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Assassin’s Creed Origins Review

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I’ve had a bit of a love-hate relationship with Assassin’s Creed. I played the first game quite a while after it launched and didn’t get back into the series until some of the games were bundled in with my console. Being honest, I hadn’t played a game from the franchise for some time when Origins landed in and I didn’t know what to expect.

What is Assassin’s Creed All About?

Here’s the quick gist of the Assassin’s Creed franchise. Using a device called the Animus, you play a character travelling back in time to relive the memories of age-old assassins. In these memories, you fight on the side of the Assassins who are taking on another ancient organisation, the Knights Templar.

Throughout the games in the past, you parkour your way over towns-worth of villages, fighting and assassinating your way towards your goals. Assassin’s Creed Origins takes these best parts from the early games and build upon that from scratch to create a game to shake the complacency of more recent entries to the series.

What is Assassin’s Creed Origins All About?

As is often the case with ‘origins movies’, Assassin’s Creed Origins takes a look at what came before the entire series. While Assassin’s Creed Origins predates every game so far it’s also the most advanced and diverse game yet.

Assassin’s Creed Origins takes place in the ever-fascinating setting of Egypt. Just a few weeks ago, a new secret chamber was discovered in the pyramids of Giza, showing just how much we still have to learn about these ancient historical sites which until know had just be theorised about. Ubisoft had done their homework though and are already built these chambers into the latest Assassin’s Creed Origins.

Ok, I digress. Beyond the incredibly fine details being nailed, Origins arguably delivers some of the most engaging storylines from the Assassin’s Creed series yet. You play the powerful yet surprisingly warm and caring assassin Bayek, tasked with protecting the ruler of Egypt. The great thing about Origins is that you’re not on rails. This frustrated the hell out of me playing Uncharted on the PS4; the feeling that you can’t get lost.

Origins Has a Huge Map

Now, this might be a personal thing, but the real sense of exploration is something that made me love the Fallout series. I had no idea that Assassin’s Creed had gone down the same route. The sheer size of the map is incredible. I’ve been playing for about 15 hours, the time it’s taken to complete Wolfenstein’s campaign, yet I’ve only made a small dent into Origins. It’s a huge map and the scenes are so beautiful that you’ll never want to power off. 

The Gameplay

Beyond looking great, Origins has one of the best parkour and fighting systems of the Assassin’s Creed games that I’ve played so far. Some features, like the melee fight system, does leave a bit to be desired but there’s enough in Origins to keep the game fresh and not repetitive.

One pro tip I have is level up as you earn your new skills and abilities. It might seem so obvious but I didn’t pay attention to that early on and wondered why the game was so damn hard. The difficulty ramps up as your character grows so make your life easier and upgrade as you go.

Should I Play the Other Assassin’s Creed Games First?

Until now, missing one of the Assasin’s Creed games would have meant you missed out on quite a bit. The beauty of this entry to the series is that it’s an origins game, so it predates the lot. You’ll get more from the game if you understand some of the wider background but it’s not essential.

If you have no intention whatsoever of going back and playing the older games, here’s a roundup video on the vast majority of them all:

Verdict

I’d personally fallen out of sync with the series for a while but fell straight back in with Assassin’s Creed Origins. In the past, games like this have often felt repetitive but Origins is so beautiful and engaging that you won’t be able to stop playing.

You can pick up Assassin’s Creed Origins now from a range of stores, including:

 

Apple Fired an iPhone X Engineer After Daughter’s Video

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The new Apple iPhone X is going to be pretty damn expensive. Actually, it’s going to be the most expensive iPhone of all time. It’s become an even pricier phone for Ken Bauer, an Apple engineer working on the iPhone X before launch. Apple gave Bauer the boot after his daughter, Brooke Amelia Peterson, videoed the still closely guarded iPhone X on a visit to Apple’s Cupertino HQ.

Apple Engineer’s Daughter Makes a Video

It’s a little ironic that Peterson opens this video by saying “I’m going shopping. Shopping solves all my problems”.

