunned silence as the final frame of Mother! Cuts abruptly to black and the credits began to roll. The lights go back up, the lone person in front of me swivelled his head around to face the rest of the audience with a pained and incredulous bemusement look on his face. Our eyes met, and we looked at each other for what seemed like an eternity a silent understanding passed between us before he mouthed quite clearly – “What. The. Fuck.”

And I could only shake my head and shrug.

“What the fuck” indeed”

What to Expect With Mother!

There was already a fair amout of intrigue behind Mother! generated by the movie’s strange title. It’s vague yet obnoxious trailer that gave away little about the plot. Is it a horror film? A thriller? A home invasion film? All three at once? Given the reputation that director Darren Aronofsky has for unsettlingly dark filmmaking, the consensus was that this wasn’t going to be an easy watch whatever it was.

Boy oh boy was it hard to get through.

For a movie like this, the best way to watch it is to go in totally blind. So I’m somewhat reluctant to give a detailed plot synopsis. Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem play an unnamed married couple. They live in a giant house in the middle of nowhere and that’s about all we know for sure about them. Barden claims the house was his family home which burned down in a tragic accident before he rebuilt it. There’s also some vague allusions made to the fact that he’s a famous and highly respected poet, trying and failing to write his latest piece. Jennifer Lawrence takes great pride in painting the house. Some basic character building there.

However, things take an odd turn when Ed Harris knocks on their door and invites himself in, claiming that he thought their house was a B&B, asking to stay the night anyway.

Things slowly get stranger from there.

Not For the Faint of Heart

Mother! has a surreal, nightmarish, quality to it, not too dissimilar to The Shining. In fact, there are several comparisons that you can make to The Shining, from the creepy atmosphere, the strange isolating feel even right down to the plot which revolves around a struggling writer and his wife cut off and isolated from the rest of the world. There’s a sense of creeping dread to the movie as if there’s some evil figure hiding just outside of the camera shot waiting for just the right moment to reveal itself. And when it does, quite literally all hell breaks loose. The last forty minutes might be the most insanity riddled close to a movie you’re ever likely to see.

The last forty minutes might be the most insanity riddled close to a movie you’re ever likely to see

For what it’s worth the camera work is fantastic where 90% of the shots are long looming glances over Lawrance’s shoulder as if were stalking her all around her home without her knowing. Naturally Javier Bardem does a fantastic job with the material they’re given, but regrettably, I feel all of that is going to be lost as the bizarre story and how it plays out will most likely get all the headlines.

Mother! has the potential to be one of the most polarising films out there, with the possibility that mainstream audiences will be alienated by a movie they were lead to believe some mildly unsettling horror movie, only to find it’s anything but. Aronofsky’s earlier work, ‘Black Swan’, was a film that much like this one used grotesque and surreal imagery to get its point across. In Mother! it feels like Aronofsky tried to do the same thing but he went overboard and way too aggressive with whatever message he was trying to convey

Verdict

Mother! is one of those rare movies that is less of a film you watch and more like something you experience, and while it might difficult to define exactly what genre of film it might be, the experience is certainly an uncomfortably memorable one

Mother! Trailer

What the Google €1 Billion Purchase of HTC Really Means

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Recently a few rumours have been floating around in relation to Google buying out HTC. That is not exactly true. Google is spending €1 billion to a acquire a portion of the companies assets. Namely assets, engineers and intellectual property to do with their very own Google Pixel smartphone that was created and designed by those fine fellows at HTC.

According to analysts, there are really only two key reasons for this kind of deal and it makes for very interesting reading. Google has tried and failed when it comes to buying mobile phone companies, remember Motorola who they bought out for €10 billion before selling two years later for €2 billion. Basically by purchasing just assets relating to the Pixel we see Google doubling down on their hardware offering. Finally, the Pixel might be able to challenge of Apple and Samsung while acting as a shining example to other smartphone makers of what can be possible on Android. Oh and HTC created The Vive their virtual reality headset, anyone who thinks Google isn’t interested in this market is lying to themselves.

Secondly, over the last few years namely since the amazing M8 handset, HTC have been on a slippery slope and have almost gone bust a few times. This deal is a huge cash injection into the company and is a lifeline to HTC, Google’s way of ensuring a key partner doesn’t drop out of the game. This is actually great news for HTC and fans of their products as they live to fight another day.

So what exactly has Google paid for?

Unlike when Google bought Motorola, this is not a full-scale buyout. Instead, the acquisition is for HTC’s Pixel division, containing 2,000 staff and full access to HTC’s intellectual property. When news of the deal broke, Rick Osterloh the Senior VP of Google hardware had this to say:

“these future fellow Googlers are amazing folks we’ve already been working with closely on the Pixel smartphone line, and we’re excited to see what we can do together as one team.”

Interestingly enough there was no mention of any transfer of factories or any other manufacturing facilities so we can only presume Google will continue to outsource this back to HTC.

Does this mean Google is all in on the Pixel?

Yes, yes it does! Back in 2016, the first Pixel was created and it was noted as a major shift in direction for Google. While the Nexus line existed the sales figures never matched as let’s face it the Nexus was around more to fill the product range but not to take on the industry.

Image result for google pixel

That is where the Pixel comes in. In this smartphone Google have a premium consumer product that is capable of competing with the big hitters in the industry and with the purchase of HTC assets it shows they are not interested in maintaining the current status quo. By purchasing all the IP and hiring the complete engineering team from the project this is a real sign of intent from Google hardware. It is demonstrating that it remains committed to that Pixel vision and wants to accelerate it by bringing all the relevant engineers under its direct control.

The Pixel is here to stay! Check out our article on how to purchase the latest Google Pixel in Ireland.

HTC getting a bit of well needed TLC

Once upon a time HTC were a major player in the smartphone game, but over the last number of years things have gone from bad to worse. After the nightmares of the M9 and M10 which were essentially the same phone in a different shell, HTC have fallen way behind Apple and Samsung. Really the HTC Vive seems to be the only thing keeping their reputation intact.

Image result for htc u11

While they clearly see VR as the future of the brand they have also been a key partner with Google, namely with the Pixel. From the design to manufacturing, the Google Pixel was essentially a HTC flagship in disguise. It was a true testament of their capabilities when the money side of the business was being taken care of. Even this year’s U11 went a long way to showcasing their potential as phone designers. It was a beautiful bit of kit, nicely specced and innovative, a word recently forgotten by the smartphone industry. I’m looking at you Apple.

Maybe this cash injection is just what they needed, with a short term solution to their finance issues maybe HTC can get back to doing what they do best. Making bitching smartphones.

Because if they don’t in two years they will be part of the Google group but that’s just my opinion.

How does the future look for HTC?

It is hard to tell but HTC have stated publicly they will have a flagship phone in the market in 2018. Beyond that is any one’s guess, this essential lifeboat of money that has flooded in is basically selling their smartphone knowledge to Silicon Valley so they can stay afloat.

Google want to keep HTC around which is awesome but is it a case of not wanting to pay over the odd’s like they did with Motorola? Are they giving HTC a stay of execution so they themselves can purchase the brand in the future at a knockdown price? Or will this financial boost give HTC the breathing room to produce a smartphone that can take them back to the top?

Personally I hope HTC come back with a bang but only time will tell.

7 Augmented Reality Apps iPhone Users Need To Try

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I remember a time where people just didn’t get excited about updates to operating systems. Apple, the wily spinmasters that they are, now have people excited about their phone launches and software updates. The latest of these software updates is iOS 11 which brings augmented reality to your iPhone.

What is Augmented Reality?

Right now, there’s a bit of a battle going on between two platforms; augmented reality (AR) and virtual reality (VR). Both involved computer generate graphics with one key difference. When viewing VR, everything you see is computer generated. AR is a combination of computer-generated imagery real word images or video.

Here’s an example of a cool AR app that we came across in Dublin last year:

AR isn’t a brand new technology at all. Android has been developing their AR software, Project Tango, for some time. Credit where it’s due, Apple has won this battle to get AR to the masses. With this roll out, millions of people will now be able to play with a very accessible new technology. Once Apple adopts something, the world takes notice.

Once Apple adopts something, the world takes notice

Which iPhones Are Capable of Augmented Reality?

While not all iPhones support AR, it will be available on a large selection of iOS devices following the iOS 11 update. Here are the iPhone’s which support augmented reality:

  • iPhone X
  • iPhone 8
  • iPhone 8 Plus
  • iPhone 7
  • iPhone 7 Plus
  • iPhone 6
  • iPhone 6s Plus
  • iPhone SE

The iPhone SE is the most surprising inclusion on the list, but it does make sense as it’s an iPhone 6s in a 5s body. If you’re thinking it’s time to upgrade, check out all the pricing.

The Best AR Apps on iPhone

Now that you know if you can play with AR on your iPhone, here are some of the best apps to download. The best way to understand AR is just go play with it!

While most of these apps are free, to get the most out of them you’ll need to bump

1. TapMeasure

TapMeasure is the iPhone’s augmented reality poster boy, which is funny because you probably use a measuring tape once or twice a year. Still, don’t let that take away from how cool this app is.

TapMeasure lets you measure room sizes, distances or object sizes. The app can even tell how level paintings are hanging on your walls.

Download TapMeasure now on iOS

2. AirMeasure AR

AR can do loads more than measuring, I promise. AirMeasure AR does double up on some of TapMeasure’s features. It does have the additional benefit of letting you place virtual furniture in your home.

Download AirMeasure for iOS now

3. Magic Sudoku

Apparently, solving sudokus is considered a form of brain training and can help your mental health, reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease. So using AR to solved puzzles faster will help even more right?

Ok, that was a terrible joke and this is an app that’s been created purely because some developer got bored and wanted to prove it could be done. Using AR and Magic Sudoku, you can solve sudokus immediately by simply lining them up with your smartphone.