She started out shopping and ended up visiting her Dad at Apple’s One Infinite Loop Cupertino Campus. Here, she got the chance to get hands-on with Apple’s yet unreleased mega-flagship iPhone X. She removed the video from her own account, but of course, it’s still on the web:

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You’ll see they grab some pizza in Apple’s canteen and of course, Bauer pays with Apple Pay. Then while munching on some lovely looking Pizza, Peterson gets the chance to go hands on. She’s mightily impressed with the camera, tests out navigation without a home button, plays with animojis. Finally, she fawns about the area Ashton Kutcher shot the movie Jobs in, before saying “I almost want to become an engineer so that I could try and work at Apple.”

Well, unfortunately for Peterson, her chance of getting an existing employee referral into a position with Apple went up in smoke once she uploaded her hands-on video with the iPhone X. The video started to spread online. Remember, this is a still unreleased phone that’s had a limited amount of airtime to date. Peterson was asked by Apple to remove the video shortly after it was posted and she agreed, but the damage had been done. Just ask the lads of Ballyragget about how quickly videos go viral these days.

Apple’s Reaction to the Video

According to Peterson’s follow up video, Apple has let Bauer go. You can actually watch the follow-up video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQzGKwjr_js&t=16s

You’ll notice Peterson seems more concerned with her video being alongside Ellen Degeneres than Apple “doing what they had to do” in letting her Dad go. Ok, sure enough, her Dad should know a lot better than to let his daughter film an unreleased phone. Apple has very strict protocols governing on-site filming. Still, the innocence of recording an auld video isn’t lost on most, even the canteen staff who are delighted to see the footage of Apple Pay in motion being captured.

Eh…Priorities?

What’s shocking is Peterson’s reaction video. Christ, it’s cold. After a long intro about how great her Dad is, Peterson changes gears to support Apple in their decision to sack her pops. She genuinely seems delighted to be getting YouTube attention. Hell, even right now I’m giving her attention, which sucks.

Peterson claims this was just supposed to be a video of a fun memory with her family. Can people really be that naive? I suppose the Ballyragget boys thought they were creating a video of fun memories too right?

It’s been a great week for examples to showing everyone that we need to take what we post online very seriously. People can lose their dignity and their job from the wrong thing being posted online. We all need to weigh up funny, interesting and suitable before we publish. I remember reading a few years ago:

Don’t post anything you wouldn’t like to see on a billboard

That’s the internet these days. Anything you say or post today could be in front of millions tomorrow.

What Did We Learn from the Leaked iPhone X Video

With all that said, it would be silly of us not to make the most of this leak. We’ve learned a few bits about the latest iPhone. Further confirmation of how to say the name for a start. It’s the iPhone “ten” not the iPhone “ex”.

One of the big tests for the new iPhone will be unlocking with facial recognition. I’m really interested to see how this works because for Apple Pay, Apple’s Android Pay equivalent, could be tough to navigate without Touch ID. We only get a glance, but when used to cover the cost of a few pizzas, Apple Pay on the iPhone X seemed to handle just fine.

We also learned Apple is not afraid to crack down on the sources of leaks and that people will risk it all to seek attention. Whether that’s the attention of your children with some cool and forbidden tech, or putting your parent’s job on the line for the attention of the world.

End rant.

The Great Irish Podcast

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Hands up if you remember the era of Irish pirate radio? Me neither but I heard it was a thing. Thankfully all things radio have moved into the year 2017. The humble podcast is so much more open due to the lack of restrictive regulations on the internet, for now anyway. Podcasting allows chat radio on its own terms, and it’s probably for that reason and that reason alone that we have some of the best podcasts around coming from our shores. While podcasting in itself is a relatively new concept around Ireland we are finding more top quality shows every day so we have decide to share with you a few of our favourite Irish podcasts to help you through those long morning commutes or evening dog walks:

Second Captains

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First off the mark is the Second Captains Podcast. Unlike all of the other podcasts this is actually created by a media production company in Dublin and they team previously produced and presented the Off The Ball show on Newstalk radio for eight years, winning a record nine PPI national radio awards. Psst they are also the guys behind the RTÉ 2 show by the same name.

Unsurprisingly these are the big boys of the Irish podcast scene, they go back as far as 2013 and they actually launched with the support of the Irish Times so as you would expect they quickly became the most popular podcast in Ireland, winning the iTunes podcast of the year in 2014. It remains Ireland’s most-listened to podcast.

If you haven’t guessed by the Off The Ball reference, this podcast has to do with everything sport, both on an Irish and International stage. Combining banter, sports and a keen interest they are everything you could ask for and more when looking to get the latest in sporting news. Oh and course due to their sheer size some of the guest speakers are legends of Irish sport, which is always great to hear their insights without the fear of retribution that standard radio would bring. So whether you want to know more about Katie Taylor’s upcoming fight or Ex Everton Legend Neville Southall speaking about his career in detail, these are your guys.

Those Conspiracy Guys

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Now honestly I’m a bit biased writing this because this is a podcast both myself and Deano adore. Those Conspiracy Guys is exactly what it says on the tin, a weekly podcast based on all types and genres of conspiracy theories with just the right dash of Irish humour added to the mix. Want to know more about CIA assassinations, Bigfoot or the many behind the Boogeyman, than these are your guys.

“NO TOPIC IS TOO DELICATE OR OUTLANDISH (EXCEPT THE ONES WITH THE REALLY GOOD LAWYERS) AND WE WANT TO MAKE IT PALATABLE FOR EVERYONE FROM BEGINNERS TO EXPERTS.”

What I love about these guys is although the humour and banter is clearly obvious and great craic, it’s the knowledge and research that sets them apart. Dropping the tinfoil hat nonsense Gordo and the gang delve deep into the internet to bypass the crap and bring us real information on conspiracies that you have heard about and more that you haven’t. In their own words they run their ironclad bullshit detector over the range of misinformation that exists online and deliver the real information in a style that is both informative and fun in equal measures.

“WE ARE BUT A PAIR OF HUMBLE IRISHMEN WITH A PROPENSITY FOR CRITICAL THINKING AND COMMON SENSE, BUT WE ALSO HAVE AN THIRD EYE SQUINTED OPEN FOR THE STRANGENESS OF TRUTH.”

So if you ever have a curiosity about the stories around 911 or have ever watched the news thinking ” Hmm that doesn’t seem right to me” well then this is the podcast for you. Me and Dean have easily spent a drive from Limerick to Dublin listening to Those Conspiracy Guys. You won’t be disappointed.

Mindfully Fit

Again this is a biased opinion but with good reason. Paul Dermody, one half of this dynamic duo actually used to be a housemate of mine back in the ole college days. So when this lad talks about where he came from to where he is today it’s the gods honest truth, trust me I was right there with him. Eating waffles, talking football and half arsedly going to the gym between constant injury problems.

Nowadays Paul and Orlaith endeavor day in,day out to become the Gary Vee’s of the saturated Irish fitness scene. Whether it’s a nightly Q&A or Facebook Vlog the talented pair behind Mindfully Fit are the most approachable and honest people I have witnessed on the scene, cutting the crap and the look at me mentality of other fitness folk. Paul and Orlaith want to help you reach your maximum potential when it comes to real world fat loss and general health.

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Look, each and everyone of us want to be a better version of ourselves. Whether that is from a fitness, mental or personal level and having listened to the Mindfully Fit podcast I can hand on heart say their is something for everyone from beginner to gym junkie.

“To inspire, educate and empower people to live their healthiest and happiest lifestyle”

They regularly share helpful and valuable tips for better habits , mindsets along with real world strategies and principals to help you apply them to your life . With collaborations from world – class guests in their own fields. By they way apart from a full social media assault they are both personal trainers in Galway who offer face to face and online training.

The Irish Pubcast

What is more Irish than talking cobble in a pub? It’s probably the most Irish thing in the world to be fair. The Irish Pubcast is basically just that, Wayne Talbot, Ciaran Marcantonio and Darren Fahey are the brains behind this Dublin based podcast.