Download Magic Suduko for iOS now

4. Housecraft

These guys are smart. It’s quite obvious that the likes of Housecraft will have Ikea fawning over them in no time at all. Housecraft is dedicated to helping you style your home. Place chairs, tables, couches and more around your room and then move around to see how it affects the feel of the room. Great idea for new homeowners or people doing a spot of redecorating.

You can even spruce up your garden too.

Download Housecraft for iOS now

5. AR Fidget Spinner

Ok, so it’s the early days of a very exciting platform and a lot of developers are simply taking the piss. Yup, you can play with an AR fidget spinner. Are they even still a thing?

Let’s keep moving…

Download AR Fidget Spinner for iOS now

6. #wordup

This definitely makes the ever-growing list of cool, but slightly useless AR apps that have heralded the launch of this new platform. #wordup does one simple task; it lets you write words somewhere in the real world and view them through your iPhone. Maybe it’s a unique way to wish someone a happy birth or just a cool way to send a message. Whatever the reason, you can download #wordup for iOS now.

Like most AR stuff, it’s cooler when you watch it:

7. Conduct AR

Ok, so at €3.99, this is at the higher end of the price scale when it comes to apps, but gaming is where AR is going to excel. Conduct AR lets you turn any surface into a trainset. You’ll have to move around the full set ensuring all the trains run on time. But, when you’re done, you don’t have to tidy anything away. Amazing.

Download Conduct AR for iOS now

There are more apps being released every day, so be sure to bookmark this page and check back for the latest AR powered apps. You can be sure they get even more useful as we go along.

A New Stephen King Crime Series Started on RTÉ Last Night and No One Even Knows.

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2017 seems to be the year of the King; Stephen King to be precise. He has had massive success with his adaptions this year. So far we’ve seen The Mist, The Dark Tower, and of course IT and at the end of this month, we’ll see the intense thriller adaption of ‘Gerald’s Game’ come to Netflix. But last night, his new gritty crime series ‘Mr. Mercedes’ aired on RTE, based off of the first book in a trilogy of the same name.

What can we expect from Mr. Mercedes

Mr. Mercedes follows retired detective Bill Hodges, played by our very own Brendan Gleeson who is still haunted by the unsolved case of ‘Mr. Mercedes’. The series opens with a scene showing the murder of 16 people, including a young mother and her child, by a man driving in, you guessed, a Mercedes-Benz.

We fast forward two years to Bill Hodges trying to get on with retired life, but the lifestyle doesn’t suit him. Divorced and living alone, he only has his neighbour Ida and pet turtle to keep him company. He spend’s his days walking around empty beer cans and whiskey bottles in his home, neglecting his physical condition

One day, Bill receives an email with a video attached. The video contains footage of Mr. Mercedes taunting Bill. The voice over is reminiscent of Jigsaw in Saw back in the day with animations of the victims speaking over him. Once the video ends, it deletes itself from his laptop, leaving no trace or clues to investigate. When he approaches a former colleague about the status of the case, it seems it has run cold and he must take matters into his own hands to take the demented psychopath down.

What Did We Make of It?

Our first impressions of Mr. Mercedes are positive. It’s one of those shows you’ll look forward to every week. As someone who hasn’t read the book, I am very interested to see where it takes us. It isn’t like normal crime drama’s where we don’t find out who the killer is in the end. We are introduced to him immediately and follow him as he torments Hodges to the edge of sanity.

This new show grabs you with the opening scene and Brandon Gleeson’s performance holds you throughout, playing a character racked with guilt and a new obsession with catching his tormentor. It is very much a sick game of cat and mouse which isn’t for the faint of heart. We recommend this new dark gritty thriller and we look forward to being taken down the rabbit hole and finding out what else Mr. Mercedes has for Hodges.

When Is It On?

Mr. Mercedes is a ten-part series on RTÉ every Tuesday night at 10:15pm. In this day and age, we no longer look forward to our weekly series what with Netflix and online streaming these days. We now generally tend to binge watch series in a couple of days. Mr. Mercedes is well worth recording on series link and will give you something to look forward to every week. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t like a bit of Brendan Gleeson?

You can still watch the first episode on the RTE Player and be sure to let us know what you think in the comments below.

Sky Knights Review

Before we get started here can we all please take a moment to watch the Sky Knights trailer. Trust me you’re going to enjoy this:

We got BETA access to this game a few months back and ruddy hell it’s the best craic I’ve I’vegaming in a long while. To be honest every young boy back in the day had notions of becoming a fighter pilot. Probably just after watching Top Gun for the first time. Frankly, it was either that or being a beach volleyball player. Surprisingly neither worked out.

Many years later ‘Sky Knights’ lands on my desk for an auld review and this mid-twenties man fell right back into feeling like an eight-year-old. Excitement levels at 90!

‘Sky Knights’ is one of the most simple and well-made PC games that any of us here have had played in a long time. Martin’s an avid flight sim fan and he actually liked this because you don’t need to know your flight sims inside out to play it. Even better, in an age where buying a game usually costs €80 this game is great multiplayer entertainment at an incredibly reasonable price. What’s not to like!

What Is Sky Knights?

So ‘Sky Knights’ is essentially a top-down 4 v 4 online action game where you get to take o the role of a modern fighter pilot and pretend to be Maverick all in one. The game which can be found on Steam has been created by indie game dev and former fighter jet mechanic Hampus Bankler. He knows a thing or two about addictive games after being one of the lead developers of Angry Birds.

Fly with mates or other online players against another team and battle in the air, obviously as the game is still in beta I spent a lot of time playing AI. Which is a good thing because a  lot of these kinds of games I’d be awful at, so the practice is always nice. When you start the game literally the first thing you’re going to notice is the Top Gun vibes all over the place. For our younger readers, it’s a movie go watch the old men are telling you to go now!

Top Gun inspires a lot of ‘Sky Knights’, which even has some very “Danger Zone” esque music playing throughout. It really all adds to the experience.

Pew Pew Pew

Once getting into the game as per usual there is a standard tutorial mission to teach you all the basic controls. Nothing to difficult either:

  • Throttle up/down
  • Turning
  • Shooting
  • Bombing
  • Changing weapons
  • Landing

And that’s all the controls needed to get your wings and start gaming, whether that’s against AI or random internet strangers.

Right now ‘Sky Knights’ offers one game type as it’s still in early release. Your objective is to destroy enemies forward operating bases before they manage to destroy yours. Games can last anywhere from 5 minutes up to even 20 minutes.

In the game you can play as one of two factions, NATO or PACT both of which give you access to three different styles of plane. The first is the air to air fighter, which has no bombs so cannot destroy bases but is highly effective on other aircraft. The second plane is a ground attack aircraft which is purely designed, as the name suggests for ground attack mainly, but can also be used to fight against other planes. Last but certainly not least is the multi-role fighter which can bomb bases and engage in battle with other aircraft. So test them all out, find what suits you and let the carnage begin!

I played using the keyboard just after breaking my controller. I would suggest using a controller if you have one for a better experience. Having said that the keyboard was perfectly fine and smooth. I just prefer a control so players using a controller will have almost no advantage versus the players using a keyboard, whatever you prefer will do finest.

Sky Knights offers an in-game leaderboard and as you keep playing the game you will start levelling up and unlocking bigger and better upgrades for your plane.You start off with rank 25 and work your way up to becoming an ace and having your name written for everyone to see. That is until the current season ends and gets reset (a very upsetting moment I must admit.)

Oh and finally, Sky Knight actually offers loot boxes. Purchases using the in-game currency you earn from playing and select different boxes ranging from common to rare Ar the moment you can only customize tail & nose artwork but if I was a betting man I would say that won’t be the case when the full version comes out.

The Verdict

Thus far with my many hours of flying warfare under my belt, I have yet to experience any bugs or crashes, which for being an Early Access game is a pleasant surprise. Sky Knights just feels like it’s already the finished article. Which it ain’t so I can’t wait to see how the finished article adds up.

The only negative comment I can pass on Sky Knights is this; not enough planes and factions. Give me more planes to mess around with and this guy might go missing for a few weeks. Oh and maybe a first-person angle as an alternative to the top-down look, just because it would look amazeballs. To be fair, the game is in early days so it’s great and going to get better.

As far as modern games on any platform go, this one is as chape as chips and it is worth every single penny. I promise you that. So if you fancy giving Sky Knights a whirl and getting to grips with a game I think could potentially rival Rocket League we have got the link for you right here.

 

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5 ‘Ancient’ Technologies that are Still Used Every Day in the Modern Office

A long long time ago, before the advent of the internet, we lived in what some believed was an easier and less complicated world. In this world, to communicate with someone you simply picked up the phone. The device was easy to use because it only had one function; make a call. Nowadays, with the lightning evolution of the internet and technology in general, we communicate through Whatsapp, Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat, to name just a few. People are even buying watches to improve their health!

However, some ‘ancient’ technologies are still staples in the ‘modern’ office. These are classics that you’re probably still using in some way, shape or form, coming under the banner of ‘oldies but goodies’ which can still benefit us long into the future, albeit with a few modern-day tweaks.

5. The Standalone Calculator

Did you know that the calculator has been around since the 1600s? Yup, that far back. The first representation of the ‘modern’ calculator, called the ‘Calculating Clock’, was invented by Willhelm Schickard in 1623. It had an abacus to simplify multiplication and division and a dialled pedometer for additions and subtractions. But it wasn’t until 1851 that the first commercially available calculator called the ‘Arithmometer’ (good luck pronouncing that one!) was invented by Thomas de Colmar.

Fast forward 100 years to the 1960s, and we are introduced to the electronic calculator and then the pocket calculator in the 1970s; who wouldn’t want to carry a calculator everywhere they go! Anyone who works in the financial sector can attest to standalone calculators being an invaluable tool in the work day. They have evolved to perform complex mathematical problems with scientific and graphing calculators now existing. An ancient technology adapted for modern use; they are efficient, reliable (I have never heard of a calculator dying) and most importantly, you can carry it in your pocket, despite what your secondary school teacher may have told you.