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They record in a series of random pubs around Dublin City talking about a range of topics such as on pop-culture topics, including films, comics, horror and comedy. Mainly they talk geek, so if you’re into Comics, Game of Thrones or anything along these lines this could be the podcast for you. These guys have been doing this for years in 2011 and again in 2012 they won the award of “Best Comic-related/featured Podcast”. Just think of all the pints these guys have downed over the years. Can someone say best job ever?

An Irishman Abroad

Sure we couldn’t have an article on the best Irish podcast’s without mentioning An Irishman Abroad.Over the last few years this brilliant podcast has developed a bit of a cult following, mainly due to the host himself. Jarlath Regan is an Irish comedian living in London who has been on a number of comedy shows down the years, namely The Panel and The Rumour Room.

Over the last years Regan has placed himself as one of our most recognisable comedians and it was in 2013 An Irishman Abroad began. We Irish have been the biggest emigrants down the years, in fact as a nation we are known for moving away to pastures new. So each week we get a different Irish person speaking with him about their lives to give us an insight into the experiences of our people on their travels.

Guests down the years have included people like Dara Ó Briain and Sonia O’Sullivan, but the most interesting episodes for me are when the guests are successful but not particularly famous, but have a story to tell. To be honest it’s one of the most intriguing and entertaining podcasts I have listened too down the years.

But don’t take my word for it, Paul Campell of The Gaurdian after hearing the episode with Munster hero Jerry Flannery had this to say:

“every single young person reading this should go download this podcast and listen to it every week for the rest of time”.

 Think that sums it up in a nutshell.

Grab the earbuds and get listening

So there you have it, the best and brightest of the Irish podcast scene in one handy list. It’s great that some of the most engaging online content available online is coming from people like you or I, it just makes things so much more accessible and understandable.

Have we missed any of your favourites? Should the Goos3D team dig the mic out and get talking? Let us know in the comments.

4 Reasons Using Google Pay Is Better Than Your Card

I recently moved my banking to KBC, an experience you might have even read about. Since I made the move, I’ve been loving KBC. It’s the simple things like logging into my banking app with a fingerprint or having customer care over web chat at 10 pm. Then, of course, there’s Google Pay.

Many believe being able to pay for items with your phone through Google and Apple Pay is little more than a novelty. Yet, since I’ve moved my banking to KBC, I’ve probably used my card in-store three or four times. My phone has taken over the tapping. The really interesting thing is that I’m using my phone because it’s generally handier than my card. Here are four reasons why I’m using my Google Pay on my phone to pay for things now instead of my card.

You’ll Actually Know the Scandalous Price of a Pint

How often do you hand over your card to a barman before he wanders off into the distance only to return with your drink paid for. You’ve never seen the card machine and you’ve no idea what you just paid. You could insist he bring the machine over, but to be fair, the place is jammers so that’s not sound.

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I’ve noticed that I’m more conscious of what I’m paying for the likes of a pint because it pops up on my screen. Tapping your card left, right and centre can often leave you feeling like you’re not really spending money. Google pay gives you a nice visual reminder of what that pint just set you back.

Tap as Often as you Like

Off the bat, this will sound like a first world problem but every now and then, the card machine beeps after you tap your card and asks for a PIN number. Now this varies from mild inconvenience with most banks to outright embarrassment if you’re with Permanent TSB. Their wireless cards get fully declined after you’ve tapped three times. Yes, declined as if the money isn’t in your account. Morto.

Once you activate Google Pay on your phone you’ll be forced to set up a screen lock. In order to pay using your smartphone in a shop, just tap it against the card machine. Items cost more than €30? No worries, you’ll just need to unlock your phone, either with a PIN or fingerprint.

If you’ve paid a few times without unlocking your phone, Google Pay will ask you to verify your identity through pin code or fingerprint. There are also some older card machines that won’t let you pay for items over €30 with Google Pay.