4. Landline Phones

The phone was created in 1876 by Alexander Graham Bell. This was a marvel of an invention, enabling near instant communication over large distances. Given its limitations in connecting just a few people, the technology soon evolved, with the creation of the landline in the early 1900s. I love when you think of a word’s origins – a line across land; beautiful.

Despite the introduction of modern communications such as email and other office messaging services, the old reliable landline is weathering the technological evolution storm. In offices and especially when calling customers, building relationships is key and many people still prefer talking over the phone – unless it’s a chipper, in which case webchat all the way. 

3. Printer and Paper

The majority of offices throughout Ireland still use print off reams of pages that will eventually sit in a folder in a filing cabinet, never to be seen again. Just think of the trees! But seriously, in an era where China is building a ‘forest city’ to combat pollution and aid in the absorption of CO2, we need to migrate to environmentally friendly ways to run offices and reduce energy consumption.

Cloud Computing is definitely a more eco-friendly and business-friendly option here. It has tons of benefits such as access to files from any location via the internet, time and cost efficiencies, preventing waste and disaster recovery. It has taken off on a personal level too with the likes of Google Photos growing in popularity. Are you backing up to the cloud?

Paper looks like it will weather the storm. Just think of Kindle. Many bookworms still love the smell of paper. Us humans are a funny bunch.

2. CDs, DVDs and USB Flash Drives

First came the CD in 1982, followed by the DVD in 1995 and then the USB flash drive in 1999. Okay, I can hear some of you already say flash drives aren’t ‘ancient’ but, in the era of the ‘cloud’ and given that 1999 was 18 YEARS AGO, file hosting services are now ‘it’ when it comes to file storage and sharing. That, of course, doesn’t mean that everyone is on board with this technology. CDs, DVDs and USB flash drives are still used by many for their cheaper cost, reliability and the often-deciding factor that they don’t require access to the internet; If a snail could give your internet access a run for its money, then these ‘ancient’ technology alternatives could be the way to go for now.

1. Faxing

The earliest concept of the fax was invented back in 1843 and the modern design is still a stalwart in many offices today. Take, for example, the health system; the fax is essential to their working day. It is a technology which has become engrained in some industries to the point where the thought of change is too much to bear. A recent study by Bitkom (it’s in German, but your browser should be able to translate it) shows that 70% of German companies still use faxes, which seems somewhat archaic at first glance.

However, evolution has even occurred to the fax in the form of internet faxing services. You can now send and receive faxes securely online by email or within a mobile app. Who knew even the fax machine could get an upgrade in the modern office.

To sum up all my rambling, the continual evolution of technology is amazing but some ‘oldies but goodies’ are definitely worth keeping! 

Which of these ‘ancient’ technologies did you last use in the office? Let us know in the comments below.

Check If Your Ryanair Flight Has Been Cancelled

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Well, that’s a bit of a disaster really isn’t it? Ryanair has messed up some schedules and as a result, they’ve had to cancel a load of flights.

We’re not here to point fingers or play the blame game. We’re here because there was no easy way to check if your flight has been cancelled or not. That’s why we build this Ryanair Flight Status Checker.

How to Check if Your Ryanair Flight is Cancelled

Straight up, we built this pretty quick, so it doesn’t work great on mobile. If you’re really worried that you might be on a cancelled flight, hop onto your desktop. Other than that, here’s what you need to do. Using the tool below:

  1. Enter your Ryanair flight number (eg. FR 3412)
  2. Enter the day you were going to fly on (eg. 4th = 4)
  3. Finally, choose the month you were flying (eg. September or October)

 

Now that you’ve done that, you’ll see either a red “cancelled” or a green “okay”.

If you’re one of the unlucky cancelled flights, Ryanair are making efforts to refund, to the letter of the law. Should you find yourself in a bind, check out Google Flights to find the cheapest alternative arrangements.

While we did our best to build this tool as accurately as possible, we do recommend that you double check your result against Ryanair’s official list of cancelled flights.

Skip the Lunch Rush Queue with Bamboo

Here at Goos3D, there are three things we love:

  1. Food
  2. Tech
  3. Everything Irish

Luckily for us, we have found a nifty little app that hits all three. A short while ago at the Dublin Tech Summit, we spoke to the guys from Bamboo. While we had a quick look at Bamboo a few months back, now we’ve had the chance to sink our teeth into some tasty bites to give you the scoop!

What is Bamboo?

Think of this: about an hour before lunch and your mental clock starts ticking. Work matters little at this point as you begin the internal “what do I want to eat for lunch” process. Realistically you get an hour to eat, relax and get back to work. To top it off, you’ll know “that guy” is probably going to be in front of you.

There is literally nothing worse than “that guy”. He’s always ahead of you in the queue bitching about his sandwich toppings, burning up your valuable lunch break. Thankfully, Bamboo is a new Dublin based app that’ll help you show “that guy” the middle finger.

Bamboo is a great little app that allows you to pre-order your lunch in Dublin. Once you’ve pre-ordered your food through the app, you can also enjoy the added benefit of skipping the queue. Take that, “that guy”.

How Does Bamboo Do It?

Well, basically Bamboo has partnered with a rake of cafes and restaurants from around Dublin. This includes the Cocu Cafe on Baggot Street where I had the joy of having lunch. There already an impressive list of places to grab a bite and there are more to join too.

The coolest thing about Bamboo is once you place your order, progress is given in real-time.

Jon’s Journey Into Culinary Bliss

What I want to do here is give you all the step by step process as to how I got the lunch of my life through this nippy little app! This journey involves:

  1. Login and Search
  2. On Your Bike Lad
  3. All the Notifications
  4. Get back to work in plenty of time to actually enjoy your lunch

Quite possibly the hardest part of any food eating experience selecting what the hell you want to eat. Fun food fact: the average employee in Ireland spends 29 minutes getting lunch every day. From my experience, a solid 20 mins of that is picking, and the rest queuing.

the average employee in Ireland spends 29 minutes getting lunch every day

That’s what makes Bamboo so handy, just log in either with an email address or via Facebook and voila the game begins.

The app gives you a list of places to eat with a nice little image behind the name, just to give you an idea of what they serve. You’ll also be able to see how far away they are and their opening times. This was super handy because I was able to order my morning latte, a day in advance. Guess what, it was ready just in time for me to land on to collect it. SAVAGE!!! Fun food fact: Lattes are the most ordered item on the app. Dublin you’ve gone all fancy on us.

Lattes are the most ordered item on the app

Right, well for my review I decided to go all healthy. Not all us techy types are pizza eating indoor goblins; well at least not all the time anyway. I went with Cocu Kitchen on Baggot Street, half because the food was a healthy choice and half because the walk didn’t seem to far. If I was going to eat healthy I didn’t need too much exercise; don’t judge me it’s a sound logic.

2. On Your Bike Lad

Food ordered and now we wait. Bamboo is all about efficiency and speed and their notification system is really impressive. You get notified when the cafe/restaurant has seen your order, so you know it’s time to start moving. The Bamboo team told us that the average time someone normally orders ahead is about 7 minutes which is plenty of time to get on your walk on or hop a Dublin Bike.

3. All the Notifications!

Not to worry Woody old pal, these notifications are in no way intrusive and they are reminding you about your food, something I adored. Sounds weird but walking down the road blasting the tunes, there is something comforting about knowing how your meal is getting on.

Remember the way I already said not to judge me, but after seeing that food order I can’t even defend myself. I started a new workout programme about a week before and this seemed healthy and tasty. Props Bamboo for making my diet that little bit easier.

Before I tangent again, yes the Bamboo app will notify you once your order is seen, once the guys in the cafe get the order going and most importantly when it’s ready to collect. Now if you have ever been excited about lunch, the moment you get that notification is just the sweetest sensation. When you hit that outlet, you get to stroll right past all the people who didn’t have the foresight to use Bamboo. You grab your food and go back about your day. Seriously use the app even just to watch the faces of people waiting. If looks could kill is all I’ll say.

It’s a delightful moment of sheer smugness that you will really enjoy as you skip past the death stares swinging your bag of delightfulness. Just don’t take it too far; totally no story to tell here or anything… ahem.

4. Get Back to Work in Plenty of Time to Actually Enjoy Your Lunch

Look at that for a meal and what’s best after all of this I still had a good forty minutes left of lunch. Plenty of time to eat without rushing and enjoy a bit of banter with the lads in the office. It just made my lunch easier and for that I loved it.

Conclusion

Honestly, the only downside I can see here is the fact at this moment in time the app is only available in Dublin. Of course, that could be all about to change since Bamboo has impressed so much that it’s now part of Google’s “Adopt a Startup” program. Here, they receive mentorship and support from Google along with another Goos3D favourite, InvizBox.

If this app were to go nationwide, we could be talking something that could rival the big hitters in the culinary collection/delivery circles. Personally, my lunch was quicker and healthier because of this system. I didn’t leave the office unsure of what to get and made the healthy choice. I had more time and more importantly than anything else “that guy” in the suit who gave me that look probably had to wait another ten minutes for food while I was chilling out and eating my lunch. Just an all-around game changer.

Download the Bamboo App now for iOS and Android.

Marvel’s The Defenders: More Than Just an Avengers B Team?

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The Defenders is another Marvel and Netflix collaboration but is it a rip-roaring success a la Luke Cage or more the meandering mess that was Iron Fist? Does the Avenger’s B team hold up to scrutiny or have Netflix decided that these comic based series are an excuse for lazy showmanship?

Honestly having sat through the lot I find it hard to tell. The Defenders is a satisfying superhero team-up with a gritty undertone that’s characteristic of the comic studio’s previous Netflix shows. Apart from Iron Fist, God above that was utter tripe!