You’ll Always Have Your Phone on You

I had Google Pay for a whole day before I went to the shop and forgot my wallet. The intimidating thing was even though I’d set up Google Pay, I’d never used it before. I was terrified it wouldn’t work. Sure enough, while I hesitated a little in tapping my phone off the terminal, the payment went straight through – much to the amusement of one gentleman in the queue who was blown away by what he just saw.

If I needed to lend my card to someone or forgot it, I wouldn’t even notice because now I depend on my phone more than my card.

Once Upon a Time Contactless Was Weird

I still remember when contactless cards first came out. Shopkeepers would stand there with a vacant look on their face because I wanted to tap my card. Then they’d think you’re thick for trying to tap followed by shock when it worked. Everyone was worried about the security side of things and actually, that’s why I got myself a Secrid Wallet. Still, contactless payments became so normal and go on, be honest, a little part of you is angry when you have to type in your pin now, right?

That first time I used my phone to pay after forgetting my wallet the biggest surprise I got was the shopkeeper. He saw the phone in my hand and without even asking, he reached for the card machine. Straight away, he knew I wanted to pay with my phone. This tells me, it’s faster for shops as they’re predicting users using the system, but also that there are quite a few people using Google Pay now.4 reasons android pay is better than contactless cards no grad

Right now, the biggest barrier to people using Google and Apple Pay is the bank they’re with. KBC and Ulster Bank and AID offer both services. The nations biggest bank, Bank of Ireland, along with Permanent TSB don’t offer any of these services so if you want to change how you pay for things, make the move.

WhatsApp Business: Because You Need More Chat Groups

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We do love a good leak here at Goos3D and well wouldn’t you know we have gone and found another one. Yurt! WhatsApp Business has been leaked, giving us a good look at how the latest from the Facebook-owned company is going to work. Better again this leak explains the differences between both, WhatsApp for Business and regular WhatsApp.

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The app is called WhatsApp Business on the Google Play Store and will be separate from the normal WhatsApp app. They even changed the logo ever so slightly by sticking a B inside the bubble. Quick side note, we have only seen this stuff from the online links. The app is in beta testing and is limited to a private group of testers. Unless you have the APK- which we may or may not have hidden somewhere before the end of this article.

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Can you spot the difference?

The new app was officially announced about a month ago but according to the leak, WhatsApp actually had a survey to enrol potential SMB’s to test the platform prior to its release. These chosen companies have then been asked to give feedback on pretty much everything from new features like automatic responses, message analytics to basic functionality like account setup and the migration of data from regular WhatsApp.

Here is what we have managed to find out so far:

Business Profiles

WhatsApp Business will be coming with a range of new features such as chat migration (which I will talk about later), auto response, analytics as well as a personalized business profile.

From what we gather you set up your business profile within the initial setup. The app itself will ask you things like ‘Business Description’, ‘Website’, ‘Address’ and other business related nonsense I know nothing about. Interestingly enough for those with their fingers in many pies, you can add more than one website to each profile and you can even have more than one account.

I spent a bit of time thinking about this and I can only think of personal and business as being a user’s two accounts unless you want to set up a complete business profile just for your local Junior Football Club.

More than one account? Sure go on then

What is really interesting about this WhatsApp Business leak is this option for “chat migration”. They have thought through pretty much any likely scenario your standard business owner may require such as using one phone and one app, using one phone and two apps where WhatsApp Business uses different mobile number, one phone and two apps where WhatsApp Business uses different landline number. My poor head that was a lot of thinking!

If you want to use the normal app and business app at the same time on the same phone, the only stipulation is that the number on both apps is separate from each other. Or you can migrate your personal account into a business account, or just use your landline number. The range of options here is quite handy, sure just check out this nifty little how-to graphic we found online:

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Seems simple enough and as we said you can even use a landline number, which is handy as hell if you want to keep your personal and business accounts apart. This also upgrades the landlines to support multimedia messages using the business app without the need to actually do anything. Ya landline multi-media messaging just sounds really wrong, but oh so right.