Credit where it is due, Marvel know a good storyline. By setting the story in New York and giving each of our heroes a particular set of skills they have, from the get-go, been peaking our interests with the inevitable Avengers comparisons. Jessica Jones like Black Widow, Luke Cage of the same ilk as Captain America, Daredevil a reverse Iron Man and the Iron Fist a bitter disappointment.

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Anyway, as I was saying the Avengers comparisons are even to be seen in the storytelling. Four different and individual heroes come together to take down a common enemy. Like the Alien invaders but more normal.

A Usual Marvel Script

The crew come together by chance but as you could guess this volatile lot just can’t get along. So they fall out near the end of episode three, setting up a series patch up your difference speeches and an unwanted bonding.

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The bad guy? The Defenders come together to take down the Asian Magic Mafia aka The Hand led by the chilling capitalist Alexandra Reid (Sigourney Weaver). She’s the center of this shady organisation who have gotten up to some seriously weird shiznit such as the disappearance of young street criminals offered lucrative employment by invisible bosses (a crime that’s investigated by Cage); a missing-person case involving an absent father who turns out to be harboring explosives in his apartment (Jessica Jones); and ninja assassins infiltrating the United States (Danny and Colleen’s mission). Daredevil’s previous series is central to the set up of The Defenders so I will let you figure that one out for yourself.

Pacing problems

In making the small screen version of The Avengers, Netflix has made a number of mistakes. In the earlier days of the Marvel/Netflix collaboration character detail and an urban pulp, atmosphere are so finely wrought- Luke Cage more than the others to be fair.

There was a personal affection that has been built up with these heroes. Jessica battling a spectral rapist, Danny feeling guilt over leaving the mystical city of K’un-Lun unguarded, Matt giving up his Daredevil identity and trying to make sense of his love life and his faith, and Luke becoming a local hero despite his prison sentence. It was these personal and sometimes painful stories that managed to make each of The Defenders relatable. So it was a bit of a shame to see these aspects rushed through in a couple of short scene’s, just to get the team together for an almighty punch fest.

While some of the previous shows have suffered from “Netflix bloat”, (having a 13 episode series while only having the content for 10) this 8 episode series still does not manage to get this right. The pacing is all over the place certain interesting subplots become sidelined for no apparent reason other than speeding up the main storyline, while the only true references to character backstory comes from rushed dialogue such as “You know what your problem is? You’re not comfortable with what you’ve become.”

They try and try but Netflix just doesn’t hit the nail on the head here. If the point of The Defenders is to get the heroes together why not start things off from that point rather than making us wait for the fourth instalment.

Local Heroes

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Here’s the thing there are very few of the aspects of what made the Daredevil and Luke Cage so successful. The grittiness and real-life reflection that was their marker is replaced by some awful cringey parts, sadly pulled directly from the Iron Fist storyline. You know the awful oriental clichés, and the entitled white dude act gets really boring really quickly. We get it your parents got killed and now you’re the Iron Fist, just please stop talking and punch somebody- is that too much to ask?

And it’s such a shame because like Luke Cage and Daredevil there is a sincerity and community focused take on superhereoing not often seen in the genre. Imagine Captain America only being interested in Brooklyn for example – he’s more interested in the global mission. Whereas these superheros are more community pillars and they see their job as protecting the people they care about, which is a nice change and adds an element of reality to the series. As the show ramps up during the latter episodes some topics such as institutional racism, rapacious real-estate development, and gentrification are discussed very openly and frankly. While when disaster strikes New York City, there are mentions pointing out that poor people don’t have insurance to cover repairs.

Yurt or Dirt

The humble team up… a time honoured tradition of superhero fiction. Suicide Squad, The Justice League, The Avengers and now The Defenders have come to the party with a very different take.

It worth mentioning the intimate nature of this series versus any other superhero bonding session movie is this, none of the other mentions has portrayed the same level of geographical intimacy. Rather than the usual, we have to save the world, the galaxy.. nope just our city where we and the people we care about life, it’s just less fantasy which is nice. All the while focusing on a handful of characters. The personal drama element usually goes out the window in place of childish battles of the school ground arguments like whether Iron Man could beat up Captain America or if the Hulk could take Thor. While the Defenders looks at thing on a more human level asking how exceptional but damaged people with radically different worldviews and life experiences find common ground and fight for the greater good (which is the story of democracy itself). Pairing the white rich boy with the hulking bulletproof African American seems like a political argument come to life.

I guess that’s what saved The Defenders to me. Some really cool, exciting scenes and some drab nonsense. The Netflix Marvel collaboration has been really good so far but they almost lost their touch with Jessica Jones & Iron Fist so it’s great to see this series bar the two shitty character gets the series back on track in time for the new Punisher series, which will be epic! just see for yourself:

 

Your Definitive Price Guide for the New iPhone 8, 8 Plus and iPhone X

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After months of speculation, rumours and leaks, Apple’s 10 year anniversary iPhone X is here. So now that we finally have the low down on the new iPhone 8, 8 Plus and X, the net question is ‘How do we get our hands on one?’ Well, Ireland’s networks have released their prices. And they’re a bit steep.