Analytics

Do you know what business people love and no matter how much you give, they always want more? Data analytics. WhatsApp clearly knew this about their audience and while this feature seems to be still a work in progress, business owners will be able to view and send reports around a number of messages sent vs received and all of that jazz. Why this is relevant or important I’m not overly sure, but it’s there and business folk love that shit so whatever floats your boat I say.

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Out of Office goes Mobile

Image credit: Android Police

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The best part of any office job is that moment when you finally set up your out of office and get ready to strut out of that place completely forgetting you will be back in a week. But that is not the point why not go a step further with your WhatsApp Business profile and set up a couple of auto-responses which will act as your mobile version of out of office.

You just know a client, a customer or some numpty is going to contact you outside of business hours and having that access at your fingertips could mean never truly leaving work. You can customise the text in the ‘Away Messages’ along with any predefined schedule for the number of days. I’m willing to go out on a limb here and let the funniest message become the official Goos3D auto response- so far I’m thinking

“The PlayStation got me before you did, good luck and goodbye”

Let us know if you can do better in the comments below.

Essentially WhatsApp Business is going to be exactly what it says on the tin. The exact same app but with a business focus. By the time a full version is released we are likely to see a payment system in place, which will be interesting to see how that works out from an encryption point of view.If you run a business and wish to sign up for WhatsApp Business, you need to fill up this survey, and then download the app from here.

More WhatsApp groups. Awesome.

 

Find My Phone is Now Available on Google Home

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We have all done it. Yelling at the mother, brothers or sister, girlfriends or the lads asking them if anyone has seen your phone. Of course, they never know where your phone is. It’s a depressing feeling and funnily enough, it always seems to occur when you just had it a moment before. The tale of the vanishing smartphone is to be no more, all thanks to the clever folks over at Google.

In the last few weeks, Google has been playing a blinder, especially when it comes to hardware. Don’t believe me? Here are just four huge moves Google have made in the last month:

  1. Buying out HTC for $1 Billion
  2. Announcing the highly anticipated Pixel 2, which you can buy even if you live in Ireland
  3. Bringing out the next generation in the Home range, including the Home Mini
  4. And of course the new Pixel Buds Earphones with built-in translation technology

See what I mean? What a month of gadgetry and we aren’t done yet. Now the Google Home will have access to the greatest command of all, “Find my Phone”.

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This new feature will enable Home users to ask the smart speaker to “Find my Phone”. While it won’t be able to give you an exact location it will ring the user’s phone so they can follow the sound. Wouldn’t it be wicked if your Google Home could tell you that you left it by the sink?

What If My Phone is on Silent?

Ah so that won’t be a problem for any Android user, Google Home will also be able to enable the ringer on phones that have been put on silent. Handy if you’re the type who likes to keep the phone on silent.

Downside? well at this moment in time this feature is only available on smartphones so forgetful tablet owners who have misplaced their device, you’re on your own for now.

Personally, I think this is a really clever feature and I’m actually surprised we haven’t seen this “Find my Phone” feature on other home assistants. By the way, this fancy feature will work across all of Google’s Home series of smart speakers. Don’t be surprised if the perennial copycats at Apple stick this into their upcoming HomePod speaker.

Me: “Siri find my iPhone”

Siri “No”

 

Dublin Tech Summit Confirms Week Long Event for 2018

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Fresh off the back of Web Summit founder Paddy Cosgrave’s claims that Ireland is too small to host a large tech conference, Ireland is set to host a large tech conference. We; ve attended Web Summit in the past and it is a fantastic event. Last year we filled the void with Dublin Tech Summit and boy were we impressed with that conference for its first year.

What is Dublin Tech Summit?

In what was an incredibly ambitious first year which saw 10,000 descend upon the Dublin Convention Center, Dublin Tech Summit brought startups, marketing, fintech, robots and more under one roof for two days of tech talks. The WiFi worked, people networked and the atmosphere was electric. It was a stunning achievement for the first year of a conference. Naturally, with the first year going so well, why would you change anything, right? Well, because the organisers are crazy ambitious and they are changing things…loads.

What’s Different for Dublin Tech Summit 2018?

The conference itself will take place over two days (18 and 19 April 2018) just like last year. There’s be more awesome startups like the incredible Bamboo, DwellDown and AnotherworldVR that we met last year – two of which have had a direct impact on Jon’s health. There’ll be world-class speakers akin to Gary Vaynerchuk from last year. But enough of what’s the same.

Beware Dublin Tech Week AKA “The Takeover”

Along with the two days dedicated to tech in the Convention Centre, Dublin will play host to a week of tech meetups. Dublin Tech week will explore topics such as film tech, fashion
tech, marketing and business across a range of venues. From past experience covering tech events, smaller and more intimate venues around Dublin are when these events come into their own.

Tickets are on sale now. Sign up to the Goos3DLetter below as we’ll be keeping a very close eye out for new speakers as they appear.

 

South Park: The Fractured But Whole – Review

South Park has been raising eyebrows for twenty years and boy have they come along way from making fart jokes. Now, don’t get me wrong, they still make lots of fart jokes, but on top of that, they rip into plenty of topical stuff too. If you ever get the chance to watch 6 Days to Air, a documentary about how quickly they turn around episodes of South Park, please do watch it:

But what happens when you give these guys a game to make?

It’s South Park but Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Game censors are a lot easier to please than TV censors. Sure, the TV censors have to worry about the writers annoying everyone with a voice assistant, but the game censors have to deal with jokes TV networks have nightmares about.

The toilet humour starts pretty early on as you make dancing game style bowel movements. Just a few minutes later, you’re being chased around by a priest with anal beads. Yup, there’s one of those sentences you never expect to see. This is all happening pretty early on in the game too and in true South Park style, The Fractured But Whole is continuously ramping it up.

I think what makes The Fractured But Whole so damn entertaining is the fact it’s a South Park episode. Because it’s animated, it can nail the graphics and they keep the shows real voice actors onboard too. There are callbacks galore to the TV show which will keep die-hard fan entertained while the raw comedy will make everyone laugh. This game is simply packed with entertainment.

What’s The Fractured But Whole All About?

Following on from The Stick of Truth, South Park’s previous game which involved killing Nazi cows, The Fractured But Whole had a lot to live up to. I’m going to mess you around. This is straight up one of the funniest games I’ve ever played. You start out on a literal character building journey. You’re one of the Coon and Friends, a group of superheroes headed up by The Coon. Spoiler alert, that’s Cartman.

Coon and Friends are locked in a superhero battle with Professor Chaos and his followers in a war which seems to resemble Marvel versus DC. I don’t wanna spoilt too much about the story, but sufficed to say, this is a 20-hour episode of even more adult comedy than you’ll normally see in the South Park TV show.

Gameplay

In its predecessor, the turn-based battle scenes eventually felt a little laboured. They just seemed to go on and on and you’d nearly dread them appearing. Fortunately, the game’s story was good enough to make you keep going. In the Fractured But Whole, the basics of the battle mechanics remain but it’s been vastly improved. While still turn-based, where you stand on the chessboard style grid can impact how many hits you take but also which attacks you can fight back with.

They’ve effectively taken the only negative from The Stick of Truth and fixed it, creating a simply fantastic game in its place.

I’m still playing through South Park: The Fractured But Whole and honestly feel like I’ve just reached the tip of the iceberg. Be sure to join our newsletter below as we’ll have a gameplay video coming soon.

Pick up South Park: The Fractured But Whole from GameStop and Amazon.co.uk

 

Goos3D, Goosed and the Hilarious Untitled Goose Game

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Ok, so obviously this caught our attention because of the animal in question. Once this, yet untitled, goose game grabbed our attention, it quickly gained our love.

Wait, Why Are We Called Goos3D (pronounced Goosed)?