When can we get one?

So the new models haven’t actually been released yet, but they are available to pre-order. Although it seems as of right now the only place you can pre-order the models are on Three, the Carphone Warehouse and from the Apple Store themselves. Apple seems top be the only one at the moment offering the models on pre-pay.

Apple

If you were to go directly from Apple, you’ll be getting an unlocked model, which could set you back a bit more than the locked network models.

An iPhone 8 64GB will set you back €829 while the 256GB will set you back €999.

An iPhone 8 Plus 64GB will start at €939 and the 256GB will be a month’s rent for a nice apartment in Dublin at €1109.

An iPhone X take things to another level altogether. Starting out at what is a pitiful 64GB for the price of €1179 and rising to an eye-watering €1349 for the 256GB model.

So now that we’ve established that we will not be going with pay as you go prices through Apple, let’s move on to what the networks are offering.

Vodafone

No pre pay prices have been announced yet on the new models so let’s cut to the chase.

iPhone 8 64GB

€40/month plus €599.99 up front: €1560 over 2 years.

€60/month plus €399.99 up front: €1840 over 2 years.

€80/month plus €199.99 up front: €2120 over 2 years.

iPhone 8 256GB

€40/month plus €649.99 up front: €1609.99 over 2 years.

€60/month plus €449.99 up front: €1889.99 over 2 years.

€80/month plus €249.99 up front: €2169.99 over 2 years.

iPhone 8 Plus 64GB

€40/month plus €599.99 up front: €1559.99 over 2 years.

€60/month plus €399.99 up front: €1839.99 over 2 years.

€80/month plus €199.99 up front: €2119.99 over 2 years.

iPhone 8 Plus 256GB

€40/month plus €749.99 up front: €1709.99 over 2 years.

€60/month plus €549.99 up front: €1989.99 over 2 years.

€80/month plus €349.99 up front: €2269.99 over 2 years.

No word yet on prices on the iPhone X, but based on the prices we’ve seen so far, they’re set to be high so you might want to start saving.

Three

Three work a bit differently. If you are getting a new contract, there will be an up front cost. But their upgrades go off of how long you have been a Three customer on contract. Their upgrades go from A-F  . A being the most expensive up front payment and F being the cheapest. It’s also worth noting Three are the only network that provide unlimited data which can be the difference between going with them and any other network as data fees can be very expensive if you go over.

iPhone 8 64GB

€45/month plus €299.99 up front: €1379.99 over 2 years.

€60/month plus €229.99 up front: €1669.99 over 2 years.

iPhone 8 256GB

€45/month plus €549.99 up front: €1629.99 over 2 years.

€60/month plus €399.99 up front: €1839.99 over 2 years.

iPhone 8 Plus 64GB

€45/month plus €499.99 up front: €1579.99 over 2 years.

€60/month plus €349.99 up front: €1789.99 over 2 years.

iPhone 8 Plus 256GB

€45/month plus €649.99 up front: €1729.99 over 2 years.

€60/month plus €499.99 up front: €1939.99 over 2 years.

iPhone X 64GB

€45/month plus €719.99 up front: €1799.99 over 2 years.

Also no word yet on other iPhone X prices but we will keep you posted as soon as they go up.

Eir

iPhone 8 64GB

€30/month plus €549 up front: €1269 over 2 years.

€45/month plus €449 up front: €1529 over 2 years.

€55/month plus €299 up front: €1619 over 2 years.

€65/month plus €299 up front: €1859 over 2 years.

iPhone 8 256GB

€30/month plus €699 up front: €1419 over 2 years.

€45/month plus €599 up front: €1679 over 2 years.

€55/month plus €449 up front: €1769 over 2 years.

€65/month plus €299 up front: €2009 over 2 years.

iPhone 8 Plus 64GB

€30/month plus €649 up front: €1369 over 2 years.

€45/month plus €549 up front: €1629 over 2 years.

€55/month plus €399 up front: €1719 over 2 years.

€65/month plus €399 up front: €1959 over 2 years.

iPhone 8 Plus 256GB

€30/month plus €799 up front: €1519 over 2 years.

€45/month plus €699 up front: €1779 over 2 years.

€55/month plus €549 up front: €1869 over 2 years.

€65/month plus €549 up front: €2109 over 2 years.

Again no X prices but we’ll keep you posted!

Our recommendation would be the iPhone 8 64GB on €45/month. If you can get past the smaller screen and no bokeh effect on the camera, the iPhone 8 is just as good as the plus. As an iPhone 7 user, I love it. After 5 months of non-stop use it never glitches and I can only imagine the new A11 Bionic chip will be able to handle even more stress. The only drawback is the 64GB storage. But if you are good at managing cloud storage you should be able to get passed it.

Make sure to keep an eye on our Facebook page for updates on the iPhone X network pricing soon.