It’s probably as good a time as any that I explain the whole Goos3D name thing. First of all, it’s pronounced Goosed… you know, as in the bird. Back when I started working in a Limerick phone shop, one of the guys always told people their phones were goosed rather than broken. This taught me that the world you use can completely change how people react to bad news. Goosed is a really powerful word, with a little bit of fun in it so we ran with it.

naming it goosed or goos3d was a great idea

Unfortunately for us the website goosed.com, our first domain, was taken. That’s why we went for goos3d.com and eventually goos3d.ie. It was about two years later I discovered that goosed.com was actually a porn site. Ah well, these things happen. The most important thing is that Goos3D is pronounced goosed and I guess, if we’re to have any animal that represents our brand, well it’s got to be the goose right?

The Untitled Goose Game by House House

Naturally, this trailer caught our attention. This beautiful looking game which is completely based on you ruining the day of a gardener through your goose character will be released in 2018.

The game just looks hilarious. I hope too much hasn’t been given away in this trailer as the mechanics of how a goose could destroy your life are given away.I’m sure there’s plenty more to come from these guys. Some online gamers are already calling the game “Metal Goose Solid” as much of the game is spent sneaking around, just like the well known “Metal Gear Solid”.

I just can’t wait to become to goose I’m destined to be. This game, still to be titled, will be released in 2018. You can sign up to the developer’s newsletter to make sure you’re first to know when this game launches.

 

Mobile Phone Scams and How You Can Protect Against Them

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Mobile phone scams are on the increase. Over the past few months, there have been numerous reports in Ireland of new scams involving mobiles. It’s increased again over the past few days according to ComReg. We’ve all seen the posts on Facebook and Twitter. Someone receives a phone call from a foreign number and then they either answer it or call the number back. Before you know it, your phone bill becomes something representing a cricket score. But by remaining vigilant, you can protect yourself against such scams.

We’re creating a database of this fraudulent numbers that you can help us build below this article.

What To Look Out For

Similar to identifying fake Facebook competitions, there are some simple things to be on the lookout for when it comes to spotting mobile phone scams.

The scam is really to trick you into calling back and when you do call back, you may be enticed into listening for longer and the longer you stay on, the more it’ll cost you

Barbara Delaney, Director of Retail and Consumer Affairs at ComReg

 

The main thing is to recognise the phone number that is ringing you. Restricted numbers may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but they’re generally safe enough to answer. Numbers in your contact list are a given. It’s when an unknown foreign number rings that you need to be wary.

Most smartphones nowadays are able to identify where a call is originating from, simply by tracking the number against international dialling codes. You can also tell a call from a foreign number, as it will start with a “+” symbol at the start.

Ultimately, it’s down to being careful about what calls you answer and call back. If you are unsure of why you’re receiving a random call from a Moscow number, it’s best to ignore it. You didn’t enter the Russian Lotto so how could you have won it?

Increase Security on your Mobile

While keeping an eye on who is ringing you will protect against mobile phone scams, we’re all human. Mistakes can be made. Your smartphone likely has some call blocking options on your smartphone to instantly reject calls from selected numbers or all calls from unknown numbers. If you do catch a rouge call from an odd number, just jot down that number for blocking later on.But there’s also a host of applications available for smartphones that allow you to call block automatically.

After some research, we came across Mr Number, an application available on both Google Play and iTunes. It allows you to block unwanted calls and SMS messages if you want to. However, you can also block individual numbers, if you want to avoid calls from the mother in law or block all calls from a particular country to make sure you’re fully covered against scams from a particular country.

block all calls from a particular country to make sure you’re fully covered against scams

The iOS version also has a slick feature, where you can automatically add a number to your block list as it is ringing you. Mr Number also has a database of previous mobile phone scam numbers, which will automatically be blocked upon installation of the app. You can also block any pesky spam messages that might be getting. And best of all, it’s free.

Report any Mobile Phone Scams

Finally, it’s vitally important that you report any mobile phone scams to keep friends and family aware of them. Social media is the best way of calling out any potential scams. ComReg is also aware of the problem that mobile phone scams can cause, and can be contacted here if you wish to report any instances. It’s only by staying vigilant and knowing what to look out for that you will keep yourself safe from the scam artists out there.

Add Suspicious Number to Our Database

If you’ve received a scam number or have seen one on social media, enter it below and we’ll add it to our soon to be available lookup database.

